Woot! Merry Easter! I got up this morning and decided that I would get some candy and now here I sit on a Sunday to write a new chapter for you all and I'm going to make it as funny as possibly possible! Anyway here all you people go. Chapter 18!
Disclaimer! We don't own anything affiliated with Halo! Except Ryan and Danny.
Also: I would like to thank Warrior of Virtue for considering using some of my material in his fanfic. And also I want to thank all the fans who are so patient as to wait a month for new chapters! You guys are the best!
He got away barely… The demon had killed Zarmez while Zarmec and Yayap had run off with Zamamee in hand. Zamamee was out cold as Zarmec carried him away following Yayap to a safe spot. Yayap ran for a downed pelican and Zarmec followed him. The pelican had been already cleaned out and abandoned and the cockpit had dug itself into the earth making a perfect hiding spot for the three. The battle that was being fought was now 5 miles away from them and yet they still saw the occasional human or two run by to fight. They ignored them or anyone near them. They had to find a way off the planet. Yayap was done. He was done being a hero and done with the Covenant. All he wanted now was to be free and far away. Zarmec was going to come with him even though he now knew his truth. Yayap didn't know why though. He couldn't understand why he would stay with a traitor. And Zarmez gave his life to get them all to safety. The demon had blown him away with a rocket launcher and Zarmec kept going even still. He looked at Zarmec.
"Why aren't you going to avenge your brother's death?" asked Yayap.
Zarmec looked at him and back at the ground as they sat in the busted cockpit of the pelican.
"I still do, but you are my leader and I must follow your orders so I followed them…" said Zarmec in thought.
Yayap felt like total shit now. Because of him Zarmec would never avenge his brother's death. And now he felt like he had to fight again. He was afraid now. He was afraid like he had been when this all started. He went into thought and the world melted around him. He saw visions of his home on a distant planet. The cool breeze of methane hitting him in the face as he played around in the swampy marshes around his home. He then came out of thought as he saw Zamamee wake up. He stared at him blankly, and then seemed to come back to earth. He spoke.
"Mommy when is the parade going to come?" asked Zamamee.
Yayap was confused and thought that he had lost it and now heard Zamamee call him his mother. Zamamee looked at Zarmec and laughed childishly.
"You're funny looking!" laughed Zamamee as he pointed at Zarmec.
Zarmec looked at Yayap slowly and Yayap shrugged.
"Hey are you feeling ok?" asked Yayap.
Zamamee looked at Yayap with a questionable look.
"Why you asking funny questions mommy?" asked Zamamee.
"Umm…"
Zamamee laughed. "Your funny mommy. I love you." Said Zamamee as he hugged Yayap.
Yayap looked at Zamamee and then at Zarmec who was staring at him and chuckling under his breath.
Zamamee let go of Yayap and looked around and then got out of the pelican. Yayap ran out after him and Zamamee started running away faster. Suddenly he came back around and touched Yayap.
"Tag! You're it!" Yelled Zamamee playfully and he started running toward where they had come from.
Yayap stared, dumbfounded. Zarmec came beside him and stared with him.
"He went back the way we came didn't he?" asked Zarmec.
Yayap stared and nodded as Zamamee still headed for the structure that the demon was still possibly in.
"We need to get him back." Said Yayap.
Zarmec nodded and they went to retrieve Zamamee before they were spotted by the demon. They ran after him, but in the distance a 50 caliber sniper rifle found them in its scope and threatened to fire at an instant it felt that it wanted to.
Meanwhile…
Ryan and Danny finally arrived at Earth and were already starting to land. On the surface of the planet they saw countless amounts of covenant and humans fighting in large clumps in various sections of the planet. They started to head for New Jersey and would start their fight from there. The cruisers entered the Earth's orbit and their destination was coming into view soon they would land. And soon their random plan would commence.
Meanwhile…
John looked through his scope and found the Elite Zamamee and then found Yayap and the other hunter chasing after Zamamee. He had more than enough ammo and was ready to kill the three at any moment he felt would be right. Ye pointed at Zamamee, but then thought otherwise and pointed at Yayap's knee. He would blow off his legs and pick off the rest of his appendages while he writhes in pain on the ground. And then the elite and then the Hunter as he coward about which way to go to avoid being shot. He aimed and fingered the trigger. As he looked through his scope on the crumbled building. Suddenly he felt motion behind him and he saw the hunter he had killed not 7 minutes ago. It grunted and swung at him. John blocked with his gun and it broke from the force of the blow.
"Son of a bitch! How did you survive? I saw you explode from the blast of the rocket!" said John in surprise.
The hunter grunted again and cried out as he rushed at the Master Chief and took another swing at him making impact. John flew backwards and got up in rage. He had no other weapon but his broken rifle. He found a metal pole and came at the hunter with it. They collided and beat the shit out of each other.
Meanwhile…
Yayap finally caught up with Zamamee and tagged him back. Zamamee didn't notice though as he was now looking at something at the top of the collapsed building they were now in front of. Yayap saw what was up there and pissed himself as he saw the demon and Zarmez beating the living shit out of each other. Zarmec came up and notice the scene too. He yelled something and ran into the building to aid his brother. Yayap had no idea what to think. He was watching a dead guy fighting the guy who killed him. He felt as if the whole balance of reality had become really fucked up. He then remembered the dream he had.
"Because of you paradise has been destroyed!" echoed through Yayap's head.
He then understood. There was no paradise. And as a result there was no death. Yayap grinned a large and mischievous grin. He grabbed Zamamee who was picking his nose and ran toward the fight scene.
"Where are we going mommy?" asked Zamamee.
Yayap continued on toward the fight as they went up some collapsed stairs. He didn't answer. Zamamee's amnesia could be dealt with later, but for now he had a fight to do with nothing to lose. He ran on.
Meanwhile…
Ryan and Danny came into the Earths atmosphere and the three cruisers already met an attack upon them. They were bombarded by numerous rockets and bullets as they descended onto the surface. Suddenly Ryan and Danny's ship lurched and began to tilt too far toward the surface. They were going down.
Meanwhile…
Johnson went gutted more and more enemies in the most painful ways he could think of. He cut through more and more losing count of how many times he had killed or been killed. He knew he couldn't keep going like this. He found no sensation of victory anymore. He no longer saw any point in fighting, but his body wouldn't let go. He had been trained to take out the enemy to protect his people and now none of it mattered and the battlefield just became more and more cramped. He came to a point where he would kill himself sometimes just to see if he would find peace, but it never came. All hope was lost. Nothing mattered, and revenge or war no longer had a purpose. He blindly kept fighting in a trance of defeat and desperation for purpose. Hoping that death would either come to the enemy or him, but it never did. He continued to fight without a purpose…
Meanwhile…
Yayap, Zarmec, and Zarmez fought the demon each beating the crap out of each other as Zamamee watched playfully clapping and cheering for whoever was getting the most out of the beating. Yayap clung to the demon's head while the two hunters took the body. The demon yelled and cursed as he fought hard and beat the shit out of all three equally. Yayap then noticed a large flaming object in the sky and jumped off the demon and then off the building. The two hunters saw it too and ran off with Yayap along with Zamamee. The demon ran after them and stared at them as they ran off away from the building.
"Cowards!" he yelled and then heard a loud sound coming towards him.
He looked up and behind him to see a Covenant ship heading for him now a football field away.
"Oh…Shi-"said the demon.
The nose of the ship made impact with his face and plowed him into the ground along with the building.
Meanwhile…
Yayap, Zarmec, and Zarmez, and Zamamee watched as the covenant ship killed the demon, but knew that wouldn't last forever. They kept running. Debris from the building flew and fell all around them. And Zamamee was hit hard in the head as he fell to the ground from a piece of debris. He got back up and stared.
"What the? Yayap I thought you left?" said Zamamee.
Yayap looked at him and wanted to continue running.
"Not now long story talk later run now!" said Yayap.
Zamamee saw no reason to argue and kept running to wherever they were headed.
Meanwhile…
Johnson stopped fighting after awhile and gave up. He was too tired and wanted nothing more than to just stop everything. He felt the weight of the world come upon him. He looked around and saw a hole in the ground that no one was paying much attention to. He went to it and jumped in. It was a sort of cave. It was still lit with electricity and seemed to go on to another unlit room. He decided he would sit around in it until the fighting stopped. He walked into the room and found it to be very dark. He searched the walls for a light switch and found one. He hit it and stared at what was in the room. In the room which was almost 500 feet deep it seemed (He had noticed he was on a balcony of a sort.) was filled from top to bottom in nuclear warheads. He froze and then began to wonder why the fuck a 500 foot hole full of warheads was under a former human populated area, there were enough to take out the entire east coast. Then his mind brought to his attention another matter. He could end the fighting. And maybe end it for good. Maybe this would bring death and surly end the chaos that took place on the earth. He would deliver them all peace. It was the only way, he thought. He smiled as if he had gained all knowledge and wisdom in the universe. He took a grenade and pulled the pin, but didn't throw it. He waited. Waited for someone or something to stop him, but nothing came. He threw the grenade and it flew into the air and landed on the deadly bombs. 5 seconds to go. Johnson closed his eyes and laughed a crazed laugh. He had completely lost all rational thought and for the first time in his life he felt as if he could be happy with what he had done and not regret it. 3 seconds were left…
Meanwhile…
Johnson found himself suddenly appear on a mountain. He looked around and at himself and cursed louder than any man has ever cursed before…
Meanwhile…
The fighting stopped as everyone felt a deep rumbling from underneaththe earth…
That was completely insane… I had to rush job the last part… I hope I was funny though. The next chapter will be even more so. MERRY EASTER AND KEEP R&Ring!
