To Our Demise
A/N: Omg…Its my first bleach story eva! I've been reading and watching bleach lately and I had the strongest urge to right a fic! Now if anyone watches Naruto, they may be familiar with several of my fics for that. Now I have to move on to another anime, before I seriously get obsessed. Pairings are Ichigo/Rukia, Yuroichi/Soi Fong, Orihime/Tatsuki, Hitsugaya/Matsumoto, and…Well…I can't think of any more, you the readers can decide! Or vote…Yes voting works…Just to warn you the following will not show up in the fic:
Ichimaru Gin
Hinamori
Aizen Sousuke
Toussen
Anyways I know there are some lesbo pairings, but its good, and funny to write! Think about it peoples! XD Matsumoto and Hitsugaya are thought of as a crack pairing am I right? They're so good together…So cute and funny to write oh I'm so excited! EEEEEEEKKKKK!
On with the story!
Wait! I forgot the disclaimer! BLEACH DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!
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"Ahhh!" Ichigo exclaimed, lying in the soft summer grass. He closed his eyes, as the wind blew his orange hair. Rukia, Ishida, Inoue, Sado, Tatsuki, and his sister Karin lay with him. They all sighed in sync, summer vacation had begun.
"So…" Rukia said turning to Ichigo, "What do you humans do on vacation? Us Shinigami usually just hang around…"
"You guys have vacations too!" Inoue asked. Tatsuki turned to Inoue with an innocent face.
"Ah, Orihime-chan, everyone has vacations!" Tatsuki mentioned smiling widely. Yes, she knew all about the Shinigami, can't deal with it, then go away.
"Oh…So even the commander?" she asked to Rukia and Rukia nodded.
"Hrm…" Ishida said pushing up his glasses, he was thinking, if Rukia was here, "So Kuchiki-san, everyone else should be somewhere around here right?"
Sado turned to Rukia, "Ishida should be right."
"Yeah, come to think of it, I haven't seen them…" she closed her eyes as the floor rumbled.
Ichigo got up turning to the side, "Oh kami, don't tell me…"
"ICHIGO-SAN!" Yarichu exclaimed happily, jumping off of Kenpachi's shoulder glomping Ichigo.
"CAN'T FREAKING BREATHE!" he exclaimed trying to yank off the small pink haired girl.
"Oi, Yachiru-san, I have some cookies…" Ishida taunted holding a giant chocolate cookie in his hand.
Yachiru's eyes widened, letting go of Ichigo, he gasped and Yachiru then jumped onto Ishida's arm yanking the cookie nibbling it.
"Glad to see you too Yachiru-san," Ichigo said with sarcasm, rolling his eyes.
"Well Ichigo, what are you lazy bastards doing out here?" Renji then asked.
As if on instinct, Ichigo, Rukia, Tatsuki and Karin stood up and formed a wall around Renji. Growling, they let him see the fire in their eyes and they all, at once punched him in the face, downwards.
"Idiot," they all muttered returning to their spot sitting down, looking at the group before them.
"Ah, so who's here?" Tatsuki asked cracking her knuckles, satisfied with their job on Renji.
"Kenpachi, Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, Ikkaku, Yachiru, Renji, Soi Fong and…" Rukia looked at the group, she smiled, "That seems to be it!"
Ishida pushed up his glasses, turning behind them, "Well, it seems like we have more guests…Should've brought more cookies…"
Sado nodded and Tatsuki shook her head. Inoue smiled, "I always carry some food with me!" she exclaimed holding out a basket filled with loaves of bread and bean paste.
"Oh Orihime-chan, you and you're unusual foods," Tatsuki mentioned and Ichigo nodded.
"But, her food taste real nice," Rukia said smiling and the others smiled.
"OI! FREELOADER-SAMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT HOLE!" Jinta cried out, into the deep hole that Renji was buried in. He smirked holding a bowl of rice in his hands. Ururu poked her two fingers together.
"Ah, Jinta-kun please don't yell," she said and he pulled on her bangs.
"Shut up bangs!" he yelled pulling them even harder.
Urahara separated the two, "Keh, kids…Anyways, hello Ichigo! Hello everyone else! We are free right now for this 'vacation' thing has started and our store is now closed!"
Ichigo looked at his surroundings, a cat, a guy, and the usual two kids, "Where's the big guy?" he asked.
"Oh, he's trying to get over this trauma, so he's cleaning up and keeping himself busy. I swear, he's one strange guy…" Urahara said taking off his hat, "So, what is this I hear about cookies?"
"Kurosaki-kun, since everyone's here, why don't you tell all of us what you were going to say," Orihime suggested and everyone had their eyes on Ichigo.
Ichigo sighed, his eye-brow twitched lightly as he closed his eyes, "Why must you all look at me like that? It's a lot of pressure!"
They all rolled their eyes and Renji, from his hole shouted, "Just spit it out Ichigo!"
"Ugh…" he rubbed his forehead and thought for a moment. Smiling he began to speak, "Ah, now I remember, there's a theme park opening, and I happen to have a lot of free passes…I was going to invite Keigo and some other but since you're all here, I guess we can all go together. Hopefully, I have enough…" he pulled out a package from his pocket and started to count the amount of tickets.
"Oh…Ichigo, why are you counting those sheets of paper?" Rukia asked in wonder and the others tilted their heads.
"They're the tickets you idiot, I'm checking if there was enough…" he smiled widely and everyone looked at him once more.
"Can you please stop it with that!" he growled and they all fell over. This time he rolled his eyes in annoyment and shoved the package into his pocket.
"We can all go tomorrow, for now, I think Karin, Rukia and I are going home for dinner."
Rukia and Karin nodded as Ichigo got up and stretched. The others looked at them and Ichigo raised his arms, "AND NO YOU CAN NOT COME OVER!" he coughed and began to walk away, carrying Ririn in his hands, and Kon on his shoulder.
"Ugh…" Sado began; he picked up Nova and ran for it.
The captains and vice captains and baldy stared at Orihime and Ishida. Jinta, Ururu, Urahara, Renji, Yoruichi who was still in cat form started to walk off. Suddenly Yoruichi turned into her normal self and smiled at Soi Fong. (Yes she was fully clothed)
"Come with us bee, we won't mind you coming also!" Yoruichi waved, closing her eyes allowing her smile to widen.
Soi Fong, who currently was petting the plush kitten in her hand blushed and realized that Yoruichi was calling her. Hiding the plushy behind her back she nodded and ran next to Yoruichi.
Byakuya raised his eyebrow, "Soi Fong acts totally different around Yoruichi-san," he pointed out and Ikkaku nodded along with the others.
"Oh, Byakuya-taichou, where are you staying?" Ikkaku asked and Byakuya shrugged.
"Well anyways, I'm going to go with you Quincy! Ain't that right?" Ikkaku asked, and Ishida sighed.
"Fine, and you Kuchiki-sama are welcome, it is pretty lonely…" he said and led the two to his house.
All that remained was Inoue, who was talking to Tatsuki, Hitsugaya, and Matsumoto. Hitsugaya crossed his arms, a drip of sweat went from the top of his tank top down his arm. Matsumoto smiled at her captain, her outfit consisting of a blue t-shirt and jeans.
"So see you later Tatsuki-chan! Oh wait…come over later! We can have a little sleep over! I'll invite Kuchiki-san, Yoruichi-sama, Soi Fong and Yachiru too!" she then turned to her roomies and smiled widely, "Of course you two will be there, but Hitsugaya-Taichou, you will be the only guy."
Matsumoto laughed lightly and Hitsugaya's eye brows twitched, "Oh…" he said nervously scratching his head, "Can't I just go over to the Quincy's house?" he asked, inside he hoped so.
Matsumoto placed her hand on her captain's shoulder, "Taichou! Come on stay with us it'll be lots of fun!" she then turned her head over to Orihime, "Ugh, what are we going to do anyways?"
"Of course I will prepare snacks, then we can just talk, play truth or dare, and twister would be fun! Tatsuki-chan has a lot of fun games!" Inoue answered, and Hitsugaya's eyes went wide.
"What is this truth or dare?" he asked shaking nervously.
"Well, we sit in a circle and we ask each other truth or dare. Then depending on what you choose, you either have to do something, or you have to answer a question, truthfully," she got up and picked up Cloud, "He's going to play also! He loves the game!"
"Once I transformed into Ichigo and taunted Orihime! That was fun, but it was only her, Tatsuki, and Rukia, now we have a lot of people!"
"Oh…Sounds interesting right Taichou?" Matsumoto asked turning back to her captain, "Taichou?" he was gone.
"Hmph, its his lose I guess," Inoue said shrugging. Matsumoto sighed and the two left to get ready.
A/N: There you have it. I've never ritten any bleach stories…It's hard to put in all of them like that, I'm afraid I missed someone. So request any pairings if you must!
Till next time! Oh and any pre-reading offers?
