Limericks

by Ichigo2491

I wrote these Ranma characterlimericks at play practice today, teehee...

Review, yo!

Ranma Saotome was hot

But claimed his fiancée was not.

She did what she ought ter;

Splashed him with cold water

And said he deserved what he got.

This girl named Shampoo is Chinese;

Spreads mayhem just like a disease.

On Ranma she crushed

And upon Mousse she rushed

Flattening him with the greatest of ease.

Ukyo is a maker of food

Which certainly tastes very good.

With Ranma she's "friends"

But her sad story ends

With marriage to a cross-dressing dude.

Ryoga the lost boy is kind

Though a little bit simple in mind.

Akane he likes

And Ranma he strikes

But his home, he simply can't find.

"Blue Thunder" Kuno is scary

Akane he wishes to marry

But his mind is awhirl

From the pigtailed girl

Of his love you should be very wary.