By: Prodigus Feldspar

Yosh! I will try my best to keep putting up chapters! Btw, (I should have put this in the other chapters…) you may flame me if you want. If you're really against Gaara being not serious I don't care. Yeah… enjoy the Copernicus-ness (XD)…

Also, I'm sorry for the many spelling errors in chapter 1. I'll try to re-read better this time. .

000

"Y-you can't be serious…"

"Oh, Gaara, but I am!" Lee said striking a dramatic pose.

Gaara flinched. Lee was wearing Temari's favorite pleaded skirt with knee-length, high-heeled boots and a lime green, long sleeve, belly shirt, Complete with fake breasts.

"Lee…how did you…?"Gaara said pointing at Lee's chest.

"I just put on one of Temari's bras and stuffed it!"

Gaara couldn't believe his ears.

Lee sighed and continued, "It's a shame that Temari doesn't have bigger boobs, I would look better with a chest like yours, Gaara."

Gaara fell over.

"Are you ok?" Lee inquired.

"No."

Lee quickly put on some mascara and threw some of Temari's clothes at Gaara.

"Get off of the floor and change. we'll leave for the mall in" Lee cleared his throat, and with a voice so feminine, and so convincing it scared Gaara, said "20 minutes. So bust a move, girl!"

Gaara was shooed into a downstairs bathroom and, locking the door behind him, he began taking off his clothes. He stared at his naked reflection.

So this is what girls look like naked.

He quickly turned around and began putting on his clothes.

After about 5 minutes of trying to get a few of Temari's bras that had been thrown at him on, he realized that they wouldn't fit him.

"Hey, Lee?" Gaara yelled through the door.

"Yes?" He heard the reply on the other side.

"None of Temari's bras fit me."

Silence

"Lee?"

"Hang on a second Gaara; I think I have an idea. I'll be right back."

Gaara sighed with relief.

About 5 minutes later…

"Gaara! Open the door!"

"Ok…" Gaara opened the door as a pink tube top was thrown at him.

"Now you don't need a bra!"

"It's pink…"

"Don't be so picky, Gaara! You can choose the pink top or what you've got on!"

"Fine," Gaara grumbled in reply. He quickly got dressed, putting on the pink tube top, some light blue jeans and his sandals.

Lee frowned disappointedly when Gaara stepped out of the bathroom.

"What?" Gaara said, wondering what he did wrong.

"No skirt?"

"No." Gaara said firmly. He would not be caught dead wearing a skirt, even if he was a girl.

"Alrighty then! Let's go!" Lee grabbed Gaara's left hand and dragged him out of the house.

"So," Lee began, "where would you like to go shopping?"

"How the hell should I know?" Gaara snapped, "It's not like I've been a girl forever, you know!"

"Ok, ok, calm down," Lee cocked his head to the side, "Let's see…"

Gaara began walking. He didn't like standing around in front of the house. (In case Temari woke up and went to get the mail.)

"Wait up!" Lee yelled. "What about Limited Too?"

"No! Temari has dragged me there thousands of times. I will kill myself if I have to go there again." Gaara huffed and looked over at Lee.

Maybe it would be best if I killed myself. I'd be better than being seen with Lee in that outfit!

"Abercrombie and Fitch?"

"No."

"Deb?"

"No."

"Torrid?"

Gaara stared him.

"Hmmm…good point," Lee replied.

Gaara sighed.

"Oh! Victoria's secret! We need to go there!"

Gaara shook his head. "We are not going there."

"Do you want to wear tube tops the whole time you're stuck as a girl?"

"I'm not going to be stuck like this forever!" Gaara said, partly to Lee, partly to himself.

Lee shrugged. "I just let you pick a store when we get to the mall."

"Fine."

000

At the mall…

They had been searching for a "Gaara-worthy" store for 15 minutes when Lee nudged Gaara and said, "Hey, Gaara! Those guys over there are checking you out…"

Lee didn't look too happy; Gaara noted and looked to where Lee was pointing. A group of about 5 boys Gaara and Lee's age where staring at Gaara.

"Hang on a second, Lee, I'll be right back." Gaara quickly strode over to the boys.

"Hey, how's it goin'?" one of them (apparently the leader) said.

"Listen," Gaara said, "unless you want a shuriken between the eyes, I suggest you stop looking at me and leave."

The boys laughed as if they had just heard the funniest thing ever.

What? They should be cowering in fear! What the hell?

Gaara realized why they weren't scared. They aren't afraid of me because I'm a girl!

He felt incredulous. I guess they haven't met Temari before. Well, I'll just have to show them some girl power!

Gaara pulled back his right leg and, as hard as he could, kicked the lead boy in-between the legs.

The boy cried out in pain and fell to the ground instantly.

"You little bitch!" a blonde boy said.

A fight and shopping? This is going to be fun. Gaara thought.

Gaara heard Lee shout, "Gaara! Mall security is going to show up any second! Let's go somewhere else in the mall."

Gaara faced the boys, stuck out his tongue mockingly, and quickly ran to Lee, who had begun to walk away to the other side of the mall already.

"What were you thinking!" Lee shouted.

"They were being rude!" Gaara huffed. "They deserved it!"

Lee sighed. "You are too much like Temari."

Gaara grinned.

They walked for 3 more minutes when suddenly…

Gaara froze and pointed to a store. "What store is that?" He asked.

"That's Hot Topic." Lee said. "Why?"

"We must go there." Gaara commanded and began walking towards the dimly lit shop.

Lee laughed, "You have good taste."

000

After buying a few tanks tops, a tee-shirt, fingerless arm-length gloves, a black skirt, and some pants with chains on them (All paid for by Lee, of course!) Gaara was content, and they left for the next destination:

Victoria's Secret.

Gaara couldn't understand how women could shop at Victoria's secret. The store made him feel so…uncomfortable, unlike Lee who trotted right in and began looking at bras and panties he thought would look good on Gaara. This made Gaara even more uncomfortable!

At least Lee was passing off as a woman; otherwise the women in the store would be giving Lee odd looks.

"Do you need help with anything?"

"Huh?" he said as a woman with blonde hair in pigtails walked up to him.

"Do you need help with anything?"

"Uh…no…" He pointed to Lee. "My friend is helping me."

"Ok," the woman said. She looked strangely familiar… "If you need a fitting or anything talk to me or one of the other people working here."

"Ok, thanks." Gaara said as the woman left.

Did I just say "thanks"? I guess I'm acting more and more like a girl! (Because boys are impolite!)(Sorry, I'm joking)

"Hey Gaara!" Lee sang from across one of the rooms of the store. "I think I found something that'll fit you!"

Gaara sighed and began walking in the direction of Lee's voice.

Why does he have to be so obnoxious?

Lee threw a black bra at Gaara.

"Go try it on." Lee said and pointed to a dressing room.

Gaara realized shortly after entering the dressing room and taking off his shirt that bras were extremely confusing to get on.

How do women get these things on? He thought.

After figuring out the proper way to put a bra on Gaara realized that it fit him and put his tube top back on.

After emerging from the dressing room he said, "Lee, It fits."

"Ok then," Lee said. "I'll take the bra and go pay for it; you can wait outside the store."

"Thanks," Gaara said and left.

Gaara found a bench near the store and sat down.

Lee is so kind, he didn't want me to be uncomfortable, so he let me leave.

Gaara smiled.

"Excuse me?" a girl's voice said.

Gaara looked up

Sakura Haruno was standing in front of him.

"Yes?" He replied.

Shit! Does she recognize me?

"Are you related to Gaara?"

"Ummm…who?" He lied.

"Never mind," she said, smiling, "You just look like someone I Know."

"Oh." Gaara said.

Sakura sat down next to him.

"So," she began," that's an odd tattoo on your face."

"Yeah," Gaara said nervously

Think, think!

"But, it's a popular trend in the sand village. And I think it's cute."

"Oh! That's a good idea." Sakura replied.

"Hey Sakura! What's up?" Lee said.

"Ugh." Sakura groaned.

"Hey, you know Sakura?" Lee said, pointing to Gaara.

"I…Just met her…" Gaara said slowly.

"You know each other?" Sakura said, dumfounded.

Before Gaara could say anything Lee said, "Yup! This is my girlfriend, Ringo."

Gaara glared at lee.

Girlfriend? Ringo? What am I, A Tokyo Mew Mew character?

Lee began speaking again, "Right, Ringo?"

Gaara forced a giggle. "Yeah…honey"

"Lee…" Sakura said, "Why are you dressed like girl?"

Lee froze.

It was Gaara's turn to lie. "Well, I needed a new bra and Victoria's secret makes me uncomfortable, so I told Lee to go get a new one for me, but he didn't want anybody think he was a pervert so he decided to pretend to be a woman and shop for me. He's such a nice person isn't he?"

"Erm…ok?" Sakura said,"Well I have to go finish shopping; it was nice meeting you Ringo. Bye!" And Sakura quickly walked away.

They both sighed once she was out of view.

"Nice lie," Lee said weakly.

"Thanks, same to you." Gaara replied.

"Hey, Lee…I just want to say thanks…" Gaara said while blushing.

"For what?" Lee questioned.

"For…everything."

Gaara felt Lee's hand wrap around his.

Gaara looked at Lee who was smiling.

"No problem," Lee said.

After sitting together for a minute or two Lee blushed and said, "We should probably head back to your house and try and figure some of this out.

"Ok." Gaara said, and they began walking back to Gaara's house. Blissfully unaware that there was a familiar figure a few feet away that had been following them all day…

To be continued…