Tori: Hey ya every body heres chapter 2 were we get to torture Reddy!
Optimus: Better not do to mutch harm to him he is our medic after all
Tori: Yeah yeah yeah let just get on with the torturing, er in mean interview!
Optimus: (sweatdrop) fine Tori, does not own the transformers or any other show that might be featured
Tori: And the wolf bit beast was a gift from my friend and editor Jessica!
Tori: oh and this : means a translation for what Wolf says just so you know!
Tori: Hello and welcome back to interview with the transformers. Next on our list of victims, er I mean interviewees is...(looks at clipboard that warps in out her room) Red Alert!
Crowd cheers as said medic warps in and sits in randomly warped chair
Red Alert: Hello Tori
Tori: Hey Red did Hotshot make back to the base alright?
Red Alert: (sighs) yes he did, but it took 5 gallons of fan girl repellant to get rid of all the fans
Tori: heh, sorry about that anyways lets get on with the first question (looks at clipboard) why did you decide to become a medic?
Red: Well it was a childhood dream of mine so I took some early courses in the academy, eventually got noticed and ended up here
Tori: Wow, so you planned ahead for this didn't you?
Red: You can say that
Tori: did you fail any of you're courses?
Red: Yes I did, quit a few actually
Tori: Really? 0.o well then there's hope for me yet!
Red: What do you mean?
Tori: Well, you see (shifty eyes) I what to be a game developer when I'm older so I signed up for a programing class and sort of failed it (groans)
Red: You just have to keep on trying
Tori: I well but don't expect me to be working for Konami any time soon (looks at clipboard) ok two more questions then you can go. What happened to you're hand?
Red: It was badly injured and had to get it replaced
Tori: But why with a gun? (points at gun)
Red: Because it's more convenient for my job
Tori: Oh, I get it so it can be used as an anal probe (sniggers)
Red: (sweatdrops) you watched that Robot Chicken show didn't you?
Tori: (nods) :)
Red: Ok I'm out of here gotta check on Hotshot (tries to walk out but is grabbed by grappling arms and thrown back into the chair)
Tori: Not until I say so Reddy!
Red: o.0 what are you going to do?
Tori: Oh, I'm just going to feed you to Jessica's bit beast like I did Hotshot 0-:)
Red: No, no! Anything but that!
Tori: Just kidding! Not! (Pulls out Bayblade and places it on ground and watches as it turns into a wolf)
Wolf: Snarl, grrrr (Licks lips) :yeah, yummy food:
Red: NO! HELP PLZ!
Tori: TeeHee!
Wolf: (tears Red apart) grrrr, snarl howlll! pant pant :ah, now that was refreshing! Now to take a nap: (goes in Bayblade and warps back to Tori's room)
Tori: Thats all folks until next time! (Turns off fan proof warp drive so Red's fans can confiscate him)
Tori: Wheeee! that was fun wasn't it Megs
Megatron: (was in the crowd theentire time recording the whole thing with a barrowed Laserbeak) indeed, i can use this for blackmail
Tori: are you making copies? how much you what for two?
Megatron: (smirks) yes, and 20 credit disks for two copies
Tori: Deal! (hands over disks and Megs hands over tapes)
Megatron: What's the second copy for?
Tori: (smiles) Jessica
Megatron: (grins) oh, you are good
