Ok this is gunna get weird...Those of you who hate this fanfic. Why the hell are you reading it? And now the thing I wrote.
Disclaimer: Blah Blah Blah Dont own Microsfot and Bungie anything affiliated must i really repete myself? WE OWN RYAN AND DANNY. and also a note on that if you would like to use these characters in a fanfic of your own just email me for permission.
Note: This one isn't going to be as funny I think well I'm not sure I'm feeling sick today so um my brain is kinda acting weird.
John stood in the ships deck as it zipped to Reach. He couldn't wait to see everyone again. This time he wouldn't lose them. He thought of the grunt that had killed him. He was hoping to whatever was left of heaven that he would be thar. He thought in delight on how he would slowly tear off the grunts sexual organs and feed them to him. He began to daydream of the grunt choking on his own...Whatever , and bleeding through the ears as he-
"117" said a marine. "Your needed in cryo."
He nodded and walked out the door. Maby he could dream of what he would do. He laughed his way to the cryo chamber.
Meanwhile...
Yayap noticed something. He felt something in his mind go, like it had been gone. He then knew what it was. It was his AI. Tsumatsu was missing. And he realized why. Dispite a Covenant S class Destroyer hit him in the face it only left a dent in his armor. The dent was where Tsumatsu was located. He didn't really care. Tsumatsu knew his secret and now she was gone. It then struck him as odd that he had dissolved away from the blast and his armor didn't. He put the thought aside and went over to Zamamee who was informing his army that Earth was now their second stronghold. He saw lots of Covenant ships in the sky above. He counted over 300 from his veiw. There was no telling how many where around the solar system now that all the destroyed ones were back. Zamamee walked over to him and gave him something. It was large and it looked like what the marines where using on there vehicles except he was holding it.
"I made this for you. I modified it to shoot plasma and if the humans we captured are correct. It should fire 300 rounds a minute." he said thoughtfuly.
"What was it modified from?" asked Yayap curiously.
"It was modified from what the humans call a chain gun." said Zamamee.
Yayap noticed the long chain of modfied plasma capsules. He took aim at a building and fired. He was forced back from the power of the gun as the 20 story building came crashing down.
"Wow, I never expected it to be so powerful!" said Zamamee in surprise. "Should I fix it for you?"
Yayap smiled.
"No it's perfect." said Yayap as he pointed it toward another building.
He was overjoyed. He knew that the Demon wouldn't stand a chance against him now. He oulled the trigger and fired.
Meanwhile...
Deep in the center of the universe there was a flash, followed by zillions of others at the same time. It happened every minute. But every minute the flash would grow. A hole would open and noone could stop it. An imbalence in reality causing nothingness to unfold. Another flash and the portals grew larger.
Meanwhile...
Ryan and Danny landed on a strange planet. Barren and empty. They were only there because the grunts claimed that they got there food from that planet. Ryan was having a hard time seeing what they could possibly be eating except for rocks and soot. The grunts were over a hill collecting whatever they ate and Danny was behind Ryan thinking. Ryan went to him.
"What are you doing?" asked Ryan.
Danny looked at him and smiled.
"I had an idea." said Danny.
"What?" asked Ryan.
"Let's kill the prophets!" said Danny enthusiasticly.
Ryan was about to beat the shit out of Danny for thinking of wasting his time by killing three old ass aliens, but he considered the idea. He had nothing else to do. And he always wanted to throw over and empire.
"Danny this might be the best fucking idea you'e ever had." said Ryan.
"What idea?" said Danny.
Ryan punched him in the face knocking him out. He dragged him back to the ship and set coordinates for the Covenant homeworld base thing that he had seen before on one of the ships recorded screenings. The grunts walked back with some sort of mushrooms. Ryan activated the cordinates and disapeared in slipspace.
Meanwhile...(random task yes, logic, no, fun, yes)
Johnson sat in a cave and prayed. It had been 3 days now since there full scale attack and now there where covenant swarming the planet. His men sat behind him readying there weapons. He got up and looked outside the cave and saw 8 Wraiths, 10 Banshees, and 30 Elites 100 yards away. He went back in the cave and had an idea.
"Men it's time we had ourselves some fun!" barked Johnson.
He went over to a Warthog and put a CD in the data slot. loud heavy mettal played and boomed out the cave. He then set the radio frequencies to the covenants frequencies and the music stoped. He saw off in the distance the elites holding there heads in pain and the occupants of theWraiths jump out of their cockpits and the Banshee Fliers jump out of there cockpits as well.
"Men! Take your shot!" said Johnson as 30 sniper rifles went off.
All the Elites fell to the ground dead and Johnson and his men rushed out of the cave to grab the vehicles. They were going to survive and not one Covenant son of a bitch was going to get in their way. Not even that lucky bitch Yayap.
There you go. Sorry if it wasn't as expected. Got the borring stuff through though. I've been forced to write on 4 diffrent computers due to people making me go visit familly so sometimes when people have useless stuff on there computer it bugs me and... you don't care. (email if you want my life story :P)
anyway ill have the next chapter up near the end of thanksgiving holidays so keep reading and ill have my writing sanity back when im back at my own compter.
