Yo this will probalbly be the last chapter for a month. The situation is that if I make good grades I get to go home on the weekends. During which time i will be working hard at getting chapters on and then playing video games the rest o the week. As Im extremely pissed at my parents for messing with my life I wont be spending much or any time with them or my family untill they get the picture. Anyway it's 4:00am here and im going to finish this because you all have motivated me to write alot. thankies:P I made a forum for this story please feel free to post wutever and ass for rules well... just dont do anything u might regret. U may post any ideas and they will most likely show up in the story. (killing yayap is hard work :P) I'm working on another fanfic called the master cheif gets schooled. But more about that on the next chapter.

Disclaimer: We do not own anything affiliated with Halo microsoft or bungie.
Ryan and Danny are mine though.

Your in for the most random thing. This is my longest chapter by the way...

Johnson bashed the side of the cell as he cursed at himself for getting caught.

"I cannot fucking beleive this." cursed Johnson.

He looked out at the other cell which had his men inside. Then he got an idea. Johnson moved toward the bars in the cell. He stuck his head through the bars and was about to shout for help when an Elite walked in and opened the cell. Johnson moved his head away. The Elite pushed a gun in his face.

"Come with me." said the elite.

Johnson followed or was pushed toward their destination. He looked back at the elite and waved his hand in discust.

"God damn why the fuck does everyone of you covenant bastards have breath like a fucking onion garden in a dead whale!" stated Johnson.

The elite stoped. He looked like he was having trouble pronouncing the words.

"Why do you humans smell like that of a dead grunt?" stated the elite.

"Maby because you covenant son of a bitches decided to attack one of our ships 60 years ago. If that had never happend you would never had to go near a human!" stated Johnson.

The elite ignored him and pushed him on while trying to think exactlywhy they had attaked. Then he remembered. It was 120 Earth years ago. A new planet had been sighted and so they monitored it and tudied it for some time. After seeing how confusing their planet was the prophets got tired of trying to understand the piles o reserch bought to them daily and decided to wage war on them so they could not have to read all those papers. Now that he thought of it. It seemed like the biggest waste of centient life ever.

They arived at their destination. Johnson looked around and saw nothing.

"Down here human." said a high pitched voice.

Johnson looked down and almost jumped. It was that god damn grunt Yayap.

"It's you! Your the son of a bitch that killed the cheif!" shouted Johnson in anger.

"Ya ya what are you going to do about it human!" stated Yayap.

Yayap pushed a button as Johnsons feet were binded to the floor. He turned toward Johnson and began to intterogate him.

"Why are you and your men still on this planet?" demanded Yayap.

"That's none of your damn bussiness." said Johnson.

"If that's how you feel." said Yayap.

He pressed a button and sent a surge of electricity through Johnsons body.

"I'll never talk you son of a bitch!" shouted Johnson as he spit on Yayap.

"You human scum!" shouted Yayap as he slapped Johnson.

Johnson stared in rage at Yayap.

"Oh you just didn't! You son of a bitch!" shouted Johnson as he broke free of the bindings and slaped Yayap.

Yayap looked at him in surprise and slaped him back. Johnson slaped again as did Yayap. Johnson yelled and threw Yayap through the door, Yayap got up and charged at Johnson biting him in the leg. Johnson punched Yayap in the face as Yayap hit Johnson in the balls. Johnson doubled over and Yayap jumped on his back and hit him in the back of the head. Johnson ripped him off and threw him on the ground and stomped on his chest. Yayap went cold. An elite jumped on Johnson and knocked him out. Yayap came to and got up. He stared down at Johnson.

"I've got an idea."said Yayap.

Yayap asked the elite to bring Zamamee here. Zamamee came in and looked at Yayap.

"Put this human and all his companions on a disabled ship toward the middle of the ocean to the east." said Yayap

Zamamee picked up Johnson and hauled him off. Yayap told Zarmec and Zarmez to go get the captives and subdue them. Yayap walked off and threw up. He couldn't beleive he just succesfully interogated someone without passing out. He remembered the last time he interogated a human, he had... he pushed the thought aside. Suddenly an Elite came running toward Yayap.

"Yayap the prophets!" shouted the Elite.

"What about them." said Yayap

"Theye're in danger the home base has been breached and the defences arn't holding! Our ships are attacking it for some reason!" shouted the Elite.

Yayap looked away and dismissed the Elite. What the fuck was he going to do. If he left Earth the humans would take over. And if he didn't do anything the covenant army would think that he was betraying them. He thought for a moment. Then he got an idea. He headed for a covenat cruiser.

Meanwhile...

Ryan and Danny and 50 grunts burst in the main hall shooing anything that moved. Ryan turned around a corner and shot an Elite in the face and watched as its face melted away in the flash of plasma light. Danny stood behind him shooting jackles in the face with a sniper rifle. All the grunts had needlers and fuel rod guns. A grunt turned the corner and melted a Hunters face with a fuel rod gun. Ryan threw away his plasma rifle and exchanged it for the dead elites plasma rifle. He unholstered a shotgun he had recovered and shot a hunter in the spine. He ran on with Danny and the grunts behind him. They ran down a long corridor and found the Prophets. Then suddenly hundreds of Hunters, elites, and jackles surrounded them with their weapons charged. Ryan stoped as Danny pissed his ponts. All the grunts hudled around them.

"Why are you here!" said Truth.

"Who are you and what have you come for!" shouted Mercy.

Ryan steped forward and smirked.

"We've come to kill you 3." said Ryan.

"We shall see about that."said Regret as he ordered the army surounding them to fire.

Time slowed as hundreds of plasma shots and blasts hurdled toward their targets. Ryan ran but it was very slow. Time just wouldn't allow their escape. Suddenly Danny saw that weird purple flash of light. It appeared quickly above them and it disapered as quickly with all the plasma shots. Ryan saw this and didn't care what had happened. He threw 3 smoke bombs on the ground and he and Danny and the grunts subdued the prophets and ran like hell carrying their unconsious bodies. They quicly arived at their ship and took off into the blackness of space. Ryan turned around and looked out the window as the covenant home base exploded. Suddenly the purple light appeared and it and the base and the explosion disapeared.

"What the fuck was that!" said Ryan in shock.

"I don't know..." said Danny quietly.

They drifted into slipstream space as they continued to watch the blackness that was the covenant base.

Meanwhile...

Yayap heard the news and wasn't ready to do anything about it. The prophets had been taken hostage and the Covenant Base was destroyed. What was more was that it was destroyed by 2 humans and 50 grunts. He would deal with them later if he found them. Now he just needed a new plan. His other one was to remotly control some of the ships to go to the base and fight, but theres no use in that now. Zamamee walked over to Yayap.

"What plan do you have for us?" asked Zamamee.

Yayap thought for a moment.

"We will go after the kidnappers once we receive a message from them until then we wait." said Yayap.

"And what if they dont answer?" said Zamamee solmly.

"I don't know..." said Yayap.

He and Zamamee looked up toward the sky...waiting.

Meanwhile...(sorry if i dont get military positions right i could never follow up on that stuff.)

John waited pateintly in the confrence room waitng for the spartans to show up. Reach was just a beutiful as it was before, but he wasn't intrested in beuty, just revenge. The spartans all walked in and sat down as comander Keys walked in.

"Welcome back to reality spartans. I'm prety surprised myself that we all made it back to life somehow. But enough of that." said commander Keys. "As we all know Earth is under covenant grasp. And is under the command of a small grunt named Yayap. We are to wipe this grunt out and regain control over the planet starting witht the Uninted States. Now for our teams. 117 will lead a team of 10 to capture the grunt and the rest of you will regain control over the main bases." said Keys.

"About the grunt sir..." said John.

"What about him" said Keys.

"With all due respect I would like to take care of the grunts punishment myself." stated John.

"Negative 117 we cannot afford to lose this grunt yet. it has information we need." said Keys.

"WHAT! Why! THAT LITTLE BITCH COULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING IT KILLED ME ON ACCIDENT!" shouted John.

"True, but it may have vital information that it learned while in command."said Keys.

John grunted and sat down.

"Your still going to torture that grunt arn't you." said Cortana.

"Yes and I'm going to make it very very slow." said John.

John waited out the rest of the breifing and couldn't keep running over and over how he would make the grunt pay.

Meanwhile...

Johnson awoke in a daze. He couldn't see anything. It was bitch black. He heard the ocean. Then felt the motion of waves. He ran and hit a wall. He was traped. He thought for a moment. Was he underwater or above. He couldn't figure it out. He felt the walls around him and found a crack. He felt it it seemed rusted and brittle. He backed up and gave it a hard kick. Light shown through and he could see that his men were with him. They woke up and saw him.

"What the hell where are we?" said a marine.

"Help me out and we'll find out." said Johnson.

He and the marines pulled at the crack until they could all fit through. They all crawled out the crack and found them self on the deck of a freighter ship. Johnson looked around and saw nothing but ocean.

"Marines we've been stranded find out if the ship has any gas or if it can run at all." said Johnson

5 minutes passed and a marine aproached Johnson.

"Sir the whole ships diabled. There's no engine no power and only a weeks worth of food." said the Marine grimly.

Johnson thought for a moment. The ship was drifting no dobt so it would hit land soon anyway. As for the food they would have to probable start to have to dive for fish. He stared out into the ocean for awhile. They would make it. He and his men where the best. They would all make it...Somehow.

There you go I am workin on a new chapter immediatly after this one so I don't leave you hanging it's going to be a wild ride next chapter haha so keep reading. Will Yayap get a plan? Will Ryan and Danny kill the prophets as planned or do they have something else in mind? Will John kill Yayap? Will the Earth be saved? Will Johnson and his men survive? And what was that purple light and why does it keep appearing? And what are Ryan and Danny planning on doing now that they have the prophets? You'll probably find out next chapter. I promise it'll be the best you've ever read. maby. I'll make sure it's up before I go for a month. Keep reading! Dont forgetwe have a forum up so post ur ideas or sumthing. I really dont know how to work one but ill find out soon. :P