There are many good things about sleeping with Chouji. The first, is that he is a natural cuddler. It's not because he's fat, that just makes him squishy, it's because he is a very physical person and uses touch to connect with people. He's gentle, because he's very aware of just how strong he is, and he's thoughtful.

The second good thing about sleeping with Chouji is how warm he is. When you sleep with Chouji Akamichi, you no longer need blankets. All you have to do is lay back and bask in the warmth that he produces. He's like the sun that way, just calmly and quietly radiating heat.

But the absolute best thing about sleeping with Chouji Akamichi is the look on his face every morning when you wake up. He looks at you like you are the most precious person he's ever met. He looks at you with awe, as if he doesn't fully believe that you're there. You would thing that after a full year of marriage that either you would get tired of that look, or he would stop giving you that look. But it doesn't and niehter does he.

There are also some major downsides to sleeping with Chouji. Well, it's really only one. Crumbs. The boy eats. He will eat anything anywhere. Totally understandable. He needs all those callories to practice his families jutsu. In fact he started eating more healthy after we got married, not to lose wieght he would say, but to live longer with me, his goddess.

That's what he calls me. He said he calls me that because he wants to worship me everyday for the rest of his life and beyond. And boy does that boy know how to worship. Espescially with his mouth. He does things with his mouth that make me weak in the knees just thinking about them.

Lot's of people will look at us as we walk down the street together, and they usually have a puzzled look on their face. We don't match, is what they're probably thinking. They'd be right about that. But it's the fact that we don't match that makes it work the best.