Tori: Yay! another chappie!

Megatron: Oh, joy...

Tori: (kicks him in the foot)

Megatron: Ouch! why you! (rans after her)

Tori: Read and review! (rans away to avoid being turned into a pancake)


Storm: (walks up on stage and waves to the audience) hello! And welcome to "interview with the transformers!" (Audience claps) ok (clipboard appears in her hand) the next 'bot is (checks clipboard)...uh, oh Optimus Prime i hope he's not too mad...well we all know that i can't tortue him or the whole army will have my ugly mug on wanted posters. so lets bring him in.

Optimus: (walks up on stage and glares down at Tori)

Tori: (gets down on knees and begs) I'm soooo sorry,I was hyper and couldn't help but torture Red! (makes big puppy dog eyes)

Optimus: (sighs) I'm not going topunish,I can't hurt a human. ButI am very disappointed in you.

Tori: (clings to OP's leg and sobs) I'm sorryplease don't be disappointed, you sound too much like my dad!

Optimus: (pries her off his leg and sets her down on the near by couch) fine, as long as you help fan proof the base

Tori: (grins) deal! now, on with the interview! (checks board) first question, what's it like being the leader of the Autobots?

Optimus: In a word, stressful

Tori: Really?

Optimus: (nodds slowly) how would you like to play referee to a bunch of rough housing bots?

Tori: (sweatdrops) good point...next question! how long have you've been the leader of the Autobots and who was leader before you?

Optimus: About 8.2 million years and Sentinel Prime was leader before me.

Tori: 0.o (a seemingly randombook warps in from her room into her hands)

Optimus: Huh?

Tori: (flips thourgh the pages, stopping on one she carefully reads it then looks up at OP with an emotionless face) yep. (closes book) you're right.

Optimus: What makes you think thatI was wrong?

Tori: (holds up the book with the cover facing OP. It reads Transformers Ultimate Guide Book) this.

Optimus: (leans forward to get a closer look) were did you get this?

Tori: At a book store (puts the book on her lap)

Optimus: Let me see (Tori hands himthe bookbut it's too small for him to read)

Tori: Hold on (takes book behind stage. A strange zapping noise is heardbefore Toricomes outdraggingthe book with her only nowit'smuch bigger) now read you can read it.

Optimus: (picks up the giant book) how did you do that?

Tori: Just an enlargment rayI invented :)

Optimus: (raises an optis ridge but reads the now-transformer-sized book anyway)

Tori: Well?

Optimus: (stops reading and looks at her) slag...how did the humams get a hold ofthis much info on us?

Tori: (shrugs)

Optimus: You didn't hack into Vector Sigma did you?

Tori: NO! i couldn't hack that thing even if i wanted to! (shifty eyes)

Optimus: (deadpan) you're lying

Tori: OK! (turns to the audience) that's it for this show (waves) see ya until next chappie! (quickly grabsher book from OP's handthen sits it on the ground asit returns to normal size and warps away)

Optimus: You did, didn't you!

Tori: AGHHH! (switches off the fan proof shield and runs for her life)

Optimus:GET BACK HERE!(runs after her)


Tori: (walks over dragging a stasis locked Megatron trapped in an electro-netbehind her) oh, heyI finallymanaged to get away from Megs as you cansee (holds up net)so please review:)