Tori: (bows lowly) i'm so sorry this chapter was so late. School has started and updates have been slow so please forgive me. Anyways this chapter features a small cameo, so i hope that it'll make it up to all of you since i was busy being a teenager. As for the disclaimer; I do not own the transformers, however the cameo belongs to me. That is all, hope you enjoy the show!
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Tori: Hello people I'm finally out of jail! and that is thanks to all the reviews I've gotten. (clears throat) anyways lets welcome our next interviewee...Smokescreen!
(crowd cheers but no fan girls are heard trying to push down the shield)
Tori: Hmmm, guess that you don't have many fan eh?
Smokescreen: (sighs sadly) guess not...
Tori: Well it's a good thing because I have something that might cheer you up (pulls out a shrink ray)
Smokey: (panics) wait! why are you aiming that thing at me?
Tori: (from behind the controls) because I don't want you stepping on them
Smokey: Who's them?
Tori: (smirks) you'll see (zaps the helpless crane until he's the size a an average sized human)
Smokey: (blinks) it's over? where's them?
Tori: (claps hands) come here girls!
(From behind the stage two dachshund puppies run up and began to bark and jump around cutely. the crowd 'awwww's')
Tori: The brown fluffy one is Hazel and the tan stocky one is Lucy. Nice little surprise don't you think?
Smokey: Awww! (picks Hazel and gets licked in the face) how can I say no to them? (chuckles)
Tori: (grins slyly) you have no idea
Smokey: What was that?
Tori: Nothing, nothing (smiles) now on to the questions! (grabs clipboard)
Smokey: (puts Hazel down and watches at the puppies play fight)
Tori: (bops the crane on the head with a pen) Smokey pay attention please.
Smokey: Oh, yes please continue.
Tori: First question; why is you're name Smokescreen? I mean it's awfully ironic for an orange crane bot who sticks out like a sore thumb. No offence big guy.
Smokey: (waves it off) I guess that Hasbro was just too lazy to come up with new names and just started reusing them. And besides Armada was rushed so there's a lot of production errors.
Tori: (dead pan) yes, that would answer my question now wouldn't it (sighs) okay next...what was it like to die?
Smokey: (he freezes for a moment not sure if he could really describe what he had experienced) it's not fun I can tell you that much.
Tori: (thinks) I bet, but tell me more.
Smokey: I'm not sure if a can...
Tori: Oh, come on!
Smokey: (glares) it's a sensitive subject okay?
Tori: (huffs) fine (perks up) now with all the questions are over... (cackles)
Smokey: (backs away slowly) oh, no! Please don't! Not that! NOOOO!
Tori: Yeeeesss! My hell spawn you're feast is ripe for the pickings!
(Both puppies stop playing and look at Smokescreen with evil flashing in their glassy eyes. They mutate into horrid monsters with fangs and claws shining cruelly in the dimly lit lights of the stage. Without warning the hell hounds charge at the orange transformer, said bot is quickly pinned down, making his struggling futile)
Tori: (throws her arm in the air for dramatic effect) feast! My hell spawn feast until you black hearts are content! (Cackles evilly)
(Smokescreen's pleas turn into out right screams as the not so cute puppies start eating at his wiring. Optimus Prime suddenly jumps out from behind the heavy curtain and glares at Tori as she preaches to the ceiling)
Optimus: what have I told you about torturing my men?
Tori: (stops and stares wide eyed at the very pissed off and over protective leader) run my minions, RUN! We must not be caught, we have to abandon the feast!
(both dogs stop and transform back to their cute cuddly puppy forms and bolt out the nearest exit. Smokescreen although weak still manages to squeeze out a vulgar word or two at the demented hostess and her dogs)
Tori: (she runs outside the building and there is nothing around except empty space where a world might be. Hazel and Lucy stop at their masters heels and pants) well sorry about that folks (pants) at least I didn't get arrested this time (waves) bye now until next time! (Puppies bark a good bye and all three warp away)
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Tori: (sighs) and there you go. Again i'm sorry for this chapter's late update. If you havn't figured it out by now, the camoes were my puppies Hazel and Lucy. No they are not hell hounds, thats just me and my demented self. And last but not least, thank you to all the great reviews i've recived. That's all I have to say for now so please leave me a nice shiny review before you go!
