Disclaimer - Hunter x Hunter does not belong to me, all characters and such are the marvelous product of Yoshihiro Togashi.

A Note – As sailor aidos suggested, I am adding another random question to this drabble :P

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
(as answered by the cast of Hunter x Hunter because what else do they have to do between seasons?)

Gon: 1, 2, 3, 4….what number comes next?
Killua: I forgot to count the first time, give me another one!
(Killua wrestles the bag from the interviewer and attempts to run away with it.)

Kurapica: (Eyes interviewer suspiciously.)…Who are you?
(He looks over at Gone and Killua.)
Kurapica: Did you two ever learn to not accept candy from strangers?
(Killua reaches over and takes the lollipop from Kurapica's hand and pops it into his own mouth.)
Killua: Loosen up, Gon knows when something's bad for him and I can take any poison with no ill effects.

Leorio: Don't be mean to the interviewer lady, she looks like a nice gal.
(He pauses to wink at the interviewer.)
Leorio: Anyway, I never tried licking one before, I always just bite them the moment I unwrap them.

Hisoka: Only one if you do it right…
(The magician smirks and starts to lick the lollipop. A large censor bar appears before his mouth. Apparently the Federal Communications Commission decreed Hisoka's licking as too lewd to show.)

Illumi: I do not like sweets.
(Interviewer bribes the assassin with triple his fee. Illumi proceeds to pluck out a random member of the audience, ties him down, and commands him to lick the lollipop until the center is reached.)

Buhara: Only a single Tootsie Pop? I'm hungry.
(The large man empties the entire bag into this mouth.)
Gon: Wow, hunters sure are great!
Killua: …I wanted those lollipops!

Menchi: (She eyes the candy critically and takes one like before throwing it out the window.) It is not the right temperature.