Title: Full moon at night, werewolf's delight
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Stiles wears a shirt with a wolf pictured and the words 'full moon at night, werewolf's delight' written on it, not even trying to be ironic about it. It becomes his favourite shirt mostly because in the first week (first hour), he basically knows who in town is in the know or not.
Those that are in the know don't look him in the eye, walk past without making eye contact, and a few simply turn around and leave the cereal aisle without second thought. (He knew Mrs. Gawler was something; he's going to get Scott to interrogate her later.)
Those that are in the dark (heh, except when it's a full moon, of course) raise their eyebrows curiously, smile indulgently at another of his 'funny' shirts, or ask him where he got his shirt from.
Derek sees the shirt when Stiles enters the loft. He raises his eyes to the high heavens, then scowls at him. "Are you trying to tell everyone what we are?"
Stiles snorts and sets the multitudes of grocery bags on the kitchen bench. "Yes, I tattooed 'werewolves are real' on my butt-cheek last week. Half of Jungle knows about the supernatural community after I mooned them," he says, his lips quirking.
Derek chokes on nothing. "What?!"
"I'm kidding, Derek. I haven't been to Jungle in weeks. Ginger and the girls are probably going to kidnap me to get me there eventually," Stiles muses, starting to put the groceries away.
Derek takes a moment to breathe again, then stands and heads into the kitchen to help with the groceries. "What about the tattoo?"
"Hmm?"
"You were joking about mooning everyone, you didn't say whether you were joking about the tattoo on your butt-cheek or not," Derek adds, wincing when his voice hitches at the mental image of Stiles' ass.
Stiles finishes putting the last of the groceries away, then grins and crowds in close to Derek. He tugs on Derek's arms so they unfold from his chest, then slides Derek's large hands around his lithe waist and places them on his ass. "Want to find out?"
"Fuck, yes," Derek breathes, hands slipping into Stiles' pockets as he pulls him even closer.
Yep, this shirt is definitely Stiles' new favourite.
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The end.
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