Hi, I'm back. Yes, I have read king's-own-knight's parodies, and I like them. But I felt like doing one of my own. As it happens, I'm not sorry for not updating sooner. I had stuff I wanted to do, like study for my science final, and sleep. And celebrate my birthday. So yeah, I'll write more now that summer's here. I'm not promising anything on how fast I update. I'll try not to make it, like, a year before I update, but that's all I'm promising. That said, please read and review!
Disclaimer: Plato believed that we were like people in a cave, watching the shadows of the perfect thing pass by above us. Tamora Pierce's writings are that perfect thing and my horrible fan fiction is just the shadow, striving to come close, but not achieving. In moot, I do not own.
Kel and Neal say, "We go on a tour around the palace. Lalalalalala! AAAAHHHHHHH! (Kel, not Neal, he only does that when Peachblossom bites him) Big gray lizard! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Hey, it can talk!"
Neal says, "It's a basilisk, smart one."
Tkaasays, "Dude, I have a name you know. I'm Tkaa, and I like to talk, and I'll teach you about other weirdoes like me."
JjJjJ
Kel says, "I see sparrows and I meet Gower."
Gower says, "I'm gloomy. I stay gloomy for the next two books, the only ones I'm featured in. In fact, my gloominess is the only thing anyone ever notices about me. Just in case you forgot, I'll reiterate. I'm gloomy."
Kel says, "I meet Neal in the eating place and am annoyingly cheerful. We go on another tour. I sleep."
KkKkK
Kel says, "Look, random fighter Shang peoples!"
Eda Bell says, "I look old, but I got more skills than you! I will now disappear from the scene until I get to mock Hakuin."
Hakuin
says, "I will now teach you newbies how to fall. Like so:"
Quince
says, "I'm so stupid, I get thrown by Hakuin, and forget how to
fall."
Kel says, "I will now impress you all with my totally mad Yamani skills, even though Anders told me not to."
Hakuin says, "Wow, you have mad Yamani skills that you learned from Nariko. I hated that old lady."
Other Pages say, "Wow, just because you have skillage in the village, we will now hate you."
Kel says, "Well this sucks."
LlLlL
Pages say, "We will know do MORE random fighting training. This time it's staff work."
Kel says, "What gives! Now I'm just going to forget that I'm not using a glaive."
Joren says, "I will now beat you with my non-existent mad skills!"
Kel says, "You wish! I've got skilla in the villa, remember?"
Joren says, "ouch…"
MmMmM
And time passes… I don't feel like going over all the random fight training. Suffice to say, that despite her mad Yamani skills, Kel can't shoot, either.
Wyldon says, "You will now learn to ride. Go pick out a horsie."
NnNnN
Kel says, "No fair! All the good ones are gone! Just a stupid horse or a mean one are left!"
Peachblossom, "Well, I'm cooler than you, so!"
Kel says, "Whatever, just blow the air out of your stomach, and let me ride you, or I'll tattle."
OoOoO
Wyldon says, "Go take a bath. And I would tell you to run up that hill, but I don't make boys do it, so I won't make you do it. Thus, I am telling you to run up the hill."
Kel says, "Well, you're mean, but I'll do it because I am awesome!
Wow, I'm only on page 72 out of 228. Heh, this'll take a while, but oh well. I'll try and update soon, but I ain't promising anything. Please read and review people. If you do, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll give you imaginary cookies! Chocolate brownie cookies! Please….
