Word: Gallinipper
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"I'm dying, Derek! It's okay, just leave me here to die. Go on without me, and live a full and happy life."
"It's a mosquito bite, Stiles."
"Shut up; I could have malaria or something. Look at the size of this thing. I'm obviously allergic, and I'm going to die a slow and painful death."
"I'd be okay with that if it was a quiet, slow, and painful death."
"No such luck. This particular gallinipper brings out all of the painful and loudest screams from humans like myself. It's going to take hours for me to die; possibly even days! And you'll be right beside me listening to every word that passes my lips, won't you?"
"Like hell I will; I'm dumping your ass on the side of the road and getting out of town."
"Aww, I thought you loved me?"
"Loved, past tense. No present or future tense when you're being a dick."
Stiles snorts. "I thought you loved my dick too."
"Don't unzip your pants, Stiles!"
"Why not? I'm pretty sure semen helps cure the sting of a mosquito bite. Probably, at least... Eh, it can't hurt more than it already does."
"Oh god, you're serious, aren't you?"
"Well, you're not helping me, so yeah. Damn little bastard had to bite my wanking hand. Hold this for me?"
"Stiles! I'm trying to drive. Put your dick back in your pants before we get pulled over."
"We won't get pulled over; you're a very safe driver. C'mon, I trusted you to keep driving while I gave you a blow job last week."
"I almost crashed into a minivan, Stiles. We're not doing this."
"If you take a left here, we can be at Makeout Point in five minutes."
"It's a lookout; it's not called Makeout Point."
"It could be called Fuck Me Point if you turned down the road."
"Goddammit, Stiles."
"What're you doing?"
"Making a left turn."
"Oh, really?"
"Shut up."
"Okay, but you're going to have to suck the poison out of my hand before we do anything. That mosquito's probably out there laughing at my slow demise."
"You're a dork."
"You love me."
"Yeah, I do. Now will you put your dick away already?"
"Nope. Look at him; he's howling to the moon, just like you do!"
"Oh god, I've changed my mind. I hate you."
Stiles just laughs and proves him wrong.
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End of word challenge.
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