Co-Written by Titan820


After an accident took place, the Planet Express which consisted of Fry, Amy, Leela, Fry, and Bender alongside the two space cops Kif and Zapp Brannigan ended up stranded on a planet that belonged to a tribe of tall and strong amazon women, and there were no men around. Due to the males Iil manners towards their society and the woman there having little tolerance towards men, the tribe leader who was a computer had given the order that the man should be sentenced to death by Snu-Snu which was a version of sex for them but deadly thanks to the size difference between woman and male, they would have sex until their pelvis was smashed and they died.

However...there was someone who would get a different treatment, and the ones responsible for that case were Thog and Kug while the other amazon was going to deal with the remaining man.

"Ahhm...excuse me fine ladies but why are we going so much further away from the tents that the other gentlemen are right now?" Zapp asked, feeling confused.

"You go to different places," Thog said with a smirk.

"Yeah, only real special men get there," Kug said with a smile.

"Oh yeah? Sweet." Zapp said with a cocky smirk. "Yeah, it's because of these guns huh?" Zapp asked as he flexed his arms.

The two amazons just rolled their eyes unimpressed and unamused, that idiotic man had no idea of what awaited him once they reached a few kilometers away from the others. But after some well walked time they finally arrived at the place, the tent was larger than the other one and also more resilient, the plants around it seemed sort of dead though.

"We are here," They both said before dropping Zapp down.

"Ow, ok." He said as he got up. "What happened to that plant there?" Zapp asked, pointing to the plant.

"Oh...you know it's just that some of the stuff here gets a bit...toxic for plant life, even though it doesn't happen often, but when it does..." Thog smiles thinking about it.

"It leaves a mark," Kug laughed.

"Ok then..." Zapp said as he looked around at the tent.

"Get inside," Thog said, poking her big finger on his back.

He nods as he goes into the tent and looks inside ''Hmm...smells a little off, when was the last time you washed this place?"

"Get used to it, this is as fresh as it gets," Kug said.

"Don't worry" Thog said, grabbing his shoulders softly "This is good enough for the likes of you"

Zapp was then grabbed by the neck and tossed into the large bed covered in animal fur.

"Woah!" He said as he fell onto the bed as he looked at the two amazonesses.

"It's time you understand, you are not gonna get Snu-snu," Thog said with a frown.

"Trashy men like you are too good for Snu-snu," Kug said while spitting on the ground.

"Aww. Well, what am I gonna get then?" Zapp asked as he pouted and they heard Ornik having fun with Fry.

"Looks like it started, we can still hear it from far away" Thog laughed.

"You silly man, get Brap-Brap," Kug said.

"And what pray tell would that be? Something kinky?" He hoped for it.

"Well, it is something you deserve quite much," Thog giggled.

"Close your eyes and you will get it," Kug said, trying to hold her laughter.

"Ok, I'm ready," Zapp said as he closed his eyes and smiled.

Kug motioned to him while looking at Thog as if to say that she could go first, which the blonde-haired amazon accepted. Looking back at that stupid man with a smile plastered on his face, Thog smiled evilly before walking towards him.

'This is gonna be fun' She thought before turning around, showing her big voluptuous ass an inch to his face.

"Can I open my eyes now?" Zapp asked her as he smelled something a little bit...funky.

"Hmmm! Y-Yes you can" Thog said as her stomach started gurgling, holding back the urge.

Zapp opens his eyes and gasps as he sees Thog's massive meaty cheeks above his face. But he didn't have a chance to think about how sexy that phat ass was because one second later and...

*PPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRAAAAAPPPPPTTBBTTBTBTBB*

A large gust of nasty wind bursts forth from her buttcheeks hitting the space cop right in the face with the strength of a pump action shotgun and the smell was that of burnt rotten eggs, leaving his nose in a funky state.

"Ahh! Ooggh eww! What was that?" Zapp said as he gagged and coughed from the foul stench.

"Hehehe, there is more where that came from" Kug laughed at his expense "This is what Brap Brap is, we are farting on you"

He gulped as he looked at their giggling faces "O-Oh no"

"Did you think you would get snu snu? Don't make us laugh" Thog said.

"You probably small and pathetic," Kug said.

"I'm not small!" Zapp said as they heard Ornik say how big Fry was in one of the other tents.

Thog sighs "Well let's just get this over with, maybe after we are done we can join in the fun with the others"

"Maybe, but now it's my turn so move it" Kug pushes Thog away before getting on top of the bed, looming over Zapp like he was the size of a child.

He looks at her. "Please, I know you might not like me, but don't kill me please," Zapp begged.

"Pipe down you waste of oxygen, a man like you is pointless in this universe," Thog said before getting into a position that was similar to reverse cowgirl but her large ass was put into his face, smothering him with her meaty ass cheeks.

"Is this what you wanted? A big pair of cheeks to suffocate you?"

'I-I thought they spoke like cavemen but now they are talking much better? Was it all an act?'

Zapp tries to scream but his voice is muffled as Thog laughed before Kug blasts a huge nasty fart on Zapp's face.

*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB*

"OOooh! Shit, I have been holding that one up ever since our leader told us to get ready for you" Kug said in relief as her first fart was really loud.

He gagged as he coughed, slapping her ass. "Ooh, God! Do all amazons fart like they are gonna blow up a tent? That was so nasty!" Zapp said as he managed to talk somehow but was grossed out even more.

"No way! I have way more to give out and so does Thog" Kug said before shoving his head further up her ass.

"Mmmmph!" Zapp muffled as his face and head were buried deep between Kug's meaty cheeks.

"This is your new home now"

She groaned before gritting her teeth and blasting off a larger and nastier fart than the previous one, using Zapp's face as a fart suppressor making her cheeks vibrate, enjoying the sensation and delight in humiliating him.

*BBBBBRRRRAAAAPPPPTTTTTRRRRRAAAR*

Zapp tries to push her ass but Kug was just too heavy as she flexes her butt muscles on his face for extra pain.

"Try not to kill him too quickly Kug, I want to have some fun too" Thog called out to her.

"Please don't kill me at all!" Zapp said, muffled between Kug's cheeks.

"Whatever," Kug said before letting go of his face and standing up.

He started taking deep breaths of the air as it was less tainted from their gas, keyword 'less' still stank but not as much as being dead center of it all.

"He is still conscious huh? Resilient fellow" Thog said mildly impressed.

"Thanks," Zapp said as he looked at Thog.

"How about we test that out?" The blonde-haired girl said with a bigger smile.

"Oh no," Zapp said as he saw Thog smirking.

The next scene cuts to Thog having her hands against the wall while Kug shoves Zapp's face up her friend's phat ass who then clenches it up before releasing a devastating and deadly fart that shook the furniture, sounding like a grenade explosion, shaking her hips in delight while doing so. Kug just laughed off before slapping her ass which in turn made her release another fart but this was the silent type, which was worse.

"Enjoy the aroma fucker" Kug told him off as they were trained not to be affected by their own stench.

"It's foul and stinky, I feel like my lungs are burning up," Zapp said as Thog clenched her meaty ass again and laughed.

"Good, then there is room for one more" Kug said before putting her ass together with Thog, imprisoning the perverted idiot in two large amazon asses.

"No, don't do this," Zapp said as he was stuck in this meaty massive ass prison.

"Let's teach this man what happens when he disses amazon's Kug" Thog told her friend.

"I'm so ready Thog!" Kug said as he heard them both grunt.

And to make matters worse he hears at the distance one of the amazons saying how big and full of stamina Kif was, more than Fry even.

"Kif, you are amazing!" One of the amazons said. Thog and Kug smiled. "Your partner Kif's a better person," Thog said.

If those moans could be heard from so far away then he was doing a good job, whether he wanted or not.

"S-Shut up I'm way better, you just didn't give me a chance" Zapp groaned in annoyance.

"So, if we whip out your cock, we would be impressed?" Kug asked Zapp.

"As if! I don't smell manly genes from you, an amazon knows the strong" Thog said.

They grunt and blasted a huge massive air-shattering fart on his head, it was so strong that it looked like the gas was going to blast the small house apart thanks to their combined force, but that was not the end. Thog and Kug would take pauses in between farting on him as if they were playing a game, one fart here, two farts there.

"Ahh, smells good huh weakling?" Thog asked. "Yeah, smell it, you have no choice!" Kug asked.

The smell was so horrible that Zapp was basically crying right now, his eyes burning up and unable to escape from their ironclad booty cheeks. He tried pushing on both of their asses, but it was just a hand on their butts to them, barely feeling it.

"Hmmm this felt really good Thog, but I think we should go back before the two other men are too tired to please us," Kug said.

"Yeah, you gotta point," Thog said as they finally got off of him.

Zapp Brannigan's body was tossed onto the floor like a ragdoll before the two amazons stretched it up after a job well done.

"Later loser," Thog said. "You'll get more Brap-Brap later," Kug added.

Zapp coughs in disgust "W-What is preventing me from running away huh?"

"Sure go ahead and run, it will be fun to hunt you down later" Thog smirks like a hunter.

"And when we do, we'll be sweaty, really musky, and stinky," Kug adds as she smirks.


A\N: The Amazonians are pretty thick already by the canonical showcase of them in futurama so there is no need for a pic reference.