I am 49 going on 50
HOUSE: You wait, little girl, in the conference room
To make my morning coffee.
You wait, little girl, on a bended knee
For me to ask you out…
CAMERON:Ask meeee out.
HOUSE: I am 49 going on 50.
Cameron, you're so naïve.
I told you once – can't say it again -
What do you have up your sleeve?
I am 49 going on 50.
You're way too young for me.
But I'll ask you out when I'm really desperate
Like, maybe when I'm Ninety-three.
Totally unprepared are you
To handle a man like me.
Chase is just the whimpish type.
You two would be so happy!
You need someone closer to your own age
And he's the perfect one.
I am 49 going on 50.
If not, there's always Wilson.
CAMERON:I am thirty going on thirty one -
I most certainly am not naïve!
Sure, Chase and I had sex that one time
But was I glad when I begged him to leave.
I am thirty going on thirty one
Not as innocent as OJ Simpson.
Wilson is too kind, Chase is too whimpy
Maybe I'll try Foreman.
Totally unprepared I am not
To handle a man like you.
I find you sexy, don't ask me why –
I think it's your eyes so blue.
Age makes no difference
Where love is concerned.
You may be 49 going on 50
But you've got a lot to learn!
