By: Prodigus Feldspar
Yay! I'm finally done writing again! Sorry it took so long, but my computer broke down for the third time this summer. Yay! ...Yeah.
Btw, to everyone who didn't understand the whole "Neji Ramen" thing, I'm sorry.
WARNING! There will be Sasuke bashing! All Sasuke fan-girls who read this (if any) beware… Then again… It's not that bad… but still….
ALSO! This did not start out as the final chapter! It just sorta turned out that way… anyway, I'll be writing another GaaraXLee fic soon! (That is, if I don't have too much homework when school starts… O.o …)
Begin…
000
"What!" Lee and Temari said in unison.
"You think Naruto turned you into girl?" Lee said incredulously.
"Well…," Temari said, partly to herself. "It does make sense, I mean, he is a prankster…"
Gaara and Lee blinked.
"Think of it," Temari said, "Now he can pull any prank on Gaara he wants."
"Why?" Gaara said, smile fading.
"Because the guy you would've kicked his ass." Temari said.
Gaara frowned.
"I'm still gonna kick his ass." He said as if anyone should have known that.
"I see changing into a girl hasn't changed you any." Lee said, smiling and shaking his head.
Gaara blushed…And Temari pounced…
"YES IT HAS!" Temari squealed. "GAARAS BLUSHING! SQUEEEEEE!"
Gaara blushed harder.
"Ummmm… Naruto is getting away…" Lee said, pointing out the window.
"WELL, LET'S GO!" Temari yelled, stampeding out the front door.
"She needs to work on her…stealth, doesn't she?" Gaara said grabbing one of Temari's pigtails to stop her.
"Yeah…" Lee said, grabbing one of her other pigtails, "It's not very ninja-like…"
000
After following Naruto for about fifteen minutes, Gaara, Lee, and, Temari Came up to a ramen shop…err…stand…and Naruto looked around, checking to see if he was being watched and walked up to the counter, while Gaara and company watched from a nearby tree.
A door marked "Employees only" opened, and an old man stepped out.
"Well?" The old man said expectantly.
"I did it," Naruto said nervously.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes," Naruto said, "Now give Kit back!"
"Fine," said the man and went back inside the building.
000
"Kit? Gaara said, looking from Lee to Temari.
They both shrugged.
"No clue," Lee said
000
The man emerged holding a small white fox.
"Kit!" Naruto exclaimed as the fox jumped into his arms and began licking his face affectionately.
000
"I never knew Naruto had a pet!" Lee said, surprised.
Temari shook her head, "How could he take care of a pet? He can't even take care of himself!"
"Would you shut up?" Gaara said, "I'm trying to listen."
000
"And the other part of the deal?" Naruto said seriously.
"Fine," The man grumbled and re-entered the building.
Naruto sat at a stool in front of the counter and began petting Kit. A minute or so later the man re-emerged holding a large bowl of ramen. Naruto squealed in delight.
The man set down the bowl and Naruto began devouring it at mach speed. The man entered the building and emerged once more holding a miniature bowl full of ramen and set it down in front of Kit and she began eating, just as fast as Naruto.
000
Once Naruto and Kit finished their Ramen, they departed the shop, heading for Naruto's house. Little did they know, they would have three house guests waiting for them when the got there…
000
Naruto slid his house key into the lock, and turned it. He twisted the handle and opened the door.
"What the hell?" He said, frozen mid-step into the doorway.
Gaara, Lee, and, Temari were standing in front of him.
"Surprise!" Lee shouted, "Happy Birthd-"
Gaara hit him over the head with a giant hammer. (Which, of course, he had, now that he was a girl!)
"Stupid…." Gaara muttered.
"Ummm… It's not my birthday…" Naruto said walking into the room with caution.
"WE KNOW THAT!" Gaara yelled.
"We know you turned Gaara into a woman!" Temari said triumphantly, pushing Gaara and Lee out of her way.
She towered over Naruto threateningly.
Naruto began backing away from the ominous figure of Temari. And, by accident, backed into a wall.
Naruto looked behind Temari and saw Gaara advancing toward them. Lee just sat on the couch watching.
"I didn't want to!" Naruto said in his own defense, "He made me do it!"
"Who made you do it? If you tell me any of this "He who must not be named" nonsense, I swear to god, I will kill you!" Gaara growled.
They heard the sound of the front door opening and footsteps entering.
Lee gasped.
"He means me!" A familiar voice said.
Everyone turned towards the voice.
Gaara could not believe his eyes.
The figure in the doorway was none other than… Sasuke Uchiha!
"S-Sasuke!" Temari sputtered.
All of a sudden, a wind blew through Naruto's house and there was a dramatic pause.
"This is like one of those soap operas Prodigus Feldspar's mom watches…" Lee said.
Then, the wind stopped and everything was turned back to normal.
(It just felt like a moment for a dramatic pause! XD Don't blame me!)
"But…Why?" Gaara asked.
"Because," Sasuke began, "You have more fan-girls than me!"
"Excuse me?" Gaara said in disbelief.
"You heard me!" Sasuke snarled, "Ever since you came into this series, fan-girls have been flocking to you!"
"So you forced Naruto to turn me into a woman?" Gaara said incredulously.
Sasuke let out a triumphant laugh, "Yes! And now you won't have as many fan girls and they shall be my loyal followers again!"
"Ummmm…," Temari said, "I thought you didn't care about stuff like that…"
"I pretended to not care," Sasuke corrected, "But, chicks dig guys who are cool and don't care and stuff like that! And I looked the part so all I had to do was change my personality and, then girls loved me!"
He turned to Gaara.
"Until you came along, that is! You're smooth and un-caring and a tortured soul and girls love that!" Sasuke said.
"Gaara isn't really that smooth." Lee chimed in.
"Shut up, Lee!" Sasuke yelled.
He turned to Gaara once more.
"Once the fan-girls find out, you'll be fan-girl-less! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sasuke declared.
Gaara smiled, "You forgot one thing," He said, "Now I'll have more fan-guys than you now!"
Sasuke gasped and froze, "No…" he whispered.
"Yes!" Gaara sang, "Now fan-guys won't like you anymore and Naruto won't like you anymore! Nyah nyah nyah!"
Sasuke ran to the other side of the room and began bashing his head repeatedly into the coffee table, screaming, "What have I done! Naruto won't love me anymore! GAHH!"
Naruto poked Sasuke with his pointer finger.
"Ummmm, uh," He said, barely audible, "I, uh, still love you…"
"OMG!" Sasuke squealed and tackle-glomped Naruto.
Temari coughed uncomfortably, the first reason for which, she was the only person who wasn't in a yaoi relationship in the room besides kit, and secondly, her lack of dialogue.
"So," Gaara said to Sasuke, "Will you change me back into a guy?"
Everyone looked at Sasuke. Sasuke looked from Naruto to Gaara.
"Sure." He said, and smiled.
000
The next day…
Beep beep beep.
Gaara opened his eyes.
The events of the past day seemed like a dream.
I can't believe it all happened in one day…He thought with a smile.
Sasuke had given Gaara another glass of water with the antidote mixed in, like he said he would, and shortly after, Gaara and co, departed and returned to their houses.
Gaara swallowed, walking into his bathroom.
I hope it worked, He thought nervously.
Gaara looked into the mirror.
"It worked!" He exclaimed and began dancing around his room.
"It worked! It worked! It w-"
Ding dong!
"GAARA!" Temari hollered, back to her old unhelpful self, "GET THE DOOR!"
Ding dong! Ding dong!, the door bell chimed impatiently.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Gaara yelled, coming down the steps.
He opened the door.
Lee was standing in the door way.
"Gaara!" Lee exclaimed and pulled Gaara into a tight embrace, "You're a guy again!"
Gaara blushed at the feeling of Lee's body against his.
Y-Yeah..." Gaara said breathlessly.
Lee stopped hugging Gaara.
"Are you alright?" He asked, "Your face is bright red!"
Gaara looked down. "I'm, uh, blushing."
"Oh," Lee said, clueless, "Why?"
"Well, as you mentioned last night I'm not very "smooth" and uh, I'm not very good with words so," Gaara looked up at Lee and smiled, "I'll just have to show you."
Gaara wrapped his arms around Lee's neck and pressed his lips to Lee's. Gaara pulled away from Lee and looked down.
"I-If you don't feel the same way, ummm…Its ok, But I-"
Gaara was cut short as He felt Lee's bandaged hands on his cheeks.
Gaara looked up.
"I love you too, Gaara." Lee said, and his lips met Gaara's once again.
Gaara felt Lee's tongue enter his mouth. Gaara gladly accepted and began dominating Lee's tongue with his own.
After a minute or so, Lee pulled away and said, "Gaara, have you had breakfast yet?"
"No." Gaara said, slightly confused.
"Good!" Lee said, grinning, "Lets get some curry!"
"Curry? I've never had that before…" Gaara grumbled, not liking to try new things.
"Well," Lee said, "You haven't kissed me before, have you?"
"No…" Gaara said, totally not getting the point.
"But you liked kissing me didn't you?"
Gaara blushed. "Yes…" he said quietly.
Lee beamed.
"Let's just go already!" Gaara huffed and began trudging towards the local curry shop.
Lee began walking faster to catch up with Gaara.
Gaara looked back at the man he knew he would be waking up next to the next morningand smiled.
Maybe trying new things isn't so bad after all.
END
How'd y'all like it?
I could not think of a good closing sentence so I thought that one would sound ok.
And thanks for all the reviews! They kept me writing! As I said, I'll be making another GaaraXLee fanfic so please keep reading. And if any Di Gi Charat fans read this, I want to make a RikXKy fic also!
This was my first real fic so I hope I did ok!
Thank you!
