It was a beautiful day in Ganondorfs Castle as he woke up…

"Errrkjaha!" Ganondorf yawned.

He got out of bed and went downstairs in his fairy underpants.

"Tra la la la la!" He sung as he went downstairs.

But as Ganondorf Tra-la-la-la-laed, a terrible thing happened…

"Hiiiya!" said a voice from behind him.

"Whaa?" he responded.

Smack!

Crack!

And Pop!

Ganondorf was hit over the head several times by a giant mallet, the holder of this mallet was a Lizardo, two to be precise.

"This mallet is HEAVY" complained Larry the Lizardo

"You said it!" replied Gary the Lizardo, "It's a good thing were the only Albino Lizardos there are!"

"IM DYING!" Ganondorf cried.

"What?" said Gary, "Were not even hitting you!"

"My panties are on too tight!" Ganondorf moaned.

"Ok, that's nasty." said Larry, "I'm going."

And so, the world was safe again thanks to you, Tight Panties!