The following morning was normally a morning Lincoln could just sleep in. It was the weekend and that meant no school for his kids and Stella was able to stay home. But there was much to be done that day.
It was one thing that Ronnie Anne and Sid had to stay the night along with their son, as well as Roberta having a sleepover as well, this just after Lily had arranged to stay at his house for a few days.
But now he has his sister Luan, and his sister-in-law Sam at his house as well, the latter having gotten into an argument with Luna and the two needing time apart. Somehow this made Lincoln wonder if his house was unknowingly agreed on to be a settling point for all his family's problems.
Not wanting to think he was still chained to the flawed rules of the Sister Fight Protocol, or at least it's variant, Lincoln brushed those feelings aside, at least for the moment, he had some trouble to sort out.
Lincoln had gotten out of bed, looking over to see that Stella was still asleep. He checked the floor, Lily was asleep as well, his little sister sprawled out and getting herself very comfortable.
"That's...my ice cream..." Lily said in her sleep. "Don't touch...Lola."
"Someone's having a 'sweet' dream," Lincoln said, chuckling to himself. "Wow, did I really put a Luan level bad joke?"
Brushing it off, Lincoln had stepped out of his room and from the sound of things, there wasn't much going on. He went down the hall quietly as he could to not bother anyone who might still be sleeping in.
"Uncle Lincoln?" Came Roberta's voice, the girl peeking her head out.
"Hey kiddo, I didn't wake you, did I?" Lincoln asked.
"No, I was already awake, I got hungry," Roberta said.
"I'll go make some pancakes, any suggestions on what type you want?" Lincoln asked.
"I like banana flavor," Roberta said.
"No problem, should be done soon, but there's something I have to take care of regarding your Aunt Luan and Aunt Sam," Lincoln said.
"Oh, alright," Roberta said, going back into Lyra's room.
Lincoln made his way downstairs where Luan was seen sleeping on the couch, no sign of Sam, "Where'd she go?"
Lincoln made his way into the kitchen where he spotted the girl in question getting some coffee. She turned and greeted the home owner, "Hey Lincoln, hope you don't mind that I helped myself to some coffee."
"Be my guest," Lincoln said. "I'm about to make some breakfast for everyone, hopefully I'll have most of it done before everyone's awake."
"Yeah, seems like everyone's still sleeping," Sam said.
"Well, it's a typical Saturday morning, no school, no work, no worries," Lincoln said.
"Same in my house, we like sleeping in ourselves," Sam said. "Luna sometimes sleeps till noon."
"Sounds like her," Lincoln said, readying the pans, "So, what happened exactly that you came by so late last night?"
"A lot," Sam said. "Lately Luna and I have been disagreeing on so many things. We haven't had many gigs lately, so I suggested to Luna that she get an actual job and try to hold onto it for more than a few weeks. She didn't want to because she has that free spirit lifestyle. It was cute back when we were in High School but nowadays, it's just becoming a hassle."
"Are you strapped for cash?" Lincoln asked, preparing the batter.
"Sort of, I mean we have some money and we do get a few gigs here and there, but it's not enough," Sam said. "Luckily Luan and Benny help us out since we all live there, but I don't want them to have to provide for us forever. I appreciate it but they have their own son to think about, Luna and I should be making money and providing for our daughter."
"I can relate, somewhat at least," Lincoln started pouring the batter onto the pans. "All my friends tell me that I shouldn't worry about making money because Stella's job pays her well, but as a man, it's important for me to be able to provide for my kids too."
"I wish Luna had your mindset," Sam said. "Right now I'm taking some part time gigs but I am considering getting a full on job. Might be tough to find that opportunity since I never went to college."
"Pfft, you don't need college to be successful, you just need to be smart," Lincoln said, grabbing some fruit. "What type of job would you like anyway?"
"I'd love to work in a music store, I told Luna we should find a store to work at, this way she's still around what she loves and she's making steady cash," Sam said.
"See, you don't need an education to work at a music store either, you already know about the music and it doesn't take a genius to use a cash register," Lincoln said. "In fact, you two can go the extra mile and open up your own music store."
"That's a great idea, but I wouldn't know how to start a business," Sam said.
"My dad could help, I mean you are married to one of his daughters, he'd be happy to give you some tips," Lincoln said.
"That's a great idea, especially with how popular Lynn's Table is," Sam said. "Oh, but what's he going to say if he knew me and Luna had a fight?"
"Nothing much, I mean he'd want to be sure there's no tension but couples fight sometimes Sam," Lincoln said, preparing some more pancakes. "My mom and dad have had disagreements, Stella and I have had disagreements, it's normal. What matters is that you two love each other enough to look past them. I mean, how bad was the argument?"
"Things did get a little heated, the only reason she calmed herself is because she saw how frightened our daughter was," Sam said. "That's when Benny suggested we take a breather apart, and we came here. Originally we were gonna go to your parents' house, but I got worried about how your parents would take it. Our only other options were Lori and you, and Luan figured coming here was better because she didn't think we'd get a lot of sympathy from Lori."
"That's a bit harsh, I know Lori's been stressed out lately but she still cares," Lincoln said. "Speaking of Lori, I do need to call her later, then drop Roberta off."
"Why are so many people staying at your house by the way?" Sam asked.
"Roberta's here because there's some drama at home, so my daughter figured to bring her by," Lincoln began. "Sid and Ronnie Anne are here because of similar reasons, they wanted to stay with Lori, things were bad so they came here with their son. Lily's here because she's more focused on boys and video games than schoolwork."
"Lily's after boys now?" Sam asked, chuckling to herself. "Wow, seemed like only the other day she was a baby, they grow up so fast."
"Tell me about it, I can't believe my daughter's already nine," Lincoln said. "Feels like yesterday Stella was pregnant. Made schooltime a bit weird for sure. Even after she had the baby, we still had a year and so of High School left. We were known as the student parents."
"Oh yeah, some kids even poked fun at you a little too, didn't they?" Sam said.
"Yeah, I mean thankfully we had a lot of friends, anytime someone tried talking crap they'd have to answer to one of them, not to mention that Lucy was around for that time, she stepped up big time and actually put a scare into a lot of those students," Lincoln said, placing some pancakes aside.
"One of those kids was a boy named Chandler, right?" Sam asked. "Wonder what happened to him?"
"I'm not sure, I haven't heard from him in a few years," Lincoln said. "But from what I remember, once school ended and he got hit by the real world, he crumbled really fast."
"That's how it is," Sam said.
It wasn't long before Roberta peeked her head inside, "Is the food ready?"
"Almost, grab a seat," Lincoln said.
"Hey Roberta, how's life?" Sam asked.
"Fine," Roberta said, sitting down.
"How are your parents doing?" Sam asked.
"Mom works a lot and dad wears himself out with all the kids he has," Roberta said. Thankfully they know how to keep busy but my dad still needs to make sure they're not getting into any trouble. So far, I've caused the least problems for my parents."
"Well I hope things go well, your parents are really nice," Sam said. "Even if Luna thinks otherwise sometimes."
"I don't get it sometimes, I mean I used to hear all these tales about how close the Loud siblings were, now it seems like my mom doesn't talk about any of them in a positive light, if she's even around to talk," Roberta said. "Did she do something to push them away? I mean, what could have happened?"
"Life happened, sometimes what seems like promises of happiness, family and true love ends up being more fantasy than reality," Sam said, looking very frustrated at the moment.
"Wow...that's deep," Roberta said.
Sam shook it off, not wanting to bum Roberta out, "I mean it's not all bad at least. You and my daughter get along well, don't you?"
"Yeah, she's really nice," Roberta said. "Are you ever going to have more kids?"
"I'm open to that, but I'd like to be more financially stable," Sam said. "Thankfully my little girl has someone who's like a brother to her."
"That'd be my little guy," Luan said, making her way into the kitchen.
"Oh, you're awake, good," Lincoln said.
"I'm not the only one, I hear some rustling upstairs, I think Ronnie Anne went into the bathroom," Luan said. "And it sounds like Sid followed her inside"
Lincoln's face turned blue, knowing what Sid was probably planning, "They better not do anything stupid in there."
"I gotta say, those two are really hot for each other, even after all these years," Sam said. "It's very admirable."
"Wait, what's going on exactly?" Roberta asked.
"Uh, nothing, don't mind what we're saying," Lincoln said. "Just hoping your auntie Sid and auntie Ronnie don't do anything they shouldn't."
"Wait, do you call them 'aunt' or do you use a Spanish word for it?" Sam asked.
"I don't speak any Spanish, and I'm not that interested in learning, so I just say 'aunt'," Roberta said.
"Oh, well it's your choice, learning a second language damn sure isn't easy," Sam said.
"Got that right, I remember not doing to well in French Class at one point," Lincoln said.
"That's because you had a crush on the substitute teacher," Luan said, earning a blush from Lincoln.
"Right, forgot about that," Lincoln started recalling Ms. DiMartino. "Boy was that an odd time."
"For all of us, I mean that led to you getting Hugh as a tutor," Luan said.
"Hugh? Is this about that one guy with a British accent that you and all your sisters, including Luna, went gaga over?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, that was so long ago though," Luan said. "But from Lisa to Lori, boy all of us wanted Hugh, even dad was fascinated with him, if because of dad's love for British culture."
"Was this before mom met dad?" Roberta asked.
"No, this was during," Luan absent-mindedly said.
"Luan! Lincoln scolded, the sister understanding her blunder.
"Oops, I mean...it wasn't a total fangirl moment," Luan nervously said. "She just thought he was cute."
"So, she found another guy cute even though she was dating my dad?" Roberta asked.
"Maybe it's a trust thing, I mean if Bobby found another girl cute, Lori would be cool with it, wouldn't she?" Sam asked. Despite Lincoln and Luan attempting to remain calm, the atmosphere gave away the answer.
"Of course my mom wouldn't," Roberta said. "Given how late she comes home sometimes, I wouldn't be surprised if she found that Hugh guy to reignite that curiosity."
"Hey come on now Roberta, you know Lori wouldn't do something like that," Lincoln said, hoping to reassure the girl.
"Do I?" Roberta said. "I mean, she comes home late a lot, and the time she is around, she barely pays any attention to me or my siblings."
"Lori's a CEO of the Golf Company she played for, it's a very demanding job," Luan said. "She doesn't mean to ignore you."
"Isn't Aunt Stella also in a highly paid position at a Tech company?" Roberta asked. "When she's off, she always makes times for Lyra and her siblings. Honestly I see Aunt Stella more than I see my mom. Sometimes, Aunt Stella acts like more of a mom to me than my own mom."
"Take it from me Roberta, Lori may not seem like it, but she's a very caring woman," Lincoln said.
"I still remember the Christmas when she announced that she was pregnant with you, she was so happy to be a mom," Luan said.
"Well I'm not getting that vibe these days," Roberta said.
"It'll get better, I'll make sure of it," Lincoln said, presenting Roberta her food. "Here you go."
"Thanks Uncle Lincoln, you know, sometimes I wish you were my dad," Roberta said.
"Come on, I'm not that great, I mean does Lyra say I'm a great dad?" Lincoln asked.
"Not a lot, but I can tell she loves you to bits, she just doesn't say it because she feels like it could be seen as 'cringe' if she acts like a daddy's girl," Roberta said.
"Sounds like my son almost," Luan said. "He's a mama's boy but he won't admit it, and he gets embarrassed if anyone figures it out. I totally get it though, some kids just get a bit embarrassed, especially at a certain age. I've been there a few times."
"Same," Lincoln said.
"Well, if you were my dad, I'd totally fit the daddy's girl description," Roberta said.
"Listen Roberta, I'm very flattered you feel this way, and I do love you very much, but you need to understand that your parents love you too, even if they're not perfect," Lincoln said. "I'm not perfect either, you see me as a fun uncle a lot but if you actually lived here, I wouldn't be such a 'fun uncle."
"Why wouldn't you be? According to Lyra, you're not very strict, actually she says you're a bit of a pushover," Roberta said.
Lincoln raised his eyebrow in confusion, "I am not a pushover! I can lay down the law when I need to!"
"I don't know Lincoln, you are kind of soft, usually Stella seems to be the stricter parent," Luan said.
"I'm strict too! I just don't need to be strict a lot because my kids don't always cause trouble," Lincoln said. "They make a mess or two but those are accidents, otherwise they haven't come close to the nonsense we used to do with our sisters."
"And you've been part of a LOT of nonsense over the years," Sam teased.
"Hey, we've done good too," Lincoln said. "I was a Duke once, which means my kids are of Royal Decent."
"Hey, all the Louds were Royalty, me included," Luan said.
"But you're clearly more of a jester than a Duchess," Lincoln said.
"I 'Jest' do what I do best," Luan said, laughing to herself, while Sam, Lincoln and Roberta rolled their eyes.
"That joke sucked," Lincoln said.
"You mad Lincoln? Want to 'duke' it out with me?" Luan teased.
"That one was better," Sam said.
"Don't encourage her!" Lincoln said.
"Hey, I hear her puns way more than you do these days," Sam said, then heard some rumbling upstairs. "Sounds like everyone's waking up."
Within moments, Lyra had come downstairs, "Hey dad...I think Ronnie Anne's hurt."
"Huh? What makes you say that?" Lincoln asked.
"The bathroom was occupied, and when I listened to see if I heard the shower, I heard Ronnie Anne moaning and wincing," Lyra said. "Then she told Sid to 'take it easy', so I think there's a hazard in the bathroom."
Lincoln immediately furrowed his brow, the boy clearly not in a good mood, "I'll look into it..."
"Oh, you already have breakfast, cuz?" Lyra asked.
"I love your dad's cooking," Roberta said.
"I'll make more pancakes and waffles," Lincoln said. "Why don't you girls hang out a bit? Watch cartoons or play some games."
"Alright Uncle Lincoln," Roberta said, taking the rest of her food into the living room with Lyra.
"Meanwhile, I'm gonna go upstairs and kick a pair of asses," Lincoln said, making his way out of the kitchen.
"At least Ronnie Anne and Sid are staying close," Sam said.
"I'm really wonder how stable their relationship is," Luan said. "I mean, Sid's a bit of a flirt, even though she's married to Ronnie Anne, she tends to 'take in the sights'."
"I mean attraction doesn't go away," Sam said. "I've seen a lot of pretty girls, and I know you see handsome guys, but we're both loyal. Assuming things don't really go to hell for me."
"Still, I don't trust Sid sometimes, if she sees something attractive, she is not shy about admitting it," Luan said. "I mean, she still acts a bit pervy around Lincoln. I can almost understand since I believe Lincoln got her pregnant so she and Ronnie Anne could have their son."
"Funny, that means in a way, my daughter and Sid's son are siblings to the kids Lincoln and Stella had together," Sam said.
"Sid tries to be vague, saying it could have either been Bobby who got her pregnant, or that somehow Ronnie Anne did," Luan said.
"Right, so how would Ronnie Anne have done that? Because if there's a way then that'd be very helpful for women couples," Sam said.
"I don't even know," Luan said. "In addition to all that, I think there was an incident with her and Lynn once."
"You mean Lynn poking fun at Sid's fascination of cute and/or firm butts?" Sam asked.
"I don't know the details, but I heard Lynn tried seducing Sid once that way. That day Sid got a glimpse at a different kind of moon that really send her howling," Luan said, chuckling a bit. "Still, that's also one of the reasons everyone thinks Lynn is secretly bi," Luan said.
"That or she just does whatever she wants, sexuality be damned," Sam said. "Some people are fine with it, I mean I was totally fine with Lincoln helping me get pregnant, and I know you had your experimenting."
Luan blushed in shame at the memory of what had transpired between her and Stella once, "My point is that Sid is a bit of a wild card, I hope Ronnie Anne doesn't end up getting hurt."
"Seems like Ronnie Anne is aware of a lot of things Sid does, and she doesn't seem to mind," Sam said. "They're probably a bit more open than most couples."
"That seems unnatural to me, I would never do anything like that while married to Benny," Luan said.
"Same here, the only way I would is if Luna and I want another baby and we need Lincoln's help," Sam said. "I'd like to be more financially stable before we consider anything like that though."
"Same here, having a few more kids would be great," Luan said.
Sam sighed in disappointment, "What's happened Luan? That day of the quadruple wedding, I thought we were going to live together in harmony? How did things get this bad?"
"Unfortunately some things in life are too good to last," Luan said. "I didn't expect grand luxury from Benny, I just wanted his best as my husband, thank God he had his best to give, but...I really hoped all four couples would be happy."
"At least Lincoln and Stella are enjoying life too, so two out of four isn't too bad," Sam said.
"We're going to fix things with you and Luna, just you wait," Luan reassured. "Lincoln will help too, and he's the man with a plan."
"Yeah, he's a good brother-in-law," Sid said.
Upstairs Lincoln was banging on the bathroom door, "You two better wrap up or I'm coming in there to drag you out!"
"Do it! I dare you!" Sid teased.
"I'm not playing this game Sid!" Lincoln shouted.
"I think Ronnie Anne wants you in here too," Sid said.
"N-no I don't!" Ronnie Anne said.
"Then why are you getting all wet then?" Sid asked.
"It's...the water," Ronnie Anne asked, then a slap was heard. "Ah!"
"Lying gets you spanked, naughty girl," Sid teased. "Also your butt jiggles."
"Sid!" Ronnie Anne scolded.
"I like jiggly butts, and firm ones, or straight up anything round and bubbly," Sid said.
"Stop talking!" Ronnie Anne pleaded.
Lincoln's face was beyond red, he thought Sid would have outgrown her perverted nature when she became an adult, but clearly she hasn't grown at all. "That's it, I'm barging in!"
"Door's unlocked," Sid said.
"Eyes, brace yourselves," Lincoln said, quickly going inside and closing the door behind him. Deep down he was hoping for this to be a prank, but almost unsurprisingly, he found Sid and Ronnie Anne in the shower together, the girls hugging each other and the curtain exposed. Clearly they did not seem to care if they were exposed.
"Wow, I'll be damned, you actually came inside, here's your reward" Sid said, grabbed Ronnie's butt and pulled it apart to expose it. "Ready to claim your prize?"
At this point, Lincoln regrets not bringing a baseball bat with him to clobber Sid, "Put your clothes on, and leave."
"Aw, but we were having fun," Sid said.
"Do this at your own house, not here where my little kids could walk in on this shit," Lincoln said.
"Whoa, he's using potty mouth words, he's serious," Sid said.
"I'm going to leave now, you better be out in five minutes," Lincoln said, exiting the bathroom.
"Smooth move Sid, what was the point of all this again?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"You did say you wanted another kid, and Lincoln's the best choice to help," Sid said. "So, I figured I'd use this chance to get him interested in your sexy body. I mean, in the years past, your delectable booty has only enhanced in thickness that I would only share with my best friend Lincoln, or Stella if she's interested."
"Or, I could have just asked him, instead I went along with this embarrassing idea, now Lincoln probably thinks I'm as weird as you," Ronnie Anne said.
"He does not, he's our buddy," Sid said. "Anyway let's get dressed before Lincoln freaks out."
Ronnie Anne sighed in shame and embarrassment, "I miss the days where the only stress I had to worry about was who got the second Dairy Land Ticket."
The day went on, since it was the weekend, Stella actually had time off, and she used that time to hang out with her children, especially her youngest daughter Lila.
"Which one is 'Apple' ?" Stella asked, Lila pointing to the correct picture. "Yes! That one's Apple! Such a clever little girl you are!"
"Looks like Stella's tutoring Lila," Luan said.
"Yeah, Stella does this when she can, gets our kids ready for school," Lincoln said. "She got the idea back when Lyra was a baby, since me and Stella were still in High School, she would often do homework around her, and when Lyra got curious about it, Stella would kind of tutor her about what she was learning that day."
"I actually remember that, she always had Lyra with her when she did homework," Luan said. "Amazing how she came up with that idea."
"Stella is very resourceful," Lincoln proudly stated, then turned to his littlest sister. "Speaking of tutoring."
Lily was seen playing a handheld console when Lincoln took the device from her, "Bro!"
"Lily, I know video games are fun, but you know what's not fun? Getting held back in school!" Lincoln said.
Lily groaned in frustration, "Fine...I'll go study." She stormed upstairs, "What a waste of a Saturday."
"Well Lily, if you could manage your work better, you could have all the Saturdays you want," Lincoln pointed out, then turned to Luan. "Sisters."
"I give you a lot of credit Lincoln, it's really sweet of you to take Lily in," Luan said. "Now, as for Sam."
"I'll call Luna later, see what's up," Lincoln said, then heard something spill. "Luis!"
"I'm upstairs dad! Geez!" Luis called.
"Fine...Lyra!" Lincoln called.
"Lyra's in the backyard playing with Roberta and Tony," Luan said.
"Then who..." Lincoln looked inside and saw that Sid had knocked over the blender.
"Would you believe me if I told you that the blender knocked itself over?" Sid asked. "You should probably call Hunter Spector, some weird shit might be happening here."
"Say, you spent the night here like you wanted, any chance you could leave my house now?" Lincoln asked.
Sid immediately went watery eyed at that comment, "That hurt my feelings!"
"Are you serious?" Lincoln said.
"My feelings! Dashed! Torn! Destroyed!" Sid overdramatically stated. "How could you Lincoln? We were best friends! Best friends dammit!"
"Alright, is this a joke?" Lincoln asked.
"Tarnished is my belief in our friendship!" Sid said, putting on a performance. "For you, Lincoln Albert Loud, to ask me? Your best friend Sidney Chang, to hit the road?"
"Uh, what is happening here?" Stella asked, peeking her head inside.
"Lincoln's being mean, telling me to leave," Sid said. "He called me a neophyte."
Stella glared at her husband, "Lincoln..."
"I did not do that!" Lincoln shouted. "I don't even think I know what a neophyte is!"
"I just wanted to spend a little more time with my favorite couple," Sid said. "I love you both so much, you meant the world to me! By that I mean Jupiter! The biggest world of all!"
"Aw, that's so sweet," Stella said. "Lincoln, be cool about this, will you?"
Lincoln could not believe his ears, "Are you freaking kidding me Stella!? She's obviously making this up!"
"Still, be nice to Sid, she's our friend, and friends don't tell others to leave," Stella said.
"She only said she'd be here a day!" Lincoln said.
"Well, I just asked to spend the night, I didn't say it'd only be one night," Sid said.
"It's fine if you want to spend an extra night, you make great company," Stella said.
"Stella, did you forget what she did last night?" Lincoln asked.
"I said I was sorry, you need to be more forgiving Lincoln," Sid said.
Lincoln furrowed his brow, "...Where's a baseball bat when I need one?"
"Lincoln!" Stella scolded.
"Ugh, fine, just clean up your mess," Lincoln said, taking his leave.
"Lincoln has a lot of anger issues," Sid said. "But I like him, he's cool."
"Just be on your best behavior too, Sid," Stella said, making her leave.
"You got it, Stella," Sid said, checking the fridge for more food. "Now...where's the soda?"
Lincoln went outside to check in the mail came when he noticed some smoke coming from Vanzilla, "Oh no..." She went to pop the hood. "I still don't know why dad had to leave me this hunk of junk, I mean I get Vanzilla is family but there's only so much it can do. Well just because dad left it for me doesn't mean I have to drive it, I can just get another car. Still, I gotta get this fixed now." He dialed Lana, but no answer, "Huh? She usually responds." He tried again, no answer. "Damn." He called The Loud House, hoping that would be better.
"Hello?" Came Lola from the other line.
"Hey Lols, is Lana there?" Lincoln asked.
"No, she left last night," Lola said.
"Left!? Where!?" Lincoln asked.
"Where else? Great Lakes," Lola said. "Adelaide said something about fixing a leak, though we both know that's total bullshit."
"Lola, you know I don't like when you use words like that," Lincoln said.
"Lincoln, I'm twenty-two years old, I can use foul language," Lola said. "Also why'd you call the house? Lana has a cellphone."
"She wasn't answering," Lincoln said.
"Give you two guesses why," Lola said.
"This sucks, who's gonna fix Vanzilla?" Lincoln asked.
"Call a mechanic, Stella's got a good job doesn't she? You can spare the cash, Linky" Lola said.
"I guess," Lincoln said. "Anyway, I'll get to that."
"How's Lily doing? Is she actually studying? Or is she in her room, possibly wanking off," Lola said.
"Seriously Lola!? Don't say stuff like that!" Lincoln said.
"Gotta say, having two cute girls in your house must be a nice bonus for you," Lola said.
"Lily...is my sister, OUR sister!" Lincoln said. "I mean, seriously, imagine someone said that about you and me?"
"I've heard talks like that, I usually just humor them," Lola said.
"Ok but why though?" Lincoln asked.
"Don't worry about it, truthfully though, I'm a bit jealous, Lily gets to spend time with you, and I don't," Lola said. "I don't suppose you have a spare sleeping bag?"
"Lola, my house is crowded enough," Lincoln said. "Ronnie Anne and Sid are here with their son, Roberta's staying over, Sam and Luan are here, and right now-"
"Hold on, why are there so many people at your house!?" Lola asked.
"It's not by choice," Lincoln said.
"Well I'm fixing this problem," Lola said, immediately hanging up.
"Lola wait...ugh, guess I should call that mechanic," Lincoln said. "Seriously, I can't believe Lana just left like that."
Upstairs, Sid was on her way to her room when she heard some moaning, "Huh?" She quietly snuck over to Lincoln's room where she pressed her ear against the door, it was definitely Lily. "What is..."
"Oh yes...that's the spot..." Lily moaned.
Sid's face turned red, and a devious smirk etched across her face. She checked the door, unlocked, foolish mistake. At least this way she doesn't have to climb through the window. She quietly opened the door, careful not to make noise, even more as she closed it back up. She crawled across the ground toward the bed. Lily was not on top, she was at the other side, somewhat clever at least. She peeked around the corner, and sure enough, Lily was pleasuring herself, her panties all the way down as she had school books nearby, possilby from her procrastination regarding her studying.
"Oh sweet heavens..." Lily said, still lost in pleasure.
"Hey sexy," Sid said, startling Lily.
"What the fuck Sid!?" Lily shouted in annoyance.
"Ooh, language," Sid said. "So, this is your studying?"
"Are you insane!? Get out!" Lily shouted, trying to hide her private area.
"Oh come on now, I won't' judge," Sid said. "I get it, you need that sexual release. But your fingers might not be enough."
"I don't have any other option," Lily said. "Now can you go!? This is kind of embarrassing."
"Look, I've done this too, it's normal, everyone has probably pleasured themselves at least once," Sid said. "But wow, I knew you were horny for a guy, didn't expect it to be this much that you're pleasuring yourself in your brother's room. Why don't you come to my room instead? Better privacy."
"Well...I guess," Lily said, pulling her panties back on. "You won't tell my brother right? I'm supposed to be studying."
"I'm no snitch," Sid said. "Relieve yourself to your heart's content, just don't forget to actually study, you don't want to let Lincoln down, do you?"
"No way," Lily said.
"Let's hurry then," Sid said, taking Lily to her room.
Upon arrival, the youngest Loud sat back on the bed, "Thanks Sid."
"No problem," Sid said. "I might have a toy or two to help."
"Uh...I don't know how to use those," Lily said.
"It's easy," Sid said, reaching in her bag to grab a toy. "Cool huh, just like the real thing, except Lincoln's is bigger."
"I can imagine," Lily said, blushing a bit.
Sid knelt in front of Lily, taking the toy and pressing it inside, causing the girl to wince in pain, "Too far it?"
"A little," Lily said.
"I'll be careful then," Sid said, pulling it out and back in, "Just do it like this, it's easy."
Lily moaned in pleasure, this was indeed better than her fingers, "Oh Sid...that feels so great."
"Glad you like it," Sid said, leaving the toy inside Lily. "Hey, mind not telling your brother I showed you this? He'll destroy me if you did."
"I won't, thanks Sid," Lily said.
"Remember to study," Sid said, taking her leave, leaving her with a conflicted feeling. "Was that a good idea? Eh, she's a young woman, she needs this relief. Better than finding the help of a random guy."
Later on outside, Lincoln was waiting while the mechanic hired looked at the car, "How's it looking Skippy?"
Indeed, Lana's former classmate Skippy was fixing the car, "It's weird, the car it's in bad shape but it's somehow fixable. Lana really kept this thing running all these years?"
"You bet," Lincoln said. "Anyway how much is it gonna cost you?"
"I'll give you an estimate later, but since I know you, I'll cut you some slack," Skippy said.
"You don't have to do that," Lincoln said.
"Eh, I'll feel better if I did, I mean I did something really lousy with Lana once," Skippy said.
"You mean when you peaked at her and Adelaide?" Lincoln asked. "I wasn't too thrilled about that, but it was forever ago, I try not to hold grudges."
"Well still, it shouldn't be hard," Skippy said. "Give me an hour, two at max."
"Thanks," Lincoln said, heading inside. Skippy could see Stella glaring at him from the window, she has not forgotten what happened.
"At least one of them is forgiving," Skippy said, getting to work.
Lincoln went inside, feeling a bit relieved, "Alright, what's next?"
"Well there's this issue with Luna," Lincoln said.
"Oh right, I should call her," Lincoln said, dialing the phone.
"Yeah?" Luna answered, sounding depressed.
"Luna, it's Lincoln," the boy said.
"Hey bro, sorry I'm not up for a call right now, I'm feeling blue," Luna said. "Sam and I had a fight and she left last night. Luan's with her but I'm really worried. Benny's been trying to cheer me up but..."
"Sam's here," Lincoln said. "She just needed a break."
"Oh thank God for you little bro," Luna said. "I really goofed up, I gotta make things right somehow, I can't lose my girl."
"You won't, I'll help anyway I can," Lincoln said.
"I hope so, Leans here misses her other mom," Luna said. "You gotta help our family."
"I will, just give it some time," Lincoln said.
'I'm trusting you bro," Luna said. "See you around."
"See you soon Luna," Lincoln said, hanging up. "Well that's another thing to take care of."
"Lincoln, don't take on too much at once," Stella said. "Do what you can for now."
"I'll try, but I do have an obligation as the sole Loud brother," Lincoln said.
"I get it, but you have to look after yourself too," Stella said. "At least don't hesitate to ask for help."
"Stella, I was a Dule, I rode a dragon, I can handle a little family drama," Lincoln said.
"Alright, your Dukeness," Stella sarcastically remarked. "I'll be here if you need me, which you will."
As Stella left, Lincoln scoffed off the notion, "I so got this." Lincoln looked outside to see Skippy working. "Really wish Lana was around, could Adelaide really have a leak to worry about?"
Back in Great Lakes, a naked Adelaide was laying in bed, exposing her flower to Lana, "See it leaks a lot here, I could certainly use your help Ms. Strong Plumber Lady."
"Don't worry, I got the right tools for the job," an equally naked Lana said, pulling out a sex you and strapping it on her. "Just hold, still and-"
"Ah!" Adelaide felt the sweet relief of penetration, "Oh, I think this will do the trick."
"Sit tight ma'am, while the professional gets to work," Lana said, doing a different type of pumping.
Back in Royal Woods, the day went by again, Lincoln was still waiting outside while Lily came out, alerting her brother.
"Hey Lil, get enough studying done?" Lincoln asked.
"Yeah, I learned some interesting things," Lily said.
"Well keep at it," Lincoln said. "Sorry I haven't been around much, busy day."
"Lincoln, I got the car fixed, you can go and try it out," Skippy said.
"Sure, thanks," Lincoln said, going to his car while Lily looked in awe at the mechanic. "Hi..."
"Hi Lily, it's been a while," Skippy said. "Wow, you're all grown up now."
"Yeah..." Lily said.
"It's nice that you're visiting your brother, I like how close your family is, that's true bonding," Skippy said.
"Totally..." Lily said.
The car started, to Lincoln's relief as he came back to greet Skippy, "Thanks dude, you really helped me out today."
"No trouble," Skippy said. "Let's discuss payment."
"Sure, but do you want to come in? I can get you some coffee," Lincoln said.
"Uh..." Skippy could only think of an unhappy Stella. "I'm good bro, thanks."
"Oh well that's fine," Lincoln said. "So, how much do I owe you?"
"Uh, here," Skippy said, writing the amount down.
"Wow, that's a lot," Lincoln said.
"I reduced where I could but, boss's policies, not mine," Skippy said.
"That's fine," Lincoln said, grabbing his checkbook. "Good thing my wife's a boss."
"Yeah, not surprising," A nervous Skippy said.
Lincoln handed over the check, "There you go."
"Thanks, see you around," Skippy said, making his leave.
"Wow, what a hunk..." Lily said, the girl blushing at the sight of the boy.
"Lily, focus, school first, then boys," Lincoln said. "Plus, he's older than you, stick to your age."
"Pfft, like age matters," Lily said, going inside.
"That girl, I swear..." Lincoln said, going inside himself. The boy went upstairs to his room, hoping to not find Sid and Ronnie Anne there this time. However, when he opened the door, to his surprise, he instead found Lola laying seductively on his bed, wearing nothing but a skimpy bra and some thongs for panties.
"Hi Linky," Lola said.
"Lola! Why!?" Lincoln asked. "Wait, how'd you get in!? I didn't see you come through the front door!"
"Sid let me it, then I asked her to keep it a secret," Lola said.
"...I'm going to hurt Sid, I swear," Lincoln said. "Still, what's with the lack of clothes and sexy underwear?"
"You think I'm sexy?" Lola asked, seductively getting on her knees as she pressed her breasts together, "How nice of you, big brother."
Lincoln furrowed his brow, the situation made worse by Sid peeking her head in, "Met Lincoln yet Lol...wow! You got a damn nice body!"
Lola turned around and pat herself on the butt, a little entertainment for Sid, "Thanks dear. I pride myself out my body, helps being an early bloomer."
"I sure love me some good booty, and so does Lincoln here, right Linc?" Sid said.
Moments later, Lincoln was chasing Sid out of his house with the intent to harm, while Stella, Ronnie Anne and even Lyra and Roberta went to stop the boy from bringing the hurt to Sid.
Meanwhile at her home, Luna was seen writing something on a paper, "Damn, I want to write something nice for Sam, to show her I love her."
"If I may suggest something," Benny said. "Sam needs a bit more than music this time, I think she needs you to be more than just a musician."
"What does that mean?" Luna asked.
"It means, speak from the heart, but don't worry about the instruments or the tune, show her Luna Loud the person, that's who Sam fell in love with after all," Benny said.
Luna couldn't help but smirk, her brother-in-law speaking truth. "Thanks, I'll keep that in mind."
"I'm rooting for you, Luna," Benny said. "I'm going to put our kids to bed."
"How are they feeling?" Luna asked.
"Worried, from the worry of missing their mom and their aunt," Benny said.
"I'll fix this, don't you worry," Luna said, getting back to work. "I'll win you back Sam."
The hectic adventures continued on for the Louds and their families.
