Muahahahahahahahaaaaaa hack Now the moment thingy you've all been...uhhh...oh ya! WAITING...(whats my line?)...Oh yah...FOR!...! Chapter 5 is our most brilleint and funniest chapter we hope. At least till chapter 6 haha. In this chapter...well you'll have to read to find out haha. Ohya a note to the reader:For 3 weeks there will be no new updates but we will be writing 10 chapters YES 10 F-ING CHAPTERS and we are gunnaadd them on JULY 4th! and don't worry it will be as funny as ever...even better. You should see the stuff me and my bro came up with HAHA XD. By the way we will be writing a new story on the side so you all should check that out too. Oh and to the fans(if we have any)(and if we do please notify us heheh)we are very sorry for making you all wait for chapter 4 so long we had alot on our hands so sorry . and now after that said the grunt that killed the demon chapter 5!ENJOY!

DISCLAIMER:HAHA WE STILL OWN THE KIDS DANNY AND RYAN BUT EVRYTHING ELSE RELATED TO HALO OR ITS CREATORS WE DONT OWN HAHA ;; wish we did tho...

Temporary Covenant Base (New Jersey) 12:00am Zamamee looked at the night sky and listened to the distant sounds of war. He never thought much of it, but he kind of liked Earth, but it would never be as beautiful as his home planet. He shook the thought of home. He had to concentrate on the war. After that party and the strange beverage the humans called beer he felt sick and disoriented. His vision was impaired too. That's when he remembered about the captured humans. He forgot all about them. Ever since Yayap had made that brilliant move on destroying the human base he was distracted by the celebration. He went to the holding cells and noticed that the humans were gone. He looked at the guard who was sleeping.

"What the hell happened here why weren't you awake the prisoners escaped!"shouted Zamamee.

"Me don't know me just get here!"said the grunt nervously. Zamamee grunted and walked off.

He wouldn't need the humans anyway. He would just discise two grunts as humans. It would work he was sure of it. He sat down in a chair and desided that he would commence the plan 12 units from now. He got up and headed to Yayap's "tent". He peeked inside and sudenly felt a horible sensation. He stumbled backwards and kneeled over and hurled his breakfast, lunch, dinner, and beer. His vision started to blur and before he knew it he passed out at the front of Yayap's "tent". He dremt of the days as a kid on his homeworld, but then he sundenly noticed he was nacked and having a nightmare. He couldn't wake up.

:Meanwhile:

The Master chief could not believe what he just heard. He had failed his mission. And Earth was doomed.

"So we're dead..."sighed the chief.

"Not exactly I think we might be able to get back to Earth. I don't know how but this place seems unstable and we might be able to rip a hole into slipspace and if we can gain enough acceleration we can get back to Earth, but that would require a strong magnetic field and a stabalizer to keep the hole open."said Cortana

"So we're screwed..."sighed the chief.

Just then the Chief noticed something. He stoped thinking and smiled. It was his "family". The SPARTANS.

:Meanwhile:

Danny and Ryan were almoast out of the Covenant base. Considering it was New Jersey. They couldn't wait till they could take off the grunt suits. They also couldn't wait till they could get away from the base. That's when they were spotted by a pair of grunts.

"Oh shit what now?"said Ryan quietly.

"Talk like them and act like dumbass!"said Danny.

"What you doing here!"asked one grunt.

"Are you here for the separation?"ask the other grunt.

"Separation?"asked Ryan in a grunt like voice.

"We get tired of fighting so we going to escape to new world!"said the grunt.

"Yes we here for that."replied Ryan.

Danny pulled Ryan back and asked the grunt to wait for a second.

"What the hell are you doing!"said Danny.

"Getting us an easy ride out of here we could have these grunts think we're on there side then take their ship and get the hell out of here!"said Ryan.

Danny smiled and he and Ryan went back to the grunts.

"How we help?"they both said in a grunt-like voice.

Covenant Base (New Jersey) 1:00pm

Yayap woke up and felt like shit. He had a head ake and felt sick as ever. This was the second day he had ever woke up in a bed and not a methane tube. He thought that that might be the reson, but then again it could have been that weird beverage that the humans drank called beer. He got up and walked outside and tripped over Zamamee who was oddly enough, passed out on the floor. Yayap stared at him and kicked him lightly. Zamamee's eyes opened widly and he stood up as fast as he could, and then fell on his ass.

"Whats wrong with you? You look like shit."said Yayap.

"It was that human drink!"said Zamamee angrily.

He wasn't feeling good he had a head ake and a long day ahead. He still had to plan out his trap and have it ready in 1 unit ago.

"Yayap we must set a trap for the humans it will give us an advantage for when we take over there next city."stated Zamamee with a vengful smile.

Yayap had heard of Zamamee's plans and how insane and risky they were. He was having second thoughts,but then Tsumatsu broke in.

"Why don't you let him go on with his plan after all it's not like you have anything better."said Tsumatsu.

"What do you mean?"asked Yayap.

"I've been reading your thoughts and so far I'm not impressed. You lied lied to not only your superiors but also the prophets. A penalty punishable by death! You arn't an honor grunt you're just a filthy lier! I want in."said Tsumatsu smugly.

"HUH? Your not gunna tell the prophets?said yayap quietly so that noone could hear.

"Hell no this is too intresting I want to see if you can kill off this godforsaken planet and not get killed your-self killed at the same time."said Tsumatsu

Yayap was completely speachless. He turned to Zamamee.

"Go set up the trap. After all we do have a war to win."said Yayap smartly.

"Thank you Yayap."said Zamamee humbly.

Yayap had no idea what had made him say a sentence as cool as that, maby it was the suit or maby it was that he had lost his mind. He had no idea and didn't care. All that mattered was that he was going to kick some human ass.

:Meanwhile:

Sargent Johnson took aim at Yayap with a rocket launcher while 30 other marines took aim with sniper rifles and one with laser to guide a 40 megaton warhead at Yayaps face.

"Wait till I fire."said Johnson Johnson took careful aim at Yayap.

"This is for the Master Chief you son of a bitch."said Johnson coldly.

He pulled the trigger as did all the other 30 marines. And unknowing to Yayap he was about to either dodge or die.