Okay, everyone. This is the last one! If anyone has any ideas about another musical let me know and I'll see what I can do:o) Glad everyone liked them!
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Dr. House ( Sung to Maria by the Nuns )
CUDDY:
He's never into work on time and when he does he hides.
He always has to fight with me - I just let him win, and besides-
He does know what he's doing. Although some might disagree
We've been sued three times because of him.
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He's even hit a few patients just to make a point.
I even heard one time that he tried to steal a joint.
I hate to have to say it but I very firmly feel
House is not an asset to the hospital.
CAMERON:
I'd like to say a word in his behalf
House makes me…swoon.
WILSON:
How do you solve a problem like Dr. House?
How can you hide his stash of Vicodin?
Why did she hire a man like House?
I should shoot her right in the head.
STACY:
I know that he's angry for taking away his leg.
But it was my choice and Lisa did agree.
But he won't let us live it down
I feel like such a clown…
How can you give a man back his right leg?
EVERYONE: Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dr. House?
Maybe he could go find another job?
CHASE:
When I'm with him I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
And most times I just feel dumb.
He's as snarky as they come.
CAMERON:
House is gorgeous! I want to have his baby!
CUDDY:
He almost killed a patient
But turns out he found the cure.
He can even balance his red ball on his cane.
CAMERON: He is gentle!
CUDDY: He is wild!
WILSON: He's a riddle!
FOREMAN: He's a child!
CHASE: He's a headache!
CAMERON: He's a god!
VOGLER: He's a PAIN!
EVERYONE: How do you solve a problem like Dr. House?
How can you hide his stash of Vicodin?
What can you use to describe Dr. House?
A sour puss, downright jerk, an ass!
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Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dr. House?
The truth is - we love him just the way he is!
