Karaoke Night
Disclamer: I do not own Furuba. Wish I did though. D But I don't. Get ready for chapter 2.Sigh It's my birthday today, the day I'm starting and finishing this chapter! Determined eyes Don't own Barney either. Don't own any of the songs, either! Nor chapstick!
"Oh Kyo, my sexy hubby to be," Kagura murmured, with stars in her eyes. "You're going to rap! Is it going to be about me?" "Hell no! I'm not gonna rap about you!" Kyo growled angrily. "Woo! More booze, young lady!" Hatori yelled over to the male, who was dropping off some food. "Um, sir, I'm a man, and yes sir." Mumbled the waiter. "Okay whatever. Just get us some beer...or sake please." Replied Akito. "Okay." The waiter said, leaving the room, and returning with a 18 gallon plastic container, filled to the brim of sake. "Dude thanks. Here's a tip." Shigure says, slurring his words and handing the waiter 50 yen. "Wow, thanks." The waiter says, gleefully. He pranced out the doorway, leaving the odd group to listen to Kyo's drunk raps.
"YO YO YOOOOOOOOOO!" Hatori belts out, into an imaginary microphone. "Hatori san is my wifey!" Sings an obviously drunk Shigure. "Ew, you sick digusting homosexual men..." Haru says, sweatdropping. "Look who's talking, Mr. soon to be Yuki Sohma's gay boyfriend!" Akito says, protective of his beloved doctor and...er..."friend." "God dammit Akito-chan! I'm gonna kill yoooouu!" Haru Black san growls angrily. "Oh shut your trap." Says a voice at the door. "Eek! Who's that?" Ayame squeals. "Woo! I'm the ghost of Barney!" Kurama says, at the door with a bar of chocolate. "Oh my, chocolate! I'll have that!" A prostitute says, passing by.(h123:The prostsitute works there, by the way.)
As she unwrapped the wrapper quickly, she complety stuffed the chocolate in her mouth, and fell to the ground, dead. "Oh my god Kurama san! What did you put in that?" Tohru said, eyes widening in seconds."Uh, well it's homemade. It has: dead rat tails, couple of rocks, stuff that was green in Akito-kun's room, cocoa powder, soy milk, and some yellow liquid in the toilet." Kurama replied, plopping onto the couch next to Haru. "Oh geez, you don't put rat tails, rocks, Akito's vomit, soy milk, and urine in chocolate, you idiot!" Yuki yells loudly, attracting the attention of a raven-haired girl and a blonde yankee. "Hey, Prince!" The blonde says, grinning. "Oh hello. Hello, Tohru." The dark-haired girl says, smiling slighty, only raising the edge of her lips. "Hi Uo chan! Hi Hana chan!" Exclaims Tohru, happy to see her best friends. Arisa walks over to Tohru, giving her a big bear hug, then dances over to Kureno. "Hey there, sexy stranger." Teases Arisa. "Hey, babe." Kureno says, smiling, and leaning over for a kiss. Unfortunatly, Arisa sits in his lap her back facing him, and he gets a mouthful of hair. "Eew, Kureno kun why are you eating Arisa-chan's hair?" Kagura says, unaware of anything.
"God dammit, can I freaking rap now?" Says an impatient Kyo. "Sure, ma'am." Hatori says, nodding off to sleep, only to be awaken to Kyo's horrible off-tune voice. This song is called "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot. (h123:Thanks for the suggestion, Damgd Roses and Hatori Sohma's wife!)
"Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back"
A person running by, a bus boy, who picks up dirty dishes, suddenly fell over, with dishes crashing everywhere, the majority of dishes breaking and landing on him. "Ohh no, orange boy, you killed a bus boy! You evil idiot!" Uo says, standing up to clear the dishes off the poor guy and call for help. "Aww, Uo chan has gone softie on the dead guy and is helping him! How beautiful!" Shigure calls out suddenly. "...Oh my god. I killed a dude. With my singing. Oh my god. Am I that bad? I thought I was good." Kyo says, shocked of the event. "Uh, yes, and Kyo kun, you freakin' killed a woman!" Hatori shouts. "HE AIN'T NO WOMAN! MEN ARE MEN, WOMEN ARE WOMEN! WOMEN HAVE BOOBS, AND MEN HAVE PENISES!"Kyo says, not aware a 9 year old boy wandering around. "But Kyo kun, how can you tell fat guys who have man boobs from women?" Sobs an unhappy Hatori. "Uh, forget it." Kyo says, a vien throbbing in his head. "Well um, Kyo kun, why did you sing about a girl's big ass? Is mine not big enough? I'll keep eating so it'll be nice and big for your anaconda!" Kagura said, not knowing what he meant by anaconda. (h123:In this case, Kyo wants to work up on Tohru...I guess ) "Eew..." Momiji said, squinting his eyes. "Oh god..." Arisa cried out. "You're disgusting, Kagura chan."Shigure said, shaking his head. "I don't get it." Kagura said, cocking her head to the side.
"Okay, c'mon Kisa chan, let's sing a song together!" Hiro says, in a happy mood, being able to sing a song with her. Kisa giggled, and told Hiro, "Sure, okay. May I pick the song?" "Of course, my Cinderella." Hiro replied, planting a dry, chapped kiss on her cheek. Saki walked over the the couple, and handed Hiro a chapstick, who took it gratefully. As he applied it, Kisa chose a techno love song. "Hey Hiro kun, let's sing this song."Kisa said, handing him the CD. "Sure okay."Hiro said. "Aaw, a cute couple." Arisa said, gushing. "Not as cute as you are." Kureno says slyly. It took a while for Arisa to understand, and when she did, she gave him a full lip lock. This song is "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada.
"I still hear your voice,
When you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch,
in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness,
But I dont know why,
Without you it's hard to survive
(chorus)
'Cause every time we touch,
I get this feeling
And every time we kiss,
I swear I can fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last,
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch,
I feel the static,
And every time we kiss,
I reach for the sky,
Can't you hear my heart beat slow
I can't let you go,
Want you in my life.
Your arms are my castle,
Your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry (I cry)
The good and the bad times,
We've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall..
(chorus)
'Cause every time we touch,
I get this feeling
And every time we kiss,
I swear I can fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last,
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch,
I feel the static,
And every time we kiss,
I reach for the sky,
Can't you hear my heart beat slow,
I can't let you go,
Want you in my life.
'Cause every time we touch,
I get this feeling
And every time we kiss,
I swear I can fly,
Can't you feel my heart beat fast,
I want this to last,
Need you by my side."
Everyone clapped, because this song was adorable, catchy, and it was perfect how it melted into Hiro and Kisa. Hiro tucker Kisa's hair back behind her ear, lifted her chin, and gave her a better kiss, thanks to the powers of chapstick. "Hey Hatori san and Ayame kun! Let's song a song together!" Shigure said, turning to his two best friends. "Okay, dude." Hatori replied, his hangover finally over, and back to his sane self. "Alright." Ayame sang. As the trio sifted through the racks of CD's, the trio finally picked one for just enough for three people. Two parts for Ayame, the woman, and Paul Wall, Two for Shigure, Nelly and Ali, and Two for Hatori, Gipp, and J.D. (h123: The guy who sings the part about the epidemic.) But they all sang the chorus. This song is called "Grillz" by Nelly, featuring others. Hatori questioned, "Why, don't they have a grill in the kitchen of this place?" "Hatori san, a grill is of course, a barbcue item that is useful for grilling, and another type of grill is I think, an either, gold or silver item you put on your teeth to make them look gangsters." Saki answered. "How do you know that?" Momiji asked. "Because Megumi wanted one for his birthday." Saki replied. Everyone sweatdropped, and turned to the trio for thier rap.
"Rob the jewelry store and tell em make me a grill.
Add da whole top diamond and the bottom rows gold.
(Hatori)
Yo we bout to start a epidemic wit dis one
Ya'll know what dis is...So So Def
(Shigure)
Got 30 down at the bottom, 30 mo at the top
All invisible set wit little ice cube blocks
If I could call it a drink, call it a smile on da rocks
If I could call out a price, lets say I call out a lot
I got like platinum and white gold, traditional gold
I'm changin girllz errday, like Jay change clothes,
I might be grilled out nicely oh In my white tee oh,
Or on South Beach oh in my wife b.
V V and studded you can tell when they cut it
ya see my granmama hate it, but my lil mama love it
cuz when I...
(Ayame)
Open up ya mouth, ya grill gleamin say what
eyes stay low from da cheifin'
(Shigure)
I got a grill they call penny candy you know
what that means, it look like Now n Laters, gum drops, jelly beans
I wouldn't leave it for nothin only a crazy man would
so if you catch me in ya city, somewhere out in ya hood just say
(All)
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
Let me see ya grill
Let me see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
I want to see your grill
You wanna see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold
(Ayame)
What it do baby
Its da ice man paul wall
I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if i take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like im chewin on aluminum foil
Smilin showin off my diamonds sippin on some potin oil
I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill
20 karats 30 stacks let em know im so fo real
My motivation is from 30 pointers V VS the furniture my mouth
piece simply symbolize success
I got da wrist wear and neck wear dats captivatin
But its my smile dats got these on-lookers spectatin
My mouth piece simply certified a total package
Open up my mouth and you see mo carrots than a salad
My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz
Call me George foreman cuz im sellin everybody grillz
(All)
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
Let me see ya grill
Let me see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
I want to see your grill
You wanna see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold
(Hatori)
Gipp got dem yellows, got dem purples, got dem reds
Lights gon hit ya and make you woozie in ya head
You can catch me in my 2 short drop
Mouth got colors like a fruit loop box
(Shigure)
Dis what it do when da lou
Ice grill country grammar
Where da hustlas move bricks
and da gangsta's bang hamma's
Where i got em you can spot them
On da top in da bottom
Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillary Rodham
(Hatori)
I ain't dissin no body but lets bring it to da lite
Yeah was da first wit my mouth bright white
Yeah deez hos can't focus cuz they eyesight blurry
Tippin on some 4's you can see my mouth jewely
(Shigure)
I got fo different sets its a fabolous thang
1 white, 1 yellow, like fabolous chain
and da otha set is same got my name in da mold
Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold
(All)
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
Let me see ya grill
Let me see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
I want to see your grill
You wanna see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold
Ayame
Boy how you get grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time i see you
Tha first thing im gon say hey... "
(All)
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
Let me see ya grill
Let me see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill
Smile fo me daddy
What you lookin at
I want to see your grill
You wanna see my what
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rows gold "
"Nice one, dudes." Akito says, pleased that this song was not as horrible as Kyo's rapping. Everyone showered them three with compliments, as they usually did to everyone else's song choices. "Oh, Kureno kun, let's sing a song together!" Arisa said, really giddy. "Ok, Arisa san." Kureno said, walking over the the rack of CD's cases with Arisa. "Ooh! I like this song, I heard this on the radio before!" Arisa told Kureno happily. "Alright then!" Kureno agreed, then trotting over to the microphone stand. Arisa put the CD in the karaoke machine, and as words started to show up, Arisa starting singing. This song is called "Do It To It" by Cherish, feauturing Sean Paul.
(Arisa)
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Step out the Caddy Deville
It's on a base of steel
Them boys checkin us out
Know when we dress to kill
Struttin in the club, it's dark
But still got my shades on
I hear the Dj mixin Youngbloodz
To that Whisper Song
We from the city that make it Okay to
To make clubbin' a year-round holiday
So if you feelin right, grab the Kryptonite
If this yo song tonight, then it's on tonight
(Both)
Bounce wit it drop wit it
Lean wit it rock wit it
Snap wit it
All my ladies pop yo backs wit it
Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
Bounce wit it drop wit it
Lean wit it rock wit it
Snap wit it
All my fellas tip yo hats wit it
Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
(Arisa)
No need to ask where I'm from
You already know
I represent the A from my head to my toes
Step on the dance floor
Watch and learn cuz here I go
I throw my hands up
And work my body to the floor
We from the city that make it
Okay to make clubbin' a year-round holiday
So if you feelin right, grab the Kryptonite
If this yo song tonight, then it's on tonight
(Both)
Bounce wit it drop wit it
Lean wit it rock wit it
Snap wit it
All my ladies pop yo backs wit it
Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
Bounce wit it drop wit it
Lean wit it rock wit it
Snap wit it
All my fellas tip yo hats with it
Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
(Kureno)
Wassup cu-cuz (wassup cu-cuz)
Wassup up fo-folk (wats up fo-folk)
I lean I rock (I lean rock)
I drink I smoke (I drink I smoke)
Might snap my fingers (might snap my fingers)
Might clap my hands (might clap my hands)
Don't get it twisted pimpin, this a hood dance (hood dance)
Throw up ya hood man (man)
Roll up some good man (man)
They hatin' cuz they cant do it do it do it man (man)
I'm ridin good man (man)
And grip the wood man (man)
I'm in tha club 10 grand in a rubber band (band)
Damn right I'm crunk (I'm crunk)
Damn right I'm clean (I'm clean)
They got that rock (that rock)
They got that lean (that lean)
We make a pool palace (palace)
I make ya shoulder lean (shoulder lean)
And I'm fa sho wit, yah'mean
(Both)
Bounce wit it drop wit it
Lean wit it rock wit it
Snap wit it
All my ladies pop yo backs wit it
Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
Bounce wit it drop wit it
Lean wit it rock wit it
Snap wit it
All my fellas tip yo hats with it
Do it do it do it do it
You know the world be rockin' to it to it
So do it do it do it to it
(Arisa)
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
"Wow, isn't that such a good song?" Exclaimed Tohru and Saki. "Yes!" Everyone cheered, complimenting and teasing the two. Arisa went red in the face, and Kureno laughed, seeing the reaction of Arisa to her friends' compliments. Saki, a bit flustered of a thought to sing how she feels, volunteered to sing next. "Oh my, Hana chan! You're going to sing! I bet you're going to be wonderful!" Tohru commented. "Yes, yes!" Everyone agreed, except for Kyo, who was still sulking from killing a bus boy. "Alright then, here I go." Saki said, breathing to calm herself. While Saki was doing breathing exercises, Yuki guzzled down a gallon from their 18 gallon container of sake, he walked around dizzly, and fell onto his plate of fried chicken. However, the fried chicken was still warm, causing him to jump up, screaming, "God dammit! Water! Water! Someone water!" Shigure leap over to Yuki, and poured his glass of sake onto Yuki's hair, which caused it to drip onto his face. "Thanks. Mm, sake." Sighed Yuki.
Hehehe! I wonder what Hanajima Saki will sing next! I started, and finished this chapter today, my birthday! 8.7.06.Thanks to Damgd Roses for the suggestion of Yuki getting drunk. I re read the reviews, and realized what you guys were talking about! Thanks to Hatori Sohma's wife and Damagd Roses for the suggestion of "Baby Got Back"! I got really surprised of the lyrics, and was shocked that this was the song I heard in a movie, and I never knew the title! Now I do. Man, I finished this story in one day! I guess violent things,romantic stuff, and comedy flow to my mine easily I never have trouble with writer's block, dude, I just like to look around to get some inspiration. Yay me! I started at 5:50 PM, to 8:54 PM. Amazing with what you can do with water, and three hours. A 24 KB folder! By the way, instead of Kureno, some names might say Kurama, because that's what I thought his name was at first.
R&R,
hamtaro123312
