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I like this fic, it's basically a parody of First Test. It was originally in script format, which isn't allowed, so now it just says, "says," or "say." You can just read the name and skip the "says/say." Anyway, please read and review!
Kel says, "I want to be a knight."
Wyldon says "no."
Jon says, " Yes."
Wyldon says, "Fine, but Alanna can't come near here, and she has to be put on probation."
Alanna says "By the Goddess!"
AaAaA
Random boys say, "Let's kill some kittens."
Spidren says, "Ooh, food!"
Kel says, "I will now attack you with some rocks and call for help."
Random soldiers and Anders say, "Let's save her."
BbBbB
Kel says, "I want to be a page, even though it's unfair, and I'll be bitter about it for the next four books."
Piers and Illane say, "Go for the gold, honey."
CcCcC
Kel: "I'm going to let my stupid nephew ride my pony while I'm at school."
Anders says, "Play nice with the other children, and don't show off your superior fighting skills that mean you really don't need to learn to be a knight. Oh, and don't be a tattletale.
DdDdD
Kel says, "I have a cool dream with lots of blood, and now I really want to be a knight."
EeEeE
Kel says, "Eww, he's too stony."
Wyldon says, "Ok, you're going to be a knight, but you have to keep your door open, and not flirt. But you won't have time for that anyway, because you're going to work like a dog."
Piers says, "She's too young to flirt."
Wyldon says, "They're never too young."
FfFfF
Salma says, "I like you. Here's your room. Take care of your weapons yourself, but we do the laundry."
Kel says, "Oh no, my rooms been destroyed, I better clean it up myself, even though Salma just told me I didn't have to. Oh good, my cats are ok."
Salma says, "I'll clean that for you." sees stupid inscription. " That's a stupid inscription. Girls can fight."
Kel says, "Yes, they can."
GgGgG
Kel says, "Lot's of boys. Redhead and some other random ones. Ooh, more boys coming down the hall. Bazhir, handsome, too old, some other random ones. Ooh, Lord Wyldon."
Wyldon says, "Someone sponsor Kel."
Joren says, "Even though I'm a psycho chauvinistic freak, I'll sponsor her, because you're too dumb to realize I'd probably murder her as soon as your back is turned."
Wyldon says, "No, you have to get better grades, you fellow psycho chauvinistic freak."
Neal says, "I have good grades, I'll do it."
Wyldon says, "You're a smarty pants. Wash dishes for a couple of weeks."
Kel says, "Even though I don't know him, I can't let this smarty pants get in trouble for me. I'll learn it myself sir."
All people other than Kel standing in the hall say, "You're crazy. Just let Neal sponsor you."
they leave
Neal says, "I make some random sarcastic comment."
Kel says, "Sir, yes sir."
Neal says, "You're weird, but since you're a girl, you'll obviously succeed, which is why I chose to sponsor you."
Kel says "Radical."
HhHhH
Neal says, "Let's eat. Nobody likes us, so I'll make a sarcastic comment."
Wyldon says, "I make a snarky, rude prayer."
Pages and squires say, "We eat."
IiIiI
So, I hoped you liked it, I'll try and update soon, we'll see. Anyway, please read and review. I accept constructive criticism or suggestions, but please phrase it politely. Yay, I just had sugar!
