Lonely Doctor (sung to Lonely Goatherd)

HOUSE:At PPTH there was a lonely Doctor

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

Snarky was the voice of the lonely Doctor

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Patients admitted hated his guts

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

And those that liked him were completely nuts.

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

TRIPLETS:O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay

O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay

HOUSE:At least three patients a day had vasculitis

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

WILSON:Two had seizures and four more were lying

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

TRIPLETS:No hookers are free to use as he pleases

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

HOUSE: After many Scotches and three vicodin he sees

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

One little girl in a pale pink coat – WERD!

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

CUDDY:She yodeled back to the lonely Doctor

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

HOUSE:Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

What a disaster for a girl and the lonely Doctor

ALL:Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Ummm (ummm) . . .

Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)

Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)

Odl lay ee . . .

CUDDY:One little girl in a pale pink coat – WERD!

HOUSE:Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo

CUDDY:Chased in the field that lonely Doctor.

HOUSE:Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

HOUSE:Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm

What a disaster for a girl and the lonely Doctor

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

ALL:Cameron and Chase!

lay dee olay dee lee o . . .. . . yodeling . . .

Soon the duet will become a trio

HOUSE:Lay ee odl lay ee odl-ooooooooooooooo

ALL:Odl lay ee, old lay ee

Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee

Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee

Odl lay odl lay odl lay

ALL:HOO!