Story Line: What happens when a spiky haired islander meets up with a giant retarded dog and a duck that has a speech impediment? He dies in every world they go to together.

Note for ye people: I have a confession to make… in the last chapter, when I said my minion was my alter ego… I lied… I am her alter ego. shakes head in shame

Song of the fic: ---Taking Back Sunday: Great Romances of the 20th Century (too lazy to think of the next line…)

Chapter Two: Déjà vu!

I laid in my room and thought about what Kairi said to me. Her voice replied in my head until a storm started rolling in. My thoughts went completely blank as if the storm was somehow interfering with my reception. That is why you should not steal cable children; storms will cut off your thoughts. I looked out my window to see how bad it looked when I realized that Riku forgot the put to raft up. NO! How will Kairi and I run away together if the raft is broken? I bet Riku did this on purpose! I jumped out the window and raced to my boat. As I paddled my way to the island, I found out how hard it is to get from one island to another in a category three hurricane.

"It's Riku's boat… and Kairi's." I said, talking to myself yet again.

I looked around me to see shadows popping out of the ground, forming little twitching creatures. I leaned over and picked one up, studying its shape and weight.

"Is this a dream?" I asked as I put the creature back on the deck, "I'll call you Shadow!" I proclaimed as the Shadow scratched me across my leg.

"Hey!" I yelled as I kicked the creature off the deck, "HA! You can't swim can you?" I mocked the creature for a moment, and then turned around only to see that there was more.

I threw my wooden sword in to the crowd of Shadows then ran towards our Secret Place. I thought I would be able to find refuge there but instead there was a huge bright white door where the entrance was at one time.

"Cool." I said as I tuned around to see Riku standing on his little island, "Riku? Standing! Something must be wrong!"

I ran over to the Shore Shack and ran across the bridge. As soon as I walked up to Riku he started talking about a door to darkness or something like that. I was a little freaked out… Riku was being so serious.

"Riku what's going on with you? Where's Kairi? Oh my gosh you killed Kairi!" I jumped back and grabbed a coconut off the ground.

"I didn't kill Kairi Sora; I'm waiting for the opening to other worlds… stop being a spaz." Riku answer flipping his bangs out from in front of his eyes. Man that's hot… wait a minute…!

"TAKE THAT!" I yelled as I threw the coconut at his head… that's what he gets for trying to be so cool, "HA! Direct hit!" I did a victory jig... I call it the "Sky Shuffle" and it's named after me!

"Sora you dolt! That's it I'm leaving!"

With that Riku was covered in a cloud of black stuff which started to go around my legs also AHHH!… he held out his hand as if he wanted me to go with him. I leaned towards him, trying to grab his hand and all he did was stand there. HE WASN'T EVEN TRYING!

"If you're going to hold your hand out make an effort to grab mine darn-it!" I yelled as I fell face first on the ground.

I stood up after the fog of darkness eeped away to see that Riku was no longer on the island. I went to go pick myself up when the words "keyblade" started popping up around me.

"AH! Cover your heart!" I screamed as I started swinging my arms violently to keep the words away.

After about an hour of fighting off words, I stood up and found a giant key was in my hand.

"What's this? A KEY! I BET THIS UNLOCKS ONE BIG HOUSE! I'M RICH!"

I started to dance around with the abnormally sized key until Shadows appeared. Without thinking I hit the Shadow with the key and it disappeared. Sweet. I started charging after all the Shadows that were popping up on the island until in idea struck.

"I'm hungry." I said as I walked towards the Secret Place, "Maybe there's another mushroom in here."

When I walked into the Secret Place I noticed Kairi staring at the door… you know… the door… the door none of us asked about because it makes just as much sense as everything else. Anyways, I bet Kairi's here for my mushroom! MINE!

"Kairi…?" I asked as I walked up towards her getting ready to hit her in the back of the head so I could claim the food for myself.

"Sor…ra…" Kairi said. Seriously, I'm not retarded… really! If she would've just said "you" even I would have known who she was talking about… not like there's anyone else here.

The door behind Kairi opened and a gust of wind had her hurling towards me. I went to go catch her but instead her big head hit me in the face and made me fall back onto a rock, which cut its way through my stomach… Way to go Kairi!

---Waking back up---

I looked around me to see shadows popping out of the ground, forming little twitching creatures. I leaned over and picked one up, studying its shape and weight… wait a minute… déjà vu.

---Reread half of fanfic---

"Kairi…?" I asked as I walked up towards her.

"Sor…ra…" Kairi said. Seriously, I'm not retarded…really! If she would've just said "you" even I would have known who she was talking about… not like there's anyone else here.

The door behind Kairi opened and a gust of wind had her hurling towards me. I went to go catch her but instead she disappeared and I flew backwards and apparently getting knocked unconscious.

Chicka chicka whoot whoot! Okie dokie, here's chapter two! The next chapter is when I'll start randomly killing Sora and his comrades… (evil chuckle) Anyhoop, I'll have chapter three up soon… who knows… I mite already have it up! (group gasp) that's all for now… ta ta!