Ok Now I'm making another chapter. I under stand that Yayap died on Halo in the first book please take a note that I DONT GIVE A SHIT. Use your imagination. I read all 3 books and played both games. I'm not some backwater dumbass that doesn't know what he's doing. And for all of you that just absolutely HATE my writing i will revise everything and spell check for those of you grammer hawks sometime before cristmas preferably on the 14th this fanfics Birthday. But for those of you who don't complain and read just for entertainment. THANK YOU FOR BEING NICE TO ME.
And now for what you people have been waiting 17 hours 53 minutes and 29 seconds for.

The Grunt That Killed The Demon Chapter 8:Oh shit...

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Ryan waited patiently as the ship reaproached Earth. It would take another 30 minutes, but if that missle didn't hit him he was sure as hell that 36 Plasma Cannons all fired in one place would certainly do the job. The UNSC had actualy gave him permission to destroy the grunt, but he intended on taking him and his base (New Jersey) out with him. Danny walked in with a bunch of paper. He had been filling out insurence forms and legal stuff so the military wouldn't get sued. Ryan thought that was the biggest load of crap in the world. But it did give them something to do in the mean time.

"Only 200 more copies then I'm done." said Danny as he set down the ungodly stack of papers.

"Almost there only 30 minutes left." said Ryan.

Outside there was nothing. The Earth forces and Covenant forces had nulled each other out. The only people left fighting were on the Earth. And so far they were both hitting each other like two sisters over a new dress.

"Hey Ryan you think you can get a cam goin on the bow of the ship?" asked Danny.

"Yea, why?" asked Ryan.

"I want to see the dumb scared look on that grunts face when we ram him." said Danny.

Ryan shuddered at the word ram.

"What?" said Ryan angrily.

"You didn't know? We are ordered to ram this ship right into the precise spot that the grunt is at or will be. Either way we are on a set course." said Danny as he began to slow down at those last words.

"Oh shit..." said Danny slowly.

Ryan put his hands to his face and picked up a com. He began to bark orders over it in the grunts language.

"Attention! Does anyone know if this piece of junk has escape pods on it or do you like to self destruct like you always do!"

Seconds went by and Ryan heard a grunt reply over the com.

"Yes we have about 79 escape pods enough for us all." said the grunt over the com.

Ryan looked back at Danny.

"Tell them to get ready to evacuate we've been betrayed too many times by our own kind and this cuts it. If those UNSC assheads can't decide on if we are with them or against them then we'll just have to leave." siad Ryan angrily.

"But what about the ship, it took forever to get to this stage of our plan!" said Danny angrily.

"Danny I know your angry. But pouting won't do anything. It never kept UNSC from kidnapping us after they found out about our gift." said Ryan.

Danny nodded and knew that his brother had a plan.

They left the control room and went off to help the grunts get to the escape pods. Ryan set a cam on the bow to record and stream data to their escape pod. They wern't going to miss this no matter what.

"Only 15 minutes till bye bye." laughed Ryan.

Meanwhile...

John fought on and on and on. He lost track of time what seemed days ago. Fighting outside his armor was odd to him, but he adapted quickly. He wasn't seeing any change in his surroundings other than that every casualty in the human covenant war was fighting each other again. There! He saw it. Barly but he saw it. Over by the grunt getting a weggy bya marine he saw a small flash of light. He continued to fight on now knowing his plan was working. He smiled as he saw Cortana off in the distance having fun with her first gun.

"Hahaha It's alot more fun when your actually killing them!" she said happily.

John smiled more as he grabbed an Elite and threw him into the ground.

Meanwhile...

Yayap woke up. His face hurt badly. He at that moment remembered what had happened the day before. He got up and walked outside his "tent". Zamamee was outside looking at the sun rise. Yayap went up next to him and watched with him.

"This place reminds me vaguely of my homeworld" said Zamamee.

Yayap looked at him breifly. And turned around to get some sweet circular fluffy objects that humans refered to as donuts. He looked up and saw a cloud that looked like the one of there ships. He didn't pay any attention to it. He grabed a box of donots and sat down to eat. They were so sweet and good. He looked up at the cloud again. it seemed to be getting bigger...And brighter. He still ignored it. He continued to eat. He heard a distant sound of thunder, but it never died down. It just kept getting louder. He looked up again and his puny mind comfirmed that it wasn't a cloud. It was, infact, a Covenant ship. And in the fact that it was a Covenant ship, it wasn't showing any signs in stopping, or even trying to stop. Yayap's pupils went large. He just stared.

There was a loud boom and then nothing.

Meanwhile...

"Bout fucking time."said Ryan.

He shifted the newly found covenant ship away from facign where the other ship had hit. He engaged the slipspaces drive and disapeard into the emptiness in space.

The End?

For those of you fans who wanted a 40 Megaton surprise to go off and where very pissed off that it didn't consider this your surprise.

Spoiler: FUCK NO THIS IS NOT THE ENDNEW CHAPTER ON SATERDAY! ANYTHING THAT COULD HAPPEN WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS TO :P keep reading and for godsake keep replying! thank you my fans!