YAY FINALY PART 2! Well here you are the next part to a good chapter!11111

Disclaimer:we own the kids Ryan and Danny but evrything else we dont own...wish we did tho...

ok first off this one is 2wice as long as the first part and hopefully 2wice as funny but not to worry we still have a big storyline in place and as you may have noticed we moved the rating up well that is because we wanted to say the f word at least 1nce so here you go enjoy!

and one more thing...Should we add a narator at the end of the next chapter?If we did it would be one of those english screw up narrators like you here on cartoons please R&R on this so we can deside.

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"A grunt sir..."replyed a marine with a grim face as he tried to shake the idea that the master cheif had actually fallen to a grunt.

"A WHAT!"Shouted the Commanding officer"...you're dissmissed Johnson..."

Johnson walked out the door and stopped as he thought he heard the CO cry. He couldn't beleive it himself and that armor the grunt was wearing not even a head shot could kill that bastard while he wore that thing.
He looked up and siged. He'd kill that bastared if it was the last thing he would do.

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"Uhhhhh...where...where am I?Who wha...!Cortana!said John in a daze.

"You ok cheif?"asked Cortana

"Huh? Ok? If I know where I am ill be ok."said the Cheif.

The Cheif got up and looked around and saw Cortana.

"Cortana!"said the Cheif surprised.

"Yeah I know I think I look better in skin like you Chief."said Cortana.

John almost lost it but instead he fell backwards but to his surprise landed on a pile of pillows.

"What the hell? Cortana where are we why are we here and", John looked down at himself and up at Cortana and stared in confusion and disbelife," AND WHY ARE WE NAKED?"

Just then clothes apeared on them both. They were "civilian" clothes to him and he hated civilian clothes but these were expensive looking and had the logo Abercrombi and Fitch on it. It was the same for Cortana.

John was confused and just pissed off he had no idea what was happening and why he was where ever he was.

"...Where the fucks my armor?"asked the cheif.

"Um cheif I do't think thats the most of your problems..."said Cortana.

"Then what is."asked the Cheif anoyed.

"We arn't on Earth and for that fact we arn't even in the Univeres."explained Cortana

"Then where the hell are we?"asked John

"Cheif I think we're in heaven."said Cortana quietly.

LAST TIME MEANWHILE

I-I don't belong here. I shouldn't. It was all a lie, a fib, an unworthy choice! Me? Against humans? hah! WHA! NOO, NOOO (guns firing)

"Do you know if he's alright?" asked Zamamee.

"Yes, he's ok he's just dreaming."stated a medic.

"Uhh wha? who?"said Yayap in a daze.

"Yayap!"Yelled Zamamee

"Zamamee?"Yayap asked?

"Yayap wake up we have a war to win!"said Zamamee

"No,no I can't!"yelled Yayap.

Yayap ran, but didn't know where to go. He ran from avoiding covanant troops. Tsumatsu yelled at him to stop but Yayap didn't listen he just ran from ally to ally looking for a place to hide. He finally stoped figguring noone could have folloed him with his enhanced speed. Yayap looked forward and saw an enemy base and humans swarmed all over it. He let out a loud yelp and attracted two guards over to him. Yayap curled up and heard the guards talking via the software that enabled him to understand there weird and confusing language. He heard them talking and laughing at him and making up jokes. Yayap stood there thinking they wouldn't fire.

"Hey check it out mate."one marine said."I've seen orange, red, green, but this, oh man this is uncalled for I mean what kind of armor is that?"

"Hey maby he's dedicated to kill us all.HAHAHAHA!"laughed one marine.

Yayap was furious and without noticing he grabed his fuel rod gun and was about to pull the triger when he tripped on his foot and fired a wild shot which hit the ammo and fuel supply which were conveniantly located next to each other. They both exploded and desimated the entire base humans and all. The marines in front of him were pissed they grabbed ther guns and fired clip after clip of bullets at Yayap, but all the bullets did were bounce off. The marines freaked out and ran while shouting "DEMON GRUNT". Yayap stood there and noticed he had soiled himself. That was when Zamamee showed up.

"Yayap what ha-"Zamamee started to say when he saw the black debris that was the human base.

"That was a lucky shot..."said Tsumatsu

Zamamee looked down at Yayap in disbeleife and gave a smile. The hunters came from behind and lifted Yayap into the air and carried him back to the base.

"That was pure genius!"said Zamamee."Tricking us into thinking you had lost your mind and running into a human base and blowing up its fuel and weapon suply! GENIUS!"

Yayap couldn't tell him what really happend, but he really didn't care. All that mattered to him was that he was alive and probably going to get a huge celebration for what he did. And once again he thought that maby things wern't going to be so hard after all, but he was very wrong again. And Yayap would soon learn that this was going to be a fight to forget

:We lied once more Meanwhile:

Ryan and Danny were only 13 years old they had the same brthday but not the same family. They sat quietly behind an energy wall watching grunts and jackles walk by. Occasionably they would growl at them, but they just fliped them off and laughed as they curiously looked at them obviously ingnorant to the fact the flipping a person off was an insult. THey laughed evrytime they did that.

"I wonder if they know what we like to eat..."said Danny while looking at a grunt.

"Hmph screw that I've got some candy bars that we stole from that gas station."said Ryan.

They looked at a grunt and motioned it to come over. Danny helkd out a candy bar.

"Hey numnuts you want this then let us out"said Danny

"Hmmm I'll let humans go if you give all your food."Said the grunt quietly.

Danny looked at Ryan and Ryan motioned him to give it to him. The grunt lowered the sheild and took the candy and thats when Danny pulled a hose out of the grunts mask. Methane went evrywhere and the grunt fell to the ground gaging and eventually died. Danny took the mask and suit and started to put it on.

"DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING A GRUNT WAS WEARING THAT!"Yelled Ryan.

"Yah? So?"said Danny

"Dude its been on that things mouth and body I mean NASTY!"said Ryan.

"Its either this or get killed trying to escape without a disquise."said Danny

"I see your point..., But were are we gunna get me a suit?"said Ryan.

"The same way I got mine."said Danny as he pointed at a grunt that was facing away from them.

Ryan approached it and stabed it in the head with his pocket knife. Nothing spewed out but it was still nasty to him. Ryan put on the suit and immediatly gaged as pure Methane poured into his lungs. He ripped the mask off.

"Holy shit that stuff tastes bad how the hell do those grunts stand that stuff!"yelled Ryan

"Stop whining and empty the tank lik I did dumbass."replied Danny.

They stepped out into the open trying there best to walk like the clumsy little aliens that once housed their suits, but little did they know they were being watched and that there escape plan would be alot harder to pull off. They waldled on ahead unaware of the danger that lie ahead.