What Himiko Craves

by Ulquiorra9000

Chapter 10: a sweet treat, baby (more, more!)

"Hey, they've got a shrine here, a big one," Eijiro Kirishima said brightly as he and Himiko made their way up Harada's main street. He pointed. "Wanna try a prayer? For our baseball team tomorrow?"

"Whatever you like," Himiko said warmly, her arms wrapped around Ejiro's left arm as the two of them trotted through Harada's busy streets. This place was so lively! There was a certain energy in the air, one that made Himiko feel excited. But how should she play this?

Stay cool, you bad bitch, Himiko reminded herself. This was a rare opportunity to have a real date with a real partner, and try to make something of it. Himiko had a well-earned reputation for humping her way through the entire college back home, but this time, it was her heart that could get laid. All the other couples would show Himiko how it's done with their videos, and with any luck, Himiko would get some inspiration and turn this weekend into something special. Don't fuck it up now!

Their cell phones chimed at the same time.

"Hey, is that the first video?" Eijiro wondered out loud, and he checked his phone with his free hand. It was a video from Katsuki Bakugo... what a good boy! The poor thing was sad and lonely because things weren't working out with that lovely skankwad Setsuna, so the least he could do was... well...

"hi im Camie LOL and we like totally had a thr33some" a gorgeous girl said brightly in the video, giving the peace sign. Holy shit, Katsuki!

"I'm Inasa Yoarashi, and I am so glad to make Katsuki Bakugo's acquaintance and share this wonderful moment with him and my friend," some tough guy with intense eyes added. He and Bakugo lay on either side of that Camie girl on a bed in the video.

Bakugo looked directly into his phone's camera and pointed at it. "In your face, Deku! That sexy jackpot has my name written all over it! Himiko, that money's as good as mine! See ya, suckers!" Then the video ended.

Eijiro doubled over in laugher. "You're shitting me! He went and got into a threesome with two total strangers? Even in my favorite prono DVD, it ain't that easy!"

Himiko was also fighting back tears of laughter. "G-good for him," she choked out. "I once fucked him back into shape, and now, he got two more people to do it for me! Oh, I'm so proud of that boy." She held on tighter to Eijiro's arm.

"So, uh... this raises the stakes a little," Eijiro said tensely, pocketing his phone. "I didn't think we were gonna turn this trip into a sexy vacation! I thought we were would just share pictures of eating ice cream together, or buying matching outfits, or somethin' like that."

"Mmmmmmmm... you're so tame, Eijiro," Himiko said fondly. "So innocent. So ready to be cracked wide open."

Eijiro winced. "I'm not a walnut."

Himiko licked her lips. "But you're tough and tasty like one. It gives a girl ideas..."

Eijiro made a nervous laugh. "Do tell."

"Let's just get to that shrine. C'mon..." Himiko sped up and dragged Eijiro along, and they reached the short line of tourists there. Himiko's heart was already racing as exciting possibilities flooded her mind. She wanted just one lovely date with a nice guy like Eijiro... but as Eijiro pointed out, the stakes were raised! It was a whole new game, and Himiko was a seasoned veteran. She and Eijiro had something special... why not add a little more...?

They reached the shrine and clapped their hands twice in prayer, and Himiko cracked open one eye to peek at her date as he made an intense look of concentration during his own prayer. Darn it, he looked so cute that way, so determined to be manly and cool... his confidence was intoxicating!

Okay, so, I'll pray for our team's victory tomorrow, Himiko thought as she made her prayer. And I pray that I find true happiness and stay true to myself. I know what I want!

It was time to show Eijiro another tourist destination here in Harada...

"So what did you pray for?" Eijiro asked as Himiko led him back to the main street. "Oh, don't mind me. I shouldn't ask."

Himiko smiled widely and held Eijiro's head in her hands, leaning closer so their noses almost touched. "You don't have to ask, hon. I'll show you."

Eijiro looked more than a little excited as Himiko flagged down a taxi and gave an address.

"What... oh, no way," Eijiro blurted out when they arrived at... the Swan Deluxe Love Hotel! And it's open for business! Mwah!

Himiko giggled and patted Eijiro's head. Damn, his hair was pointy. "Did you know that Harada is home to Nagano's best-rated love hotel, Eijiro? I've been here a few times on vacation. I can vouch for it." She traced her finger down her date's chest, her finger lingering near his belt buckle.

Eijiro went as red as his dyed hair, and he motioned frantically. "Whoa whoa, I don't know if I'm ready for... I mean... what would my mom think?"

"You can call me mommy, if that makes you feel better," Himiko purred, leaning closer to Eijiro and taking hold of his shirt collar. "Go ahead. Say it."

Eijiro swallowed. "Um..."

"Eijiro." Himiko leaned in even closer, right up to the boy's ear. "This isn't a prank. I really do like you, and I want to share a special day with you. Please, won't you let me express myself the best way I know how? I don't want to lose this wonderful moment."

"Himiko, I..." Eijiro's eyes widened. "Do you really mean that? I mean, we haven't been dating long, and..."

"Hey. I'm just as nervous as you, sugar," Himiko admitted, gripping Eijiro's shoulder with her hand. Her heart pounded in her chest. "I can fuck anyone I like. But I want something more with you. Come on, give a girl what she wants? And I know you want me..."

For once, Himiko wasn't giving someone the girlfriend experience as foreplay. She wanted to be the girlfriend experience. If only Momo and Tenya could see her now! They'd be cheering her on with those funny foam fingers and all!

Eijiro was still red in the face, but his expression softened as he gently took hold of Himiko's hand. "I do like you, Himiko. I just wasn't sure... well... how far this was gonna go. Aren't we still making this up as we go along?"

"Let's discover our true feelings together," Himiko breathed in Eijiro's ear, and normally, she'd laugh her butt off at someone who talked that way and meant it. Now, if anyone laughed at her, they'd be in for an ass-kicking! This is what Himiko had craved for so long!

Eijiro beamed and motioned to the hotel. "Show me the way, my lady."

*o*o*o*o*

Himiko paid for a two-hour session once they entered the Swan Deluxe Love Hotel's lobby, then escorted Eijiro into the hotel's best room. "Here we are!" Himiko declared, throwing her arms wide as the two of them beheld the suite. "So fancy!" She stepped inside and twirled around to take it all in.

"Hey, this place is like a club," Eijiro commented, looking around at the decor, which included sexy jazz music in hidden speakers, moody but erotic lighting, black, pink, and silver surfaces, and of course, a huge, heart-shaped bed in the room's middle. The place even had an electric fireplace, a leather couch with a polished wooden table, and a minifridge. And, of course, no windows.

Himiko giggled, clasping her hands behind her back. "How about? Are you feeling... romantic?" She was dying to hear the answer.

Eijiro went pink and grinned. "Are you?"

"I -" Himiko's words got caught in her throat, and she clapped her hands to her cheeks. Eeeeek! Was she feeling amorous? It was so easy to just invite Neito or Hanta or Pony to her apartment for a casual fuck, or tease everyone else about their love lives. But this time, Himiko's heart would be laid bare, and she didn't know if she was ready, or if Eijiro was ready, or what all this meant for either of them!

Shit, shit, shit! Himiko tried not to panic, distracting herself by wandering the room to find something to play with. What would the oh-so-wise Momo and Tenya say if they were here now? Or that married broad Ochaco Midoriya and her hornier-than-thou attitude? Romance was porn for the heart, and this time, Himiko was the one getting squeamish.

"Well, I, for one, am getting in the mood," Eijiro said like a good sport, unbuttoning his shirt to show off his killer abs and rock-solid pecs. Looking good! "I thought I'd never get to visit a love hotel with a beautiful girl, but here I am! Thanks so much for this, Himiko. It's going to be a special day for both of us." He went a shade redder.

"Y-yeah... I know, right?" Himiko squeaked from halfway across the room, still holding her face in her hands. Ugh, Eijiro was such a sweetheart, and his words stirred her heart, like... oh, fuck the analogies. Eijiro was the perfect boyfriend, and Himiko had no idea how to be a real girlfriend. I... I don't deserve him. I'm a twisted lunatic who's just pretending. I can't...

"Hey, you all right?" Eijiro walked over to join Himiko at the far wall, a look of concern crossing his face.

Himiko smiled nervously out of habit. "I-I'm fine, Eijiro, it's just... do you really want me? Like, for realsies?"

"For realsies! Yeah, of course!" Eijiro beamed with those shark teeth of his. "I'm having a lot of fun dating you, Himiko, and it was great getting to know you a little better. You're a really good friend, you know that? I meant it when I said you get an unfairly bad rap. People should get a chance to see the real you. The real you whom I like."

I'd like to see the real me, too! Himiko just kept making that nervous smile, her heart pounding as this sweet boy offered something she wasn't sure she deserved. Since when did her life have this kind of dumb drama, anyway? Save it for the soap operas so Izuku's mom can watch them! Well, Melissa did warn her that diving deep into the dating game could involve challenges that would test Himiko's character, and her resolve, too. It was easy talking people into bed... and it was hard (heh) making a real human connection along the way.

"So, Himiko..." Eijiro tentatively reached forward and gently lifted Himiko's chin with his fingers. "Do you want me? I mean, you invited me all the way out here..." His voice trailed off seductively.

Himiko gave herself a few seconds to stare at this shirtless stud who accepted her for who she was, no matter how screwed up and insecure she was. The next step was so obvious, she wanted to laugh at herself.

Get some, girl.

"Mmmmmmm..." Himiko transferred her hands to Eijiro's head instead and brought his face closer to hers, savoring the musky, strong taste of his lips as she kissed him. Himiko didn't have much experience with boyfriend-girlfriend kissing, as opposed to raw foreplay kissing, but this style had some extra flavor to it. Something Himiko's palate craved so badly.

"Oh, hell yeah..." Eijiro breathed as he returned the favor, taking hold of Himiko's waist with his warm, strong hands (it was cool having a tough boyfriend!). Himiko felt Eijiro guiding her across the room and toward that heart-shaped bed, and she actually felt herself trembling with excitement. This was no ordinary shag session; it was something new! Himiko almost felt like she was starting her sex life all over again, and that was saying a lot. Her list of carnal lovers was longer than her arm, counting the fingers!

"Damn, you're so beautiful..." Eijiro breathed as he tenderly took off Himiko's top, revealing her frilly white bra, clearly savoring the sight of her perky melons on full display.

Himiko giggled again. "You're such a flatterer."

"Hey, it's true, ain't it?"

"I'm used to really dirty talk. Say you wanna fuck me into the mattress like the skanky freak I am."

"I wanna..." Eijiro paused for just a split second. "Show you how much I cherish you." Then he turned Himiko around and flopped her onto the bed on her back, and Himiko let out a yelp of surprise.

"Wh-what's this? Are you gonna be rough or gentle? Make up your mind," Himiko teased him, her heart beating even harder now, her spine tingling with anticipation. Mmmmmm, Eijiro was taking charge as a slick lover, and Himiko couldn't get enough of it. Not even Melissa's fierce lovemaking was quite like this.

"I'll just give you what you want," Eijiro said smoothly, climbing onto the bed to join her, undoing his belt buckle the entire time. "Don't you want some, baby?"
Himiko moaned with joy and let her head loll to the side. She felt weak, ready to give in to whatever Eijiro had in store for her. "Fuck me senseless..."

Eijiro finally got those pants off, and then he took hold of Himiko's jean shorts, slipping them down her legs and tossing them onto the nearby couch. Next, he tenderly ran his hands along Himiko's smooth, bare legs, no doubt savoring every square millimeter of her body. Eijiro had a look of lusty concentration on his face as he eased his hands up Himiko's legs, then ran them along the curve of her hips and waist, higher and higher...

"Ooooooh, you bad boy," Himiko sighed as Eijiro's hands cupped themselves on her breasts, and she clearly saw Eijiro's eight-inch monster get fully erect from the sensation. Whew, he was packing a beast down there! And without the benefit of that delicious Hardening quirk of his!

"Aaaaahhhh...!" Himiko gasped with pleasure as Eijiro kept running his hands all along her body, unspoken desire ringing out with each touch. Himiko was positively quivering, feeling herself starting to sweat as her body got warm and her lady parts started lubing up. She had never wanted someone as badly as she wanted Eijiro right now. Just how did he get her so excited like this?

Genuine desire, that's how. Was it... was it lov -?

"Gonna get this off," Eijiro muttered excitedly to himself, unclasping Himiko's bra (it hooked up at the front) and slipping it off. He then took hold of Himiko's naked breasts, toying with her bare, perky nipples as he went. He sighed with pleasure, and Himiko mirrored him. This was the best...!

"Lick 'em," Himiko moaned, and Eijiro complied at once. He lovingly ran his tongue along Himiko's right nipple, getting it slick with his saliva, and then he did the same to her left, and back to the right again. Eijiro gently took hold of Himiko's right breast with his hand to make it bulge up a bit more, then lowered his entire mouth onto the upright nipple and started suckin' on it, nice and good. Himiko gasped with delight, throwing her head back as Eijiro kept up the pleasant pressure on her flesh. This motherfucker could suck like a Hoover!

"Ahhh... baby..." Himiko groaned pleasantly as Eijiro switched to the left breast to keep things even. Himiko scuffed at the expensive bedsheets with her bare feet, her body trembling even harder with pleasure, her brain flooding with feel-good hormones. Goddamn, she wanted to wrap her arms tight around Eijiro and press his warm, sweaty flesh against hers so they would never be apart again. On impulse, she told him that.

"Are you nice and wet down there?" he asked excitedly.

In response, Himiko seized Eijiro's wrist and guided it to her damp pussy, and Eijiro's eyes widened with glee.

"I'm goin' in, babe," he told her breathlessly. "Let me ravish you..."

Himiko groaned with joy as Eijiro got Himiko's legs wide apart, then got himself into position while holding his magnificent phallus with his left hand. Eijiro lowered himself onto his date missionary style, holding her close like a lover as his mighty rod pressed right up against Himiko's clit. This was it...!

"AAAAHHHH! EIJIRO... BABY...!" Himiko wailed, squirming in pleasure as Eijiro's steely dick punched right into her, going so deep it might as well be digging for buried gold. Eijiro's rhythm and pacing were perfect, allowing both of them to savor every nanosecond of the carnal experience they shared right there on that heart-shaped bed. Himiko had had some fine fuck sessions before, like that time recently with Mirio Togata, but this was different. She lost all sense of time or place as she and Eijiro became intertwined, and Himiko could have sworn that her heart, her very soul, was boldly opened just as wide as her legs. She didn't like corny poetry shit like that, but she couldn't help it this time. It was everything she wanted, and a little more...!

"Ahhh... ahhh... gonna... come... can't hold it back!" Eijiro grunted, and Himiko wailed with ecstasy as she felt Eijiro tense up and deliver his hot, sweet load into her, his mighty cock throbbing inside her. Jesus fuck, that felt incredible! This love hotel room was worth ten billion yen! Nagano prefecture's hidden treasure...!

Himiko didn't want it to end. She wanted so fucking badly to stay intertwined with Eijiro forever in that timeless experience, but Eijiro had clearly hit his limit, and he had to slowly and carefully pull out of Himiko and cool off a bit. He flopped onto the bed next to her (there was plenty of room) and draped an arm across his forehead as he stared at the ceiling.

"Sorry," Eijiro blurted out. "I should have lasted longer. But you... whew... were just my second-ever partner. I admit it, I don't have much practice."

Himiko felt like she was in ten places at once, and it took her a moment for her hazy mind to coordinate with her weary arms and clasp Eijiro's hand in hers. "No, no, dearest Eijiro. I wanna thank you for making me feel... so gosh darn alive. I haven't had a partner like you before. You're..."

Words failed her. She had conveyed the message with her body, and hopefully, Eijiro had gotten the message. Honestly, Himiko wasn't sure she could tell herself the message. Just what were these wonderful feelings that made her feel like a carefree cloud without a worry in the world? A very horny cloud...

Eijiro chuckled. "You're thanking me? This was all your idea, Himiko, and I'm so glad you decided to share your weekend with me. You're a really awesome girl. I'm one lucky dude, to have you by my side."

Himiko rolled over and wrapped her arms around her meaty partner, holding him close. She couldn't stand the idea of being apart from him for even a second. "Yeah. Lucky..."

The remaining time on the room rental went by way too fast. At least Himiko and Eijiro found the time to record a short video of themselves and add it to the group chat. But who cares if Bakugo won the contest and claimed the 32,000 yen pot? Himiko didn't have her mind on pocket change...

*o*o*o*o*

"Rikido, baby, those cupcake samples were soooo yummy! It was a carnival for the tastebuds!" Toru Hagakure cheered as she and her boyfriend cruised down Harada's downtown streets.

Rikido beamed. "I thought so too. I mean, my professional opinion was that the banana cream ones had a tad too much sodium and the frosting color was a bit off, but otherwise..."

He felt Toru bump a bust on his chest. "Oh, look at you, Mr. master chef," Toru joked. "Just don't roast them too hard on Yelper!"

Rikido laughed. "Relax, their reputation will be spared my wrath. Honestly, I felt a little inspired by that last bakery. The way they displayed their cakes and gingerbread... it was brilliant. I think I could borrow a few ideas from them."

"Only if I get first dibs on your next batch of cakes," Toru insisted. "Gimme!"

Rikido laughed again. "You're my first and best customer, Toru. I should write that on Yelper." A taxi cruised past.

"Aw, thanks, Rikido!"

As usual, Rikido couldn't see his girlfriend's face, but he was positive that she was beaming from ear to ear, with laugher in her sparkling eyes. Toru had long since learned, she explained, to express herself more with dancing, and right now she was cheerily singing and dancing her way down the street. It was just so darn cute! Toru was always the happiest girl on Earth.

"Hey, hey, look! Let's get some fresh air at the park," Toru said. "Up ahead, to the right. Come with me!"

She led Rikido to the Fresh Arbor park, a small but cozy place in the middle of Harada's downtown. The trees were in full bloom and the flowerbeds were swaying in the breeze, while happy folks wandered around or walked their dogs. A group of friends was playing catch with a baseball. What an idyllic scene!

"Who do you think is gonna win tomorrow's baseball game?" Toru asked yet again as she and Rikido toured the park on its gravel path. "I'm betting 3,000 yen on our team winning by at least two points! I've seen Mirio at practice. He's gonna score double-digit points, just you watch! It won't even take five innings to win!"

"I'd bet that too, but pocket money is a bit tight," Rikido said casually. "So, if our team wins, I'll bake a batch of cupcakes for them all to celebrate! And if they lose, I'll bake them a batch of consolation cupcakes instead."

"So it's the same either way," Toru teased him. "Where's your imagination, Rikido?"

"The condolence cupcakes will have black icing and skull decorations."

Toru burst out laughing. "Oh, you're so mean, Rikido. But Fumikage and Reiki would eat 'em all. They're such weirdos."

Rikido chuckled. "They have their own pattern, that's all..."

They spent another ten minutes walking along, falling into a comfortable silence, before Toru wrapped her arms around Rikido's and leaned against him. "I have a good feeling about this semester, Rikido," she said fondly. "Everything's just right: Izuku and Ochaco are married, Himiko is exploring her love life for real, Melissa is doing great, and here we are, taking a spontaneous vacation to a cozy city to watch a lovely baseball game tomorrow. I couldn't ask for more."

Rikido found Toru's head and gently patted it, savoring the soft feeling of her silky hair. "I know, babe. What a time to be alive! I'm grateful for all the wonderful things we have."

"Yeah," Toru purred. Uh-oh, Rikido knew that tone! "And I'm kinda buzzed on all those cupcakes and gingerbread. I really wanna burn some energy before we head back to the hotel tonight. I'm in a mood to get frisky..." She actually bit Rikido's arm.

Oh, snap! Rikido jolted at the sensation, his heart suddenly hammering in his chest, his nerves tingling as his dick twitched. Toru randomly got super horny, and when she was in a good mood, that went double! They wouldn't make it back to the hotel in time. Toru needed the goods now. And as Rikido looked around this lovely park on a perfect day on vacation with great friends... he decided that he owed them both a spontaneous treat.

I need to burn some sugar, too! Fuck my quirk!

Rikido made a crafty smile as he let Toru eagerly guide him to a copse of trees, far away from the path, hiding in the undergrowth for privacy. Shit yeah, they were gonna get wild in mother nature itself, and no one can stop them! This was so wrong, which also made it totally right. Rikido needed to let loose with his wicked side once in a while, and have some real fun. He needed this thrill.

"Get down, baby," Toru ordered her man, giving him a playful shove. Rikido eagerly ripped off his shirt Hulk-style and lay right on his back, hands folded behind his head like a model. Toru yanked off her own top and unclasped her bra, and Rikido watched as the floating bra suddenly flung itself to the side. Toru's levitating miniskirt lowered itself right onto him, and Rikido felt her settle on his crotch.

"Say you want me, baby," Toru purred. "I'm sweet like sugar, a forbidden treat. Tell me you wanna devour me!"

"I want you so fucking bad, babe," Rikido panted with glee as Toru undid his belt buckle. This wasn't the first time, but it was so sexily weird to see his belt unbuckle itself and slip out of the loops. His zipper unzipped itself, and Toru yanked down Rikido jeans and boxers enough to let his nine-inch kraken pop into the open.

Toru squealed with joy. "I think you're a centimeter bigger this time, Rikido! Did you cheat and use your quirk?"
"What? I'd never!" Rikido said in a mock hurt tone. "I'm all natural, my sweet. Need me to prove it?" He wiggled a bit, letting his pole wave back and forth.

"Gimme..." Toru breathed, and she seized Rikido's boner with her hand and started working it like a pro, squeezing just right for maximum effect. Rikido gasped and tensed up, amazed at how far Toru's technique had come. She couldn't show off her tits or ass to get a boyfriend aroused, so she compensated with sheer touch, and it always fucking worked. Rikido kept grunting with pleasure as Toru jerked his meat, running her hand expertly up and down the shaft. Her other hand played with his ballsack, and holy cow, it felt so good.

"Now it's time to return the favor," Toru said after another minute of working Rikido's cock. "Hold still, lover boy!"

Rikido knew what was coming. Toru got up, slid off her lacy pink panties, and got into position right over his face. Rikido grunted even louder with pleasure as Toru sat on him, grinding her damp, soft pussy all over his face, using his nose as a mini-dildo. Toru gasped and panted with lust, her body trembling as she went. Rikido felt her getting sweaty with excitement, and he reached up to grab hold of her breasts. By now, he was a pro at estimating where they were, and bulls-eye, he got two handfuls of the goods.

"B-baby... ahhhhh!" Toru wailed as Rikido caressed Toru's small, perky breasts in his huge hands, using a tender touch that only he, the gentle giant, could pull off. Rikido was at least twice Toru's size and had ten times her strength, but in the bedroom (or park), he had the perfect touch, handling his dearest Toru like a delicate, priceless treasure. Which she was, mind you!

"Mmmmmm... mmmmmmmmm~!" Toru moaned as she rocked even faster on Rikido's face, while Rikido ran his hands up and down Toru's sides, savoring the sweet curves under his fingertips. He slapped her right hip for fun, then the left, and Toru positively wailed with pleasure.

"You ready for the main course?" Rikido said, his voice muffled a bit by Toru's lady parts. Toru eagerly sprang off his face, discarded her skirt, then got into position (based on the sounds). Rikido held his cock upright with his left hand, and he bared his teeth and grunted yet again as he felt his girlfriend ease herself down onto it, piledriver style. Rikido started thrusting gently and smoothly, watching as his monster member seemingly vanished into thin air. He was too big to fit all the way in Toru; he could only make it halfway, but his sheer girth, and his sweet words, made up for it.

"Ah! Rikido! You're so fucking... biiiiigggg!" Toru howled, bouncing up and down even faster on his mighty shaft. "Fuck me all day long! Make me feel aliiiiiive~!"

"Toru... baby...!" Rikido panted. He was about halfway to the climax, and he didn't dare rush it now! He wanted to savor his sweet Toru like a fine chocolate tart, or a berry and cream crepe! Dessert and sex went hand in hand, if you knew what you were doing.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

"Oh, shit!" Toru suddenly got off Rikido, and Rikido awkwardly got to his feet and beheld two Harada city cops approaching them, a look of incredulous disapproval on their faces. One of them actually had his fists on his hips.

"H-hey there, fellas," Rikido said with forced cheer, covering his man-parts with his discarded shirt. "I was just... my clothes got dirty, so I had to take 'em off and check for... ticks... you know?"

Please don't let them notice Toru! Run, Toru!

One of the cops shook his head. "You've gotta be kiddin' me. I could hear you both from a mile away with my enhanced-hearing quirk. Apparently, your girlfriend thinks you're really big, pal."

"Wh-who? I came here alone. What girlfriend?" Rikido tried to play dumb.

The other cop pointed. "I have a heat-vision quirk. I can see you standing right there, missy! You're folding your arms."

"Aw, shit!" Toru cursed. "Seriously?"

The first cop made a cocky grin. "Every Harada police team has at least one sensory-type quirk on hand. Together, we can catch any wrongdoer, even if they're invisible."

The second cop narrowed his eyes. "I can see you flipping me off, missy. You're in deep enough trouble as it is."

"Hmph!" Toru pouted.

Rikido felt his joy draining away like water in a colander after cooking pasta. Okay, enough cooking analogies for now! "So, uh... we're really sorry, and..." he started.

The first cop, the one with good ears, motioned. "Get your clothes back on, and come with us. Don't even think about running away. Time to pay a visit to the station."

Toru groaned. "Our vacation is ruined!"

Rikido offered his hand. "I'm sorry, babe. I'll bake something really nice for you when we get back home, okay?"

"Yay! Thanks, Rikido!"

Rikido felt Toru hug him, and he hugged her back. "I love you so much."

"I love you, too!"

"And I'd love it," Mr. heat-vision said grouchily, "if you put your pants on, bud. Your girlfriend likes your nine inches, but I don't."

Rikido winced and grabbed his boxers. Oh man, what a disaster! He hoped Izuku, Denki, and the others didn't ever find out. He had a reputation for being a good boy. Now wasn't the time to ruin it!

Oh, who am I kidding? Rikido thought fondly as he got his jeans back on and Toru slipped on her underwear. We're all dirty freaks on the inside. It'll always show, sooner or later! No regrets!