Lonely Doctor (sung to Lonely Goatherd)
HOUSE:At PPTH there was a lonely Doctor
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Snarky was the voice of the lonely Doctor
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Patients admitted hated his guts
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
And those that liked him were completely nuts.
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
TRIPLETS:O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
HOUSE:At least three patients a day had vasculitis
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
WILSON:Two had seizures and four more were lying
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
TRIPLETS:No hookers are free to use as he pleases
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
HOUSE: After many Scotches and three vicodin he sees
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
One little girl in a pale pink coat – WERD!
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
CUDDY:She yodeled back to the lonely Doctor
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
HOUSE:Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What a disaster for a girl and the lonely Doctor
ALL:Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Ummm (ummm) . . .
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee . . .
CUDDY:One little girl in a pale pink coat – WERD!
HOUSE:Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo
CUDDY:Chased in the field that lonely Doctor.
HOUSE:Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
HOUSE:Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm
What a disaster for a girl and the lonely Doctor
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
ALL:Cameron and Chase!
lay dee olay dee lee o . . .. . . yodeling . . .
Soon the duet will become a trio
HOUSE:Lay ee odl lay ee odl-ooooooooooooooo
ALL:Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay
ALL:HOO!
