Limericks
by Ichigo2491
I wrote these Ranma characterlimericks at play practice today, teehee...
Review, yo!
Ranma Saotome was hot
But claimed his fiancée was not.
She did what she ought ter;
Splashed him with cold water
And said he deserved what he got.
This girl named Shampoo is Chinese;
Spreads mayhem just like a disease.
On Ranma she crushed
And upon Mousse she rushed
Flattening him with the greatest of ease.
Ukyo is a maker of food
Which certainly tastes very good.
With Ranma she's "friends"
But her sad story ends
With marriage to a cross-dressing dude.
Ryoga the lost boy is kind
Though a little bit simple in mind.
Akane he likes
And Ranma he strikes
But his home, he simply can't find.
"Blue Thunder" Kuno is scary
Akane he wishes to marry
But his mind is awhirl
From the pigtailed girl
Of his love you should be very wary.
