Wassup It's time now for another chapter before I leave for a month. I will be hard at work for you all who read this. I've thought about it and fanmail would be cool if you want to tell me something you can't post. But remember I won't reply until later. I'd set up a bot, but thats stupid and I want to personally answer you people. So send away! I'll take any Ideas or fan art you can give. Who knows it might end up on my site. I'll be setting something up on tripod.om or something. Enjoy!

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One week later...

Johnson stood at the deck of the ship they had eaten all the perishables they had and now they had enough food to last for maby one more week if they saved their food as they had been for awhile. It wasn't all bad actually they had been heading east for a week and the weather had been fairly clear. Some of the men seemed to have seen "something" out in the ocean following them. They had made countless dives in an attempt to find out what it was. But they found nothing. Maby it was just a whale ar a dolphin. A marine aproached Johnson.

"Sir we're getting ready to have another party do you want to join us?" asked the marine.

The marines had kept busy and entertained by making music from beating cans and pots and wood and dancing to the beat. It was starting to sound really good too. Johnson nodded and walked over to join in the fun. He started dancing like crazy as the marines cheered him on. Then suddenly there was a huge splash. Johnson looked out to the sea to see what the hell made that huge splash. He spotted a shadow figure rising out of the water. It was huge. The water rose to 70 feet. as his eyes met with the face of a monster.

"Oh my god it's the Locke Ness Monster!" shouted a marine.

The beast was huge. Its head alone was the size of a small apartment. The beast looked at Johnson and roared loudly. It had huge teeth and it's breath smelled like rotting fish.

"Holy Shit!" shouted Johnson. "Everyone get back!"

The monster pulled it's head back and rammed te ship. Everyone stumbled and fell as the ship rocked. The monster began to move toward the bow of the ship.

"What is it doing now?" asked a marine.

"Hell if I know." said another marine.

The monster started to push down on the bow with its fore fins as it laid its head down with it's mouth wide open.

"Every grab on to something!"shouted Johnson.

The ship began to tilt up slowly steeper and steeper. Johnson looked down in fear as he saw the monsters open mouth. He held on to a bar for dear life. The monster began to rock the boat violently hoping to score an easy meal. A marine slipped and fell. He screamed as he dug his fingernails into the wood trying to hold on, but it was useless. The boat rocked and the marine was pushed off the deck and fell into the monsters mouth as it swallowed the marine. It continued to rock the boat still. The boat began to crack as the weight of the boat snaped its self. The boat snaped in two and began to sink quickly. The monster backed off and dived underwater.

Everyone I want you to all jump otherwise the ship will take us with it!" shouted Johnson.

"Are you insane! THAT MONSTER WILL EAT US JUST LIKE IT DID TO FRANK!" shouted a marine.

"Then I would advise that you swim fast!" shouted Johnson

Johnson jumped into the water as did the marines. They all huddled together in the water waiting.

"Oh my god! Something brushed against my leg!" shouted a marine.

"Calm down! Swim over here." said Johnson.

Sudenly the water bagan to make waves as the monster dove upward with its mouth open as it caught 8 marines in its mouth. It looked down at the rest of the marines and swallowed the marines it had. It dove down with its mouth open again. Johnson and his men swam away quickly, but the monster got 10 more marines as it disapered underwater again.

"Holy shit we're all going to die!" shouted a marine.

Johnson slaped him.

"Quiet soldier we're gunna make it. Keep swimming if it tries to dive go under water." said Johnson.

They all swam like hell. They swam for miles nonstop. Then there was hope. Just over the horizon they all saw it. Land. They swam faster. Suddenly the water began to rise. The monster was back. It opened its mouth and chased them all. They swam faster than ever before.

"Come on men don't give up on me now! We're only half a mile from land! Swim!" shouted Johnson.

The monster dove under and came up mouth open it had taken the remaining marines. Johnson looked behind him and saw in horror as his men were taken in the beasts mouth and swallowed. He could almost here them screeming on the way down. A cold rush came over Johnson as he swam faster than any man had ever swam before. His heart was pounding. His lungs aked. But he would not give up. The monster was gaining on him. There was only 500 feet left to go. He swam even faster. The monster was now 2 feet behind him. He swam on. Only 100 feet. A shodowed loomed over him and he ooked up noticing that he was almost inside the monsters mouth. 50 Feet. The monster started to close its mouth. 20. He was almost there. Johnson saw the teeth closing around him. Everything went black as the monster had closed its mouth and swallowed Johnson.

Meanwhile...

John was getting anxious as he could see the sun. They had come out of slipspace and were now heading toward Earth. The plan was that they would hide the ship behind the moon and do insertion from there while the fleet took out the covenant shps in orbit. John had aready prepared himself with a hand gun and battle rifle a knife and some flares. Of course none of this was for combat. One could only think of what they were really for. He paced back and fourth. He could almost smell that grunt. He was going to enjoy it suffering.

Meanwhile...

Yayap awoke in a sweat. He felt omething in his gut. Something that was comming. He then noticed he had wet his bed. He walked outside and watched the sunset. He felt like throwing up. The feeling he had was way too weird. Maby it was just what he ate. He sat down with Zamamee and ate breakfast. Then he heard something.

"Sir we received a message!" shouted an Elite

"From who?" asked Yayap

"The kidnappers." said the elite.

Yayap pissed himself.

Meanwhile...

"Hello Yayap I'm so glad we could finally talk." said Ryan.

"Who is this?" said Yayap nervously.

"Who we are is none of your concern all you need to know is that we have all three of your leaders here and if our demands arn't met then we might just accidentally hit the button to relase them into space." said Ryan.

Yayaps heart stopped. If he didn't meet their demands. Didn't save the prophets. He would be betrayed by his army. And then they would know the truth. His eyes widened.

"Are you there?" said Ryan.

"Yes...What are your demands?" asked Yayap nervously.

"We want 5 of your ships, all half of your grunts, and a 10 years supply of human food." said Ryan.

"And cake!" shouted Danny.

Yayap was releived. These demads were easy...Maby he would be a hero after all. Then the army wouldn't kick his ass.

"Ok we will ffill these demands. Where do we trade?" asked Yayap.

"Over the Atlantic Ocean." said Ryan.

Yayap thought for a moment. That was the same ocean he left that man Johnson in.

"Ok when dowe trade?" said Yayap.

"In exactly 30 minutes... Be ready." said Ryan.

The com went dead. Yayap told Zamamee to order everyone to prepare the demands. All he had to do was show up... Just be there on time.

Meanwhile...(for those of you who can't take reading about unusual settings I advise u skip this part unless you really want to know what happens to Johnson.)

Johnson woke up covered in slime, fish guts, and mucus. He almost puked from the smell. He couldn't see a damn thing. Then he thought of his men. If he was alive then they would too.

"Hey! Anybody there?" shouted Johnson.

He heard nothing but a slight growl.

"Hey!" shouted Johnson.

"Sarge is that you?" shouted a marine.

They were still alive! but how many. Then he remembered the flare he had. He picked it out of his pocket and hoped to god it would light. He ripped the cover off and the place lit up. He wanted to puke. There was dead fish everywhere and mucus and saliva and other stuff he couldn't even begin to figure out the area of the mosters stomach was large and roughly the size of a master bedroom. His men were all there though. They all seemed to have passed out. Johnson got up and sliped. The whole place was too slipery to stand. He noticed his ears were popping. That means they were diving. He looked around. Monsters belly obvoiusly wasnt pressurized so there wasnt any worry in getting the bends. He crawled over to his men and woke them up.

"Hey sarge where thefuck are we?" asked a marine.

"Ya this place stinks worse than my mother in laws cooking." said another marine.

"We're in side that mosters belly." said Johnson.

The marines looked down in defeat. Johnson stood up.

"So what now..."said a marine.

'We need to find a way out of here." said Johnson

"Well I'm not taking the back door sarge you can forget that!" said a marine as others laughed.

Johnson took in his souroundings. Above him was the esophagus and somewhere below all the fish was the way they didn't want to go. They needed to make this thing sick. The question was how to make a 70 foot sea beast sick.

"I don't suppose any of you have anything that might make this moster sick would you?" asked Johnson.

He looked down at his feet and noticed that his shoes were starting to melt from the gastric juices.

"I have an idea." said a marine.

"Shoot." said Johnson

"What if we get to the top of the throat and push on the back of it?" said the marine.

"What makes you think that would work? In fact what even gave you the idea" said a marine.

"I got the idea from remembering a famous singer named Modanna. She used to stick her finger in the back of here throat to throw up and get skinnier." said the marine.

"That's crazy!" said a Marine

"Ya Madonna had an excellent body she would never throw up to get skinny." said another marine.

Johnson thought for a moment.

"What else have we got to try...Lets do it!" said Johnson.

Johnson thought of how they were going to climb up 70 feet without falling or having the monster notice. They would have to stack each other up.

"Ok heres the plan. We are going to stack each other up the throat and ill push." said Johnson

They started climbing on each other. One by one they made their way up. Johnson finally got to the top.

"Damn we're 10 feet short." said Johnson.

"What now?" said a marine.

"I'm going to try and climb it." said Johnson.

Johnson put both his feet on the walls of the throat and began to slowly climb up. He saw where he needed to press. He got to his destination. He could hear seagulls. which ment they were above sea. He looked behind him and saw light filter through the monsters teeth. He looked away and told the marines to be ready. He pushed as hard as he could at the back of the monsters throat. Nothing happened. He pressed again. Suddenly he the monster roared. All the marines fell back down. Johnson held his position and kept pressing. Suddenly the monster opened it's mouth and began to take in water. Johnson held his position as best he could. He would never give up. Sergeant Johnson would never become mere fish food.

"Sarge hurry up! We're gunna drown if it keeps taking in water!" shouted a marine.

Johnson pushed even harder. He began to feel his suroundings quiver. Then he noticed the monster acting strange. He pushed harder. The monster couphed up sme stomach matter. Johnson pushed as hard as he could. Then all of the sudden he saw eerything the monster had eaten flying up toward him. He held on and was thrown out of the monster. They were finally out. The monster glared at Johnson and left. Disapered into the depths of the sea once more.

"Look!" shouted a marine.

In the distance they saw a figure. It was the statue of liberty. Well boys we're free and back in the country that kicks ass! Let's go men!" shouted Johnson.

They all swam back to shore and this time they knew nothing could stop them.

Meanwhile...(I bet that was weird for sum ppl my friend had the idea) :P

Yayap waited nervously for the kidnappers. He looked up to see where they were comming from. A ball fell from a small slipspace rupture 100 feet above him. The ball fell infront of his feet and a hologram of a human apeared. Yayap jumped alittle, butrecovered quickly.

"Do you have our demands ready?" said the human.

"Yes we do, how will we trade?" asked Yayap

"At the same time." said the human.

Yayap motioned for the signal to trade to Zamamee. 5 ships filled with the rest of the demands lifted into the sky. Yayap then saw an escape pod fall out of the sky. He used his enhanced vision to see into the pod and confirmed that the prophets were in it. The pod landed a mile away.

"Good doing bussiness with you." said the human as the holoball shorted out.

Yayap stood on the covenant cruiser as it slowly headed to the prophets destination. They reached the pod and Yayap jumped in the water to retrive it. Yayap was 20 feet infront of it when suddenly a 70 foot monsterdove up with its mouth open and swallowed the pod. Yayap stoped eyes wide. The prophets had been eaten.

"Zamamee! Did you see that?" shouted Yayap.

Zamamee was staaring in disbeleif at the site.

"FOLLOW IT! I WANT EVERY BANSHEE IN THAT SHIP AFTER THAT BEAST!" shouted Yayap.

Yayap went back in the ship and piloted it back to the base. He still had the feeling something was wrong. Something was still comming. He had an idea of what it was too. He wanted to be ready. He needed to think of ways to kill what he knew was comming. He needed to kill the demon. Only this time he couldn't do it by accident.

Wow that was a weird chapter I hope it wasfunny well i wont be posting for a month hang in there fans and send fan mail for stuff u want to talk to me about the story. Its 5am and iv been up all night and ill be up all day hope u enjoyed this and keep reveiwing its wat makes me go!