Arf.
Who let you in here little guy?
Arf.
….Wait! You're a Naruto character aren't you?
Arf? (What's Naruto? Oh, is he that annoying little dropout fox freak?)
It's not much of an interview because I can't understand you. Oh well.
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.
Akamaru, he secretly chewed off the back of Kiba's pants.
Arf! (Hey I only did that once. And he never found out…)
Kiba: My Pants!
Akamaru, he feeds Naruto Kibbles.
Kyubi: I wish
Arf!(So what if I put it in his everyday breakfast!)
Akamaru, he steals stuff and puts it in Kiba's pocketKiba: So that's why girls hit me!
Arf.(And I thought I could sneek out the Nintendo DS..)
Well, I guess you know Akamaru, the Naruto feeding, police wanted, pants chewing, house dog.
Kiba jumps out of nowhere.
Kiba: Akamaru, you have a lot of explaining to do.
Arf!
That's right I've been here the whole time.
(Akamaru mouns as Kiba takes him away)
WELL THAT SUCKED!
