Chapter2-Glory Bound
God it took me awile, but here is Chapter 2. Thanks for the support yall!
Hours later, Yayap and the elite arrived at the big. No Humongous room that the
prophets always held their meetings in. Yayap stared at the vast decorated room with
the puple walls."Wow! Big!"Yayap thought to himself. The elite walked with him down
the long red carpet. Yayap was slightly terrified by the elites who were wearing a strange
hat that went off in many directions. Yayap was about to ask about the strange hats
when the elite told him that those elites were honor gaurds. That they are the protecters
of the prophets."Oh..."said Yayap as he nodded in understandment. Yayap and the elite
finly got to the prophets."What is the meaning of this interuption."said Truth."Sorry for
interupting your meeting."said the elite in a loyal voice. As the elite was about to continue
Yayap overheard Truth wispering to Regret,"Hide the porn!"The elite continued to
speak, but Yayap couldn't stop staring at Mercey who was trying to block a peice of
paper Truth was giving to Regret. Yayap didn't think much of it so he decided it wasan't
important. He didn't even no what porn was much less had seen it. Although he had
heard of it before and that it was one of the best things on the Covenant planet. Yayap
caught back on to what the elite was saying. Moments passed as the prophets started to
look very doubtfully yet thoughtfully at Yayap. Yayap stared back nervously. Then a
white screen suddenly filled the room. Yayap jumped as the screen flikered on and he
saw him self figuring out how to activate the gernade he threw. Yayap stood there frozen
for a second."That really me?"he asked the elite next to him. The elite looked down at
Yayap with his four lipped mouth wide open. Then he staightend up and nodded. Yayap
looked at the screen and saw himself shake the gernade."Wow! Camera does add 10
pounds!"Yayap said silently to himself. When the tape ended everyone stared in
amazment at Yayap. Yayap didn't notice. He was to frightend by the thought that since
he killed the demon, all the humans would be after him. Yayap jumped at the though,
"but it didn't matter. Did it? We have the construct and the information."Yayap thought to
himself. Suddenly Mercey grabbed his shoulder."Ingenious!"he said loudly. Yayap
jumped as he heard this."How did you know the demon was behind you?"Mercy
continued. Just as Yayap was about to squeel and run away an elite yelled something
out."He must have seen the demons reflectin in the gernade!"the elite said.Yayap stoped
what he was about to do and acted quickly."Yes."he said in a nervous squeel."Uhh
hehe...Ya Ya me see demon in gernade then use reflexes to kill demon. Never knew
what hit him."said Yayap in hopes that everyone would buy the story. They did."This
event"said Mercy in a proud voice."Yayap you must be promoted. NO!!! Honored!
Yayap you are the bravest soldiar we prophets have ever laid our big over-sized eyes
upon, we are stunned on how you outwitted every covnenant ever born. This event that
millions have died trying to accomplish, some in groups some alone. All have failed, but
you measly little low class grunt who killed the demon on your first day, alone when
others have died trying to kill the demon while it kept bipassed all our traps, troops,
ships, ghosts, banshees, wrathes, Dropships, Phantoms, Hunters, Elites, Grunt, less
worthier than you alone, and lets not even think about the Jakles, Brutes, and
Drones!!!"said Truth in an asstoundant voice. Yayap was speechless, he thought about
running off and soiling himself, but he didn't. Instead he didn't. Somthing stopped him. He
felt brave and strong. Regret pulled up in his hovering aircraft."Parden Truth."he said
calmly."He tends to get alittle jumpy in situations like this. What he was trying to tell you
is that now that the demon is dead we now have the construct and all its information, and
in turn we have the coordinates to earth."Regret said loudly as all the elites in the room
cheered loudly. Regret calmed them down. Yayap was feeling better now that everyone
seemed that he had accomplish some sort of Covenant miricle, but mostly because Truth
was gone. Then Regret turned around and called for Mercy, but Yayap saw noone come
out. Regret turned on a light and went into the dark behind him. Moments passed and
then Yayap jumeped as he heard Regret yell at the top of his lungs. All the honor gaurds
couldn't resist running up and listening to Regret yell."Damnit Mercey why are you naked
in the bed reveiwing porn again when your suppose to be out here telling our savior
Yayap about the blood shedding war with the guns and the dieing and the stuff like that!
Now get dressed and get out here!!!"yelled Regret loudly."War?! Bloodshed?! Stuff?!
Oh Shit!"thought Yayap. Then Mercy walked out, but all Yayap could do was laugh his
mini-sized ass off, but then he got scared and shut up when Mercey got to him."
"Yayap."Mercey said calmly."You act so playful, but yet so smart and dangerous. Now
the humans think that you're the demon, ha who would have thought."Mercey
chuckled."Yayap look behind you and your army awaits."said Mercey proudly. Yayap
turned and almost fainted as he saw a window open and a humongous fleet of Covenant
forces. Yayap turned around and saw a pod rise from the floor and open up. Their was
grunt sized armor in it."This armor."stated Mercy."Just came in from Armor R' Us. It's
for the special grunt of our choise, and that grunt is you Yayap. You will lead the
Covenant army to earth and conquer the human race!"Mercey stated loudly as all the
Covenant cheered loudly. Yayap fainted, all of this was too sudden. He was just a grunt.
How the hell was he going to accomplish all this when all he did was accidently killed the
demon by throwing a gernade behind his back. Yayap knew, this was going to be the
worste time of his life.
