One day Link was in the market shopping for pink tutu- I mean, manly man tops when all of a sudden he saw Zelda shopping for many man tops- I mean, pink tutus.
"Hi Zelda!" Link said.
"Hi Link, what are you shopping for?" Zelda asked.
"Pink- Uh… Pink man tops!" Link stuttered, "And you?"
"Manly man- Uh… Manly man tutus!" Zelda said, "Don't want to look like a tomboy!" she said blushing.
"I should get some of those…" Link thought.
Link and Zelda said their goodbyes and Link headed of onto Hyrule Field.
"Manly man tutus, pink man tops… Doo doo doo…" Link sung as he walked across Hyrule Field.
He got home and went to Navi.
"I bought you your pink tutus!" Link said.
"I didn't want any pink tutus!" Navi said, "And why is it in your size."
"Uh…" Link stuttered, "All the better for you to grow into!"
"Fairies don't grow but whatever." Navi said flying out of the room.
"All for me…" Link muttered to himself.
