Sakura somehow switches bodies with Kakashi! Oops, wrong button. Oh well. Where am I, and why do I feel like a Sasuke fan girl. Good thing I store one of my books in every room (HOW MUCH MONEY DOES HE HAVE). Ah here it is.

She picks up the book and starts reading.

Kakashi have no name, secretly reads Naruto books under his other book.

It's true, see.

Kakashi shows the true cover. Inunaruto faints. Jeez I hope the Hokage doesn't see me do this. Aha! Finally evidence I can use to get him fired! Inunaruto wakes up. Kakashi have no name, thinks Rock Lee is his hero.

So what if I do?

Gasp He admits it!

NO I DIDN'T! Kakashi have no name, has a secret life no person knows about. NO I DON'T! In his secret life he makes bras. Who the heck does that for a living! Now you know Kakashi have no name, the guy who cheats on the Naruto story line, admires Rock Lee as a hero, has a secret life in which he makes bras for a living and no one knows about it. Pushes button. Sakura leaves in her own body, officially scared for life, after reading kakashi's book.