And I'm back! Hurray!
Disclaimer: If I was Tamora Pierce, then, a) I would never have had Cleon and Kel get together, 2) I wouldn't be writing fanfiction, because c) I would be working on the next series. So, obviously, I am not a) a Cleon/Kel shipper, 2) a flying monkey from "The Wizard of Oz," or c) Tamora Pierce.
All the pages say, "We're going on a camping trip, leaving right away, going on a camping trip, if it doesn't rain, we'll stay all day. Did you bring the sandwiches?"
Wyldon says, "You idiots! We don't take food from peasants! Stop whining! Probationary page! You sniveling freak, you probably want sandwiches too, huh?"
Kel says, "Well actually, sir, no."
Wyldon says, "Whaaaaa-at?"
Hakuin says, "Nyah nyah, we train our warriors better than you! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
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Quinden and Garvey say, "We're creepy perverted naaasty boys."
Crown and co. say, "Sparrows attaaaaack!"
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Wyldon says, "Go climb a tree!"
Kel says, "But I have a pathological fear of heights!"
Wyldon says, "Do I look like I care? You will climb every day until I tell you to stop!"
Other pages say, "Let's be obnoxious and bet on her."
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There is a very nasty, gory battle with the spidrens. Kel proves herself by saving a page, Faleron, I think.
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King Jon says, "You guys did good. Now go home and have fun"
Other pages, except for the nasty ones, "Good luck, Kel!"
Kel says, "It's Judgment Day."
Wyldon says, "You can stay if you want, but I'd advise against it."
Kel says, "Yes! Neal, Merric, I'm gonna ignore everyone else who's my friend and tell you guys I can stay!"
Thus ends the Lord of the Rings. cough sorry, Thus ends "First Test." Coming up next, "Page!" After these messages!
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