Karaoke Night
I'm so sorry! It's been a couple of days since I have written anything! my reasons are: 1. Mom likes to drag me to work. 2. I don't mind, except for the fact I can't bring my laptop, and I hate writing something, then haing to type it like I'm in my Language Arts class again. 3. I like hanging out with my friend who works there, Betty. 4. We like going to WaWa and buying junk food and getting fat. 5. I get paid sometimes for stupid stuff I do. 6. When I get home, I shower, turn on the computer beforehand, get out of shower, check for reviews. So I'm really sorry! Although some people don't update for days, weeks, MONTHS, YEARS! I'm not that kinda person! I like to update, and panic alot when I don't...even though I'm still new to this site, I have a passion...writing wierd fanfics...violent and dirty stuff. On with the story...by the way! Sometimes I have to read my stories from the last chapters to remember where I left off. I DO NOT OWN FURUBA! BUT I DO OWN: a little notepad for ideas...and these characters. Kokahu: Inpsired by shopping one day on 8.9.06 at a Korean supermarket...saw that name on a bag of rice and thought: I need that name for a prostitute/waitress! And I own: Kikelsi, Kokahu's sister, a janitor and is incredibly stupid and fat. Name inspired by a character in High School Musical ( Do not own. ) and a song from it has been sung by Kagura and Akito. The Ki part, is partly cut off by my Mom's buisness name. Sorry for the long boring stuff! On with the story! (Dramatic Eyes) Don't own songs! R&R,
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As everyone stared at Kagura and Akito...Akito let out a cough, meaning to clap...or he'd put them in his special room. Yes...that scary room where no one dares to go...Akito's room! Bwahahaha! Akito thought. "Oops, sorry people, not my room, I meant the REALLY special room." Akito said. "Where?" Shigure said, wide awake from the energetic song. "Next to the old moldy bathroom, where Mr. Birdy #193 died." Akito sniffled. Yes, he has killed that many parakeets. "Oh, here is Mr. Birdy #194!" Akito squealed, holding his arm on for the bird to perch on.
"Yes, you're a pretty bird. I'll let you on for a secret...I like singing." Akito whispered. "But therefore, I cannot trust you, because you were staring at Shigure with those loveable eyes! So, die!" Hissed angry Akito, squishing the bird. The bird gave out a last cry, before dying in Akito's hand...again. "...Oh jeez, Akito, I don't wanna run around getting another Egyptian bird for you!" Hatori whined. As Hatori sobbed and cried in Ayame's and Shigure's arms, they drank another gallon of sake, leaving to be absent minded and idiot-like, a beautiful woman in a skimpy lace dress passed by. Shigure said, "Hey baby...why dontcha come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up." Shigure said, using a really lame pick-up line. "Dude, she's mine. Hey, I'm a doctor. Why dontcha live with me and we can get funky." Hatori said, raising his eyeborws up and down. "No! No! No! You wanna come with me because I own a cosplay store and I can get you some smokin' duds." Ayame said, smirking. "Uhh, do I know you guys?" The woman asked. "I work here as a part time waitress, also as a prostitue. My name is Kokahu." The woman said, introducing herself. "Hello Kokahu! My name is Tohru Honda!" Tohru said, butt-kissing the woman. "Sorry, I only take straight people." Kokahu replied, smiling. "Sweet! I'm single, hot, have my own fan club who are trying to kill Tohru-chan and I'm straight!" Yuki declared.
"May I have your liscence, school ID, and confirmation of birth before giving you bang-bang-bang?" The prostitute said, manipulating the men with words. "What's that?" Shigure asked. "It means I'm gonna freak you, or kill you." Kokahu said, happily she was being paid for words like this. "Oh Kokahu-chan, stop it! You're a discrace to the family, giving oral sex to a couple of 12-year olds!" A woman wearing a janitor's uniform said, outside of the door. "Oh Kikelsi, shut your stupid,ugly-ass mouth and leave me alone with these handsome, paying men." Kokahu sneered. Kikelsi pulled out a 44. gun, and shot Kokahu. Kokahu, with her last breath, said "Bitch." And died from the bullet in her 36DD breast. (h123: Made that up, I'm not good with bra sizes.) "Well now that she's dead, you guys can bang her if you want." Kikelsi said, throwing her long chocolate brown hair aside. "Ooh la la!" Ayame said, happy out of greediness and being horny. Well what guy wouldn't? "Ooh la la is zee way of zee french!" Shigure sang. (h123:thanks Whytelilac.)
"Well, hello you beautiful young ladies. Wanna go get a drink?" Kikelsi said, scooching over towards Tohru and Kisa. "Hey you horny lesbian, get away from those two!" Kyo and Hiro yelled at the same time. Looking at each other, they stepped over to Kikelsi, only to be flattened unconcious by Kikelsi's large body. "Ugghh..." Was all Kyo managed to say. Grinning, Kikelsi walked over to Kagura and Arisa. "Hey, beautiful." What what she was able to say, because she recieved pains in her head, causing her to fall to the ground. "Die, bitch. Leave my friends alone." Saki said, sending poison waves to get her. Kikelsi keeled over and died. In her honor of being the fattest lesbian in the world, Saki buried her under the T.V. "Ah, there we go. The T.V. isn't as crooked anymore." Yuki said, smiling for the use of a fat person.
"H-h-hello everyone!" Ritsu stammered at the door. Kyo, now awake, rose up and said, "You retard, where were you earlier?" "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY I'M SUCH AN INCOVIENECE! I SHOULD KILL MYSELF! I'M SO STUPID! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Sobbed Ritsu. Shigure stood up drunk but still sane, oddly, and poked Ritsu in the side. Ritsu fell to the ground for a mere second, and sat next to Tohru. Haru stoof up and tapped the microphone. "Testing, bitches and bastards. Testing, testing. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAKE IS UUBER YUMMY! WOOOOOO! Did you hear that?" The audience, shocked, nodded. "Alrighty, here is my song." This is a song from the show "Spongebob Squarepants."
"F is for FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N ia for NO SURIIIIIVVVVOOOOORSS----"
Ritsu cut him off."Haru-kun! That's too mean! This is how it goes:
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U if for ukelele.
N is for no noooooggggiiiiieesss.
Down in the deep blue sea.
La la la la la la la la la la,
la la la la laaa la.
La la la la la la la la la la la laa
la la la la la laaa."
Grinning, Kyo said, "N is for something else you idiot. Sadly, we are all drunk, including our author, but not from alcoholic drunks, so we cannot remember. Sorry for the inconvienece." "We are so sorrrryyy! Soorrrrryyy Sorrrrryyy! Sooorrrrrr----" Ritsu cried. "Ritsu-chan, shut up. Don't apoligize for our dumbass author. After all, she forgot it." Hiro said, finally waking up. "Oh god everyone! It's 5:00 AM! We should put this stuff in containers and have them to-go!" Tohru said, looking at her watch and pointing to the mound of food left. "Okay. We can give some of the food to the people who work at the Sohma estate. Oh look, Mr. Birdy # 195! Hi Mr. Birdy!" Akito said, squealing like Momiji would at times when he gets candy. "Ooh! Candy!" Momiji squealed. "Alright idiots out there! Put this stuff in containers to-go and our sake too!" Shigure yelled to the waiter and waitress outside of the door. "Yes sir." They replied, going to back to get stuff. Ayame, being the greedy idiot he is, went over to steal some CD's. Some, as in all of them and replaced all of the CD's in the CD cases with advertisement to his cosplay store. "Yes!" Ayame and Shigure said, holding their thumbs out, winking at each other. Those idiots... Everyone thought.
Not the end yet! I'm going to continue this...two more chapters! I'm sorry...there's only very little you can do for a day in anime land.
R&R please!
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