I am 49 going on 50

HOUSE: You wait, little girl, in the conference room

To make my morning coffee.

You wait, little girl, on a bended knee

For me to ask you out…

CAMERON:Ask meeee out.

HOUSE: I am 49 going on 50.

Cameron, you're so naïve.

I told you once – can't say it again -

What do you have up your sleeve?

I am 49 going on 50.

You're way too young for me.

But I'll ask you out when I'm really desperate

Like, maybe when I'm Ninety-three.

Totally unprepared are you

To handle a man like me.

Chase is just the whimpish type.

You two would be so happy!

You need someone closer to your own age

And he's the perfect one.

I am 49 going on 50.

If not, there's always Wilson.

CAMERON:I am thirty going on thirty one -

I most certainly am not naïve!

Sure, Chase and I had sex that one time

But was I glad when I begged him to leave.

I am thirty going on thirty one

Not as innocent as OJ Simpson.

Wilson is too kind, Chase is too whimpy

Maybe I'll try Foreman.

Totally unprepared I am not

To handle a man like you.

I find you sexy, don't ask me why –

I think it's your eyes so blue.

Age makes no difference

Where love is concerned.

You may be 49 going on 50

But you've got a lot to learn!