Chapter 4: Golfing With Ray
Vinny goes back to Robert and Amy's new home that's 5 miles away from Frank and Maries house.
"How come Lorraine didn't want to come?" Amy asked him.
"Because she felt that it would be better if she stayed in Chicago." Vinny told her.
Robert's phone rings.
"Hello? Hey Raymond. Sure I'll go golfing with you tomorrow. You want to know if Vinny wants to go golfing also?" Robert said as he answered the phone.
Vinny is shaking his head and mouthing the word 'No.'
"He would love to golf with us tomorrow. All right we'll see you then. Bye." Robert said as he hung up the phone.
"Why would you do that? You, know I hate golf." Vinny told him.
"Come on Vinny. It will be fun." Robert said to him.
"For who, you and Raymond?" Vinny asked him.
"Vinny have ever tried to play golf?" Robert then asked him.
"Mini Golf that's it." Vinny replied.
"Come Vinny." Robert then said to him.
"All right. But, it's going to be my first time playing actual golf." Vinny said to him.
"Oh, you boys are going to have so much fun tomorrow." Amy said to them.
"Are you always this cheerful?" Vinny asked her sarcastically.
"I'm a very cheerful person." Amy replied as she went into the kitchen.
"Does she like to drink?" Vinny asked Robert.
"Amy isn't an alcoholic." Robert told him.
"She has to be. No one is that cheerful without being a drunk or a drugy." Vinny told him.
"Amy isn't a drunk or a drugy." Robert then told him.
"I'll take your word for it Bro." Vinny said to him.
"Vinny you should get some sleep. It's going to be a long day." Robert told him with a laugh.
"Ha ha. Listen don't be too mad at me if I get pissed about tomorrow." Vinny told him as he went to Robert's guest room.
"Good night Vinny." Robert said to him.
"Good night Robert." Vinny said to him.
It's the next day and Vinny and Robert go to Ray's house to meet him for golf.
"Hey guys." Debra said to them.
"Hey Deb." Robert said to her.
"Hi Debra." Vinny said to her.
"Hi Uncle Robert." Ally said to him.
"Hey Ally." Robert then said to her.
"What you don't say 'Hi' to your favorite cousin?" Vinny asked her.
"I didn't see you. How are you Vinny?" Ally asked him as she gave him a hug.
"I'm doing good Ally. How about you?" Vinny then asked her.
"I'm doing well." Ally replied.
"That's always good to know." Vinny told her.
"Where's Lorraine?" Ally asked him.
"She's staying in Chicago." Vinny replied.
"Iliked it better whenyou two still lived on Staten Island." Ally told him.
"Me too. I hate Chicago. I live across the street from her parents." Vinny told her.
"Welcome to my life." Debra then told him with a smile on her face.
"I have it much worse then you. We live across the street from her younger brothers and sisters also." Vinny told her.
"You wanna bet?" Debra asked him.
Vinny thinks about it for a few seconds.
"You're right. You do have it worse." Vinny replied.
"Hey guys." Ray said as he came down the stairs.
"Great. We can leave now." Vinny told them.
"What's your hurry?" Ray asked him.
"The faster we get there, the faster we can get this thing golf thing done." Vinny told him.
"Bye Debra, Ally." Robert said to them.
"Bye guys." Debra said to them as they left.
They get to the golf course.
"I'll hit the ball first." Vinny said to them.
Vinny places the ball on the grass.
"You have to place the ball on a tee." Ray told him with a laugh.
"Fine. I'lltry it your way. I think it would be easier if I throw the ball in the air and swing this golf club like a baseball bat and hit this goddamn thing." Vinny explained to him.
"Just place it on the tee." Ray told him.
Vinny places it on the tee. He hits the ball and it goes a foot in front of the tee.
Ray is laughing at him.
"You find this funny?" Vinny asked him.
"Yeah. I find this to be hysterical." Ray then told him.
"Let's see you do it then." Vinny told him.
Ray hits the ball and it lands on the fairway.
"Nice shot." Vinny said to him.
"I could of hit it further but, I didn't have a good grip on the club." Ray told him.
"I hate you." Vinny said to him.
"My turn." Robert said to them.
Robert sets his ball on the tee. He hits the ball and it lands a few feet away from Ray's.
After a few holes Vinny is getting aggrivated. On the fourth hole he has a plus 25 score.
"I hate this sport." Vinny said to them.
"Really because I love this sport." Ray said to him.
"You love this sport for the same reason I loved football. It was something I was better then you in." Vinny told him.
"And I'm much better then you in golf." Ray told him.
"Exactlly. So, you see my point?" Vinny asked him.
Vinny tees off and hits the ball into the woods.
"Goddamn it!" Vinny yelled as he threw his golf club to the ground.
"Vinny you just bought those clubs this morning." Robert said to him.
"And I can afford new ones." Vinny told him.
"I'm sorry we all can't be as rich as you Vinny." Ray said to him sarcastically.
Ray and Robert hit their balls and get them on the fairway again. Vinny goes to hit his ball in the woods. He takes five swings and can't hit the ball. He gets so frustrated he thorws his golf club on the fairway. Ray and Robert dodge his golf club.
"Vinny calm down." Robert told him.
"Yeah, Vinny. You're going to get us kicked out of here." Ray told him.
"I'm sorry guys. I just lost my cool." Vinny told them.
"You all right now?" Robert asked him.
"I'm fine." Vinny replied.
"Good. Now, watch how soemone hits agolf ball Vinny." Ray told him.
As Ray is about to hit the ball. Vinny dumps his golf clubs out of his own bag.
"What the hell are you doing?" Ray asked him.
"I hate this sport." Vinny told him.
Vinny takes on of his clubs and starts whacking it against a tree. Someone that works for the course drives over to them.
"Sir, if you can't control your friend, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave." The guy told Ray.
"Listen he's just alittle upset." Rpbert told him.
"I hate this freaking sport!" Vinny yelled as he smashed his golf club against the fairway.
"All right pal, you're out of here." The guy told Vinny.
"You can't kick me out because I'm leaving." Vinny told him as he left.
"You guys too. Come on." The guy then told Ray and Robert.
"You can'tkick us out because of that lunatic." Ray told him.
"He is our cousin Ray. Let's go." Robert told him.
"I hate Vinny." Ray said to Robert as they were leaving.
They leave. Robert and Vinny drop Ray off at his house. They drive back to Robert's new house.
