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Chapter II

Bad Days Ahead

Chi-Chi didn't like the looks Goku and Inuyasha were exchanging. She sensed what was going to happen and warned everyone in what she considered the most appropriate way possible. "KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET AWAY FROM THEIR MOUTHS! IT'S AN EATING CONTEST! RUN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" Within 5.3265 seconds (don't ask me how I know that exact time. I'm only in grade 8) Chi-Chi's house was empty except for a helluva lotta food and a couple of warriors with black holes for stomachs. The contest begins…nnnnnnow!

What is the fastest speed you can think of, dear reader? Whatever it is, it's not fast enough to match the speed these two were eating at! Within 5 minutes, both Goku and Inuyasha had, ahem, 'accidentally' ate their forks (not whole, of course) and were forced to eat with their hands. For what seemed to be forever, it was an even match between the Saiyan and the hanyou. Then, the unthinkable happened. Both of them got their forks on the same piece of food. Wait a minute! How the HELL did they get their forks back! Maybe we don't want to know… The point is, fists were flying short seconds later.

Elsewhere

It was a bad day in H.F.I.L because they were serving crummy food and Kid Buu didn't like it. "Uasghbhuuashiufhaohguahugshfuh" grumbled Buu. " You said it Buu," agreed Cell. "Yeah we should kill the chefs and cook our own food!" said Frieza. Now let's check up on Sesshomaru, because nothing good is going to happen here for awhile yet!

Sesshomaru was bored. He knew he was transported to another dimension (duh!) and didn't really care. He already realized he was in a future era, and he didn't care about that either. Technology or not, no human could take down the Lord of Demons. His problem was this era offered no entertainment whatsoever for him. Then he found the World Tournament.

Back at Goku's house the fight was about to draw to a close when Inuyasha slipped on a banana peel and accidentally threw the fork that was in his hand. It got stuck in Goku's forehead. Both of the warriors were screaming in pain for about 10 minutes. When they got up they seen Gohan filling out forms and they both asked, "What are you doing?" "Have you already forgotten about the world tournament?" asked Gohan. "Hey I have an idea why don't we invite Inuyasha and them?" was Goku's enthusiastic response. "Well why not." said Inuyasha. Then Goku wore a sly grin on his face and said, "I must warn you, Inuyasha. The World Tournament does not allow weapons." Inuyasha was simply exasperated. "SAY WHAT!"

"You heard me Inuyasha."

"That's stupid."

"It's the rules."

"I'm going to kill whichever bastard came up with that stinking rule!"

That's when Kagome pointed out, "Inuyasha, you idiot, you were able to defend yourself just fine before you got the Tetsusaiga." Gohan was quick to add, "Other than us, only humans participate. You'd knock them flat on their asses anyway." Then Miroku said, "Besides, I'm entering too." Inuyasha felt he had to repeat, "SAY WHAT!" Miroku began to explain his motive. "A monk must train both body and mind to achieve nirvana. I owe it to myself to do so." Sango saw through the monk's ruse and said, "I bet he's only doing it for the fangirls." Kagome figured out what Sango was getting at and added, "I just hope he doesn't face a female combatant!" Everyone was laughing except Miroku, who was in a corner, pouting childishly. After the laughter subsided, Inuyasha said, "What the hell, I'll do it. But where will I hide the Tetsusaiga while the Tournament is going on?" Piccolo suddenly burst through the door and said, "Don't worry, Inuyasha. I'll put it in one of the safes in Kami's Lookout." Inuyasha half-jumped from sheer instinct and yelled, "Who the hell are you?"

After some very, VERY long explanations that you don't want to hear, all was set up. Piccolo flew away with the Tetsusaiga to hide it away. Everyone else started heading to the Tournament. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to all but us, Naraku was in the bushes the whole time. "Muhahahahahahaha… excellent. Inuyasha will be defenceless and the Tetsusaiga up for the taking. I shall enter this pathetic Tournament and kill that worthless half-breed, and after he has been eliminated, I shall claim the Tetsusaiga for myself at this Kami's Lookout, whatever that is. Kagura?" The maiden of the wind descended from a nearby cloud and said, "Yeah, what do you want?" Naraku replied with, "Don't get saucy with me. We're going to this World Tournament." Kagura then said, "Hold up. Do you even know where this thing is?" Naraku glared evilly at his incarnation and said, "Quiet, you!"

Stay tuned for Chapter III: Conflict at the World Tournament! R&R!