Ranma ½ Poems

By Ichigo 2491

Just for fun… not much else to say.

Ode To An Amazon

Purple hair, purple eyes, can't you see I'm hypnotized?

Purple eyes, purple hair, I simply cannot help but stare.

Oh my beautiful Shampoo, if there's anything I can do

I'd give my life to win smiles from you.

As long as I live, my love I will give

As the world turns, my love for you burns

I am a fowl and you are a cat, though there is really no harm in that.

Shampoo the beautiful warrior

No man could be any sorrier

Than I the wretched Mousse

I am so obtuse

I annoy you to no end

While this Café I tend.

What joy would be my lot

If you'd give me a shot.

If you'd give me a try

Never again would I cry.

Away with these glasses

I'd kick all their asses

To show my skill

And my looks to kill.

The beauty that is thine

Should be allowed to shine

I'd love you for all time

If I could make you mine.

Signed, Mousse.

Well, that's my first Ranma 1/2 poem! It's not that great, I know... the next chapter will have a better one, probably. They are supposed to be funny, so laugh! And review, please!