The Grunt that killed the Demon Chapter 7:In your Face

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Ok I'm not making you wait anymore today is the day of no slaking off!...zzzzzzz!Oh sorry I was up all night bringing you entertainment :P. Anyway since you all seem to love my story like you love a reletionship or friend I thought i might bring you all something diffrent called The Grunt Who Died Trying. Just kidding. Ok here you people go! Also check out my CatDog Fanfic "Cancelled". Now for those of you who took the time to read this with out further advertising. The Grunt That Killed The Demon:Capter 7 In Your Face.

BTW im starting with Yayap if you have a problem with that then tough!

Yayap stood tall or as tall as he could on the top of the tallest structure and even though he hated hights he didn't mind it this time. He felt as if he could take on anything. He looked back at Zamamee who seemed lost in thought on the other side of the building.

"Tsumatsu?"said Yayap.

"Yes? You need something?"said Tsumatsu.

"Why do I always get so lucky?"asked Yayap.

"I try not to process that information because it might kill my circuts."said Tsumatsu calmly.

Yayap let that peice of "useful" information settle in his head. Yayap stared out into the distance and noticed a small trail of clouds growing longer and longer over the horizon.

"Um. Yayap you need to see this."said Tsumatsu solomnly.

But it didn't matter Yayap saw it and knew what it was, but he couldn't move. He was petrified as he pissed himself and slunk down as his eye twitched. Zamamee came over and immediately knew it was over and did the same thing.

"Yayap it was an honor serving you..." said Zamamee quietly.

The object aproached at lightning speed. There was a bright flash.

Meanwhile...

"Oh my god..." said Johnson quietly.

"Holy shit!" said a marine.

"Impossible!" said another marine as he fell back in his seat.

There in the screen they all saw it. The missle had bounced off the grunts head and kept going the same direction into space.

Meanwhile...

Yayap stood there eyes wider than they could ever be as his head had ben moved to the side no more than an inch as a result of the deadly missle bouncing off his head. Yayap stood there staring off into the distance. Zamamee looked down at Yayap like he was a god. They both stood there staring. A group of covenant wariors came up through the buildings roof door and stoped to stare at there savior. Everyone stood where they were staring.

Meanwhile...

Ryan stood at the controls typing in slipspace coordinates now to go off in 30 minutes. He had tied up all the grunts and won there trust again as there leader after a short arm wrestle with there leader. Danny had woken up with no memory of the stupid thing he had done. Ryan knew that he sometimes forgot he knew how to read covenant, but he also knew that a wack to the head brought it back to him. Danny was outside the control room playing some dumb covenant game where you toss a ball at each others side of there wall until either the ball breaks or someone gets tiered which none of which ever happened. Suddenly an alarm went off and something wizzed by the radar. A huge flashed over took the room and a ball of fire was seen through a consol.

"What the fuck was that!"said Ryan out loud.

The com crackeled and a man spoke.

"Agent 118 we-

"I said don't call me that! Asshole!" said Ryan angrily.

"Ryan, sorry, we have a problem, the missle that was suppose to his the grunt missed." said the man.

"WHAT! That's impposible!"said Ryan loudly.

Danny ran in the room with his eyes wide.

"THE GRUNT DID WHAT!"

Meanwhile...

John sat on a cloud waiting for an idea to come to him. He needed to get a way to create a hole to escape into slipspace. Thats when he saw an Elite talking with a grunt. He had an idea.

John got up and walked over to the Elite and punched him in the face. The Elite steped backwards involentarily from the punch and fell over. The now pissed of alien got up and he and the Spartan began to fight. Sudenly all the other SPARTANS began to fight with other Covenant forms. Suddenly UNSC Ships and Covenant Ships began to show up and start melting each other.

"117 What the hell are you doing!" exclaimed Keys.

"I have a plan do you see those two marines?" said John.

Sure enough two marines where being slaughtered and guted, but they wern't dieing.

"Noone can die here. If we can create a large enough distubance in this place maby we can open a dimentional portal. At least thats what Cortana pointed out."

"I see. Ok then let's kick ass!" said Keys as he enthusiasticly kicked a grunt hard in the balls as it shot him in this face with a plasma rifle. Of course it didn't efect him and the nut shot did'nt effect the grunt. And indeed everyone in Heaven was in fact trying there hardest to kill each other sencelessly.

Meanwhile...

Yayap and the entire Covenant army under his control all drunk happily and ate like there mothers had finally stoped cooking bad food. Yayap now understood the meaning of fear and now knew that he was up to the job he was forced to have. In a way he felt he had luckily lived up to the responcibility of being commander of an army. But in the not so far away outer atmosphere a dark shadow was comming for him. And this time Yayap will have to face the blunt truth that luck isn't something that loves to stay with a person for a long time.

Notes: And that's the gist of it. If you didn't like it it's probably because your an idiot and I'm up all night writing this. Also don't forget to check out my newest story "Cancelled...". It's a CatDog Fanfic.