~ Baby Roach Drabbles ~

"Papa, papa!"

"What, baby?"

"What's a Vernon Roach?"

"That's someone's name."

"What kind of horse are they?"

"Hm... he's not a horse. He's a person."

"But people aren't Roaches! Oh, wait... is he a kelpie?"

"No, he's a human..."

"Humans aren't Roaches!"

"There are other things named Roach besides horses. There are fish and bugs whose species are called Roach."

"Oh. Okay then."

~oOo~

A/N: idek, man, the way his name is spelled I would have thought the "ch" in Roche was pronounced as a "sh" sound, but in the video game they pronounce it the same as Roach.