Disclaimer - Hunter x Hunter does not belong to me, all characters and such are the marvelous product of Yoshihiro Togashi.
A Note – As sailor aidos suggested, I am adding another random question to this drabble :P
How many licks does
it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
(as answered by the
cast of Hunter x Hunter because what else do they have to do between
seasons?)
Gon: 1, 2, 3,
4….what number comes next?
Killua: I
forgot to count the first time, give me another one!
(Killua wrestles the
bag from the interviewer and attempts to run away with it.)
Kurapica: (Eyes
interviewer suspiciously.)…Who are you?
(He looks over at
Gone and Killua.)
Kurapica: Did
you two ever learn to not accept candy from strangers?
(Killua reaches over
and takes the lollipop from Kurapica's hand and pops it into his
own mouth.)
Killua: Loosen
up, Gon knows when something's bad for him and I can take any
poison with no ill effects.
Leorio: Don't
be mean to the interviewer lady, she looks like a nice gal.
(He pauses to wink
at the interviewer.)
Leorio: Anyway,
I never tried licking one before, I always just bite them the moment
I unwrap them.
Hisoka: Only one
if you do it right…
(The magician smirks
and starts to lick the lollipop. A large censor bar appears before
his mouth. Apparently the Federal Communications Commission decreed
Hisoka's licking as too lewd to show.)
Illumi: I do not
like sweets.
(Interviewer bribes
the assassin with triple his fee. Illumi proceeds to pluck out a
random member of the audience, ties him down, and commands him to
lick the lollipop until the center is reached.)
Buhara: Only a
single Tootsie Pop? I'm hungry.
(The large man
empties the entire bag into this mouth.)
Gon: Wow,
hunters sure are great!
Killua: …I
wanted those lollipops!
Menchi: (She eyes the candy critically and takes one like before throwing it out the window.) It is not the right temperature.
