Chapter 2: Owls and Oranges, then more Owls

Yusuke Urameshi was walking home from school one day. "I still can't believe that Keiko is transferring schools to Yokohama High." He muttered to himself. He paused.

"I have GOT to stop talking to myself." He strolled down the violent streets of Tokyo's Red Light District, whistling as he thought about his friend.

THUMP.

Yusuke was knocked to the ground, unconscious.

When he came to, an owl was sitting on top of him with a letter in its mouth. When the owl saw that he was okay, it dropped a letter on the dazed teen's head. When Yusuke had the strength to sit up, he opened the letter. He had read it three times before screaming, "Botan!" Botan appeared out of nowhere on her oar. "What is this supposed to mean?" He demanded furiously.

"I got one too. I'm really not sure what it means. I'll take you to Koenma, and maybe he'll have an idea or two about this." Botan offered.

"There's no need, I'm here." Koenma said as he appeared next to them.

"YOU BAKA!" Yusuke yelled as Koenma explained the letters. "You sent our profiles as exchange students to some weird psycho magic school just so we can protect some kid!" Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, Botan, and Koenma were seated in a popular restaurant that Kurama had suggested.

"Indeed. Your mission will be to look after Harry Potter, and you might just learn something while you're at it." Yusuke stuck his tongue out at the toddler, which resulted in a specific feminine figure's oar being slammed on his head.

"That hurt, Botan!" Botan rolled her eyes.

"Shouldn't we be going?"

"Yes, indeed you should. Have fun!" Koenma disappeared into thin air, which left people staring at where the talking toddler had been and wondering where he had gone. Yusuke made his way home to pack.

…Higurashi Shrine, Japan…

Inuyasha and Kagome made their way off the airplane. "Never again." Inuyasha muttered under his breath, looking slightly green in the face. It turned out that Inuyasha got sick on airplanes, plus there's the fact, he was allergic to the food that the flight attendant had served.

Kagome looked around for the man that they were supposed to be staying with. Soon her eyes came across a middle aged man who looked like he was a whale. "Excuse me, but are you Vernon Dursley?" She asked.

"No." He said.

"Oh, sorry for bothering you." She replied with a respectful bow.

"This way." Inuyasha said as he found the scent they were looking for. They came across a man that looked a lot like the last guy. "Pardon me, are you Vernon Dursley?" She asked.

"Yes. I suppose you are Kagome Higurashi and you are Inu Yasha?"

"Actually it's just Inuyasha."

"Right. Follow me."

They got into the car and were off to House Number Four, Privet Drive.

…4 Privet Drive, England…

Meanwhile, at the house, Harry was eating his breakfast-an orange.

"I'm home!" Vernon said as he walked into the house. When Inuyasha had stepped inside, he was immediately ambushed by a flock of owls.