Chapter 2: Vinny Arrives

It's the next day and Vinny is coming soon.

"Vinny should be here anytime now." Marie said to Ray.

"That's great Mom." Ray told her.

"What's with you Raymond?" Marie asked him.

"I'm not that excited about Vinny coming here." Ray told her.

"Is it because he makes more money then you?" Frank asked him.

"It's not that Dad." Ray said to him.

"Or could it be he has a hot young wife?" Frank then asked him.

"That's not it either." Ray then told him.

"I hope his wife is coming. I would love to see her again." Frank said to him.

"She's staying in Chicago." Debra told him.

"Then why the hell am I here waiting for Vinny?" Frank asked them.

"Because I made food for his arrival." Marie told him.

"Then that's a different story. Let's eat." Frank replied.

"Vinny isn't here yet." Marie told him.

"Marie the food is right in front of me. I can't be held responsible for what I'm about to do if he doesn't get here soon." Frank told her.

"Frank control yourself." Marie told him.

Ten minutes later Vinny still isn't there and Frank starts to eat the food.

"Frank I told you to control yourself. You can be such an animal at times." Marie told him.

"Fine. Just let me eat in peace without your constant nagging." Frank told her.

Robert and Amy walk into the house now.

"Hey everybody." Robert said to them.

"Hey Robert." Everyone said.

"Where's Vinny?" Marie asked him.

"He's in the car on his cell phone with his wife." Robert told her.

"He just left Chicago." Marie said to him.

"He left eight hours ago. He misses his wife." Robert told her.

"If I was him I would miss my wife also." Frank said to him.

"I knew that girl that would be trouble." Marie told Robert.

Vinny walks into the door.

"Hello Dear." Marie said to him.

"Hi Aunt Marie." Vinny said giving her a hug.

"Hi Vinny." Debra said to him.

"Hey Debra." Vinny replied giving her a hug.

"Hey Vinny." Frank said getting up from the chair.

"Uncle Frank next time you come to say 'Hi' to me please button up." Vinny told him.

"Sorry." Frank said zipping up his pants.

"Debra how did Raymond ever get a beautiful wife like you?" Vinny asked her.

"I feel for his unique charm." Debra told him.

"That's what they're calling it now a days?" Vinny asked her.

"What do you mean by that?" Ray asked him.

"I mean that you can't take care of yourself. I mean you live across the street from your parents." Vinny told him.

"I can take care of myself." Ray told him.

"Raymond you got something on your chin." Marie told him wiping it off his chin.

"Mom I don't need your help. I can do it myself." Ray told her.

"I see what you mean Vinny. He can't take care of himself." Robert said to him with a laugh.

"Shut up Robert. You lived with them until last June." Ray told him.

"Lived past tense. Now, I live thirty minutes away from them." Robert told him.

"Yeah, whatever." Ray told him.

"So, who's winning?" Robert asked him.

"The Yankees." Ray replied.

"I hate the Yankees." Robert told him.

"That's because the Mets couldn't win the World Series if you gave them the first three games." Vinny told him.

"What about your precious Detriot Lions?" Robert asked him.

"It's a rebuilding year." Vinny told him.

"They've been rebuilding their team since 1998." Ray then said to him.

"Hey, Ray do you make over half a billion dollars a year?" Vinny asked him.

"No." Ray replied.

"Then keep your mouth shut." Vinny told him.

Vinny, Robert, Amy, Frank and Marie go across the street.