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PS- I know that Wyatt is obviously not named Wyatt Halliwell-Wyatt...because that would be the worst name in the history of television. I was just laughing at the fact that..what if, and I'm just saying what if, but what if Leo's last name was Butz? All of a sudden, you've got a child named Butz Halliwell...well, anyways. I'm rambling, and I'm sure you all just want me to get on with the story, so.
ON WITH THE STORY!

Wyatt Halliwell-Wyatt is a weird name...and other random thoughts.
by hyperleo01

"You did what?" Leo asked, as he heard the lastest story of the Halliwell household. "You got them a dog for almost exposing magic? For fighting against each other?"

"Look, they wanted to know about Perry. What was I supposed to tell them? Oh, Chris, you might be too young to hear this, but one day, in the past, your future self came from the future to his past so that he could change his future Wyatt into a good Wyatt like the present one? Leo, even I couldn't understand what the hell I'm saying, and I lived it!" Piper was fighting back. What did her husband want? She didn't ever want to tell her babies about the alternate future. What if, by telling them, she negated everything Perry worked so hard to fix?

"...But you didn't have to lie...oh well...at least tell me you punished Wyatt for telling Chris that he was adopted..." Leo conceeded, rubbing his temples. For an ex-dead guy, he sure was doing a lot of living.

"I...no, the thought of them knowing about Perry completely erased that from my mind..." Piper said, closing her eyes in aggrivation.

"You do realize that the next time you try to punish Chris, he's going to bring this up"

"What? He's probably not even going to remember it." Piper said, laughing. "And you're just worried about playing favorites, like you did-"

"I promised I would be a better dad for this Chris. And I will be. So, now, I have to be the bad cop, and yell at our oldest son...becuase I do not want Wyatt thinking he can con Chris like that and not face consequences." Leo understood that, even though Chris might have changed the one thing that turns Wyatt evil, it was not the only thing that could turn him. "With great power comes-"

"Great responsibilty. Damn, Leo...stick to your old elder lines...don't start stealing from spiderman comic books..." Paige said, orbing in with Phoebe, her 1 year old daughter, Melinda, and a small stuffed animal.

"Phoebe, is that Perry the puppy?" Piper asked, looking at the stuffed animal in shock.

"Yes..." Phoebe said, "Oh, you mean the stuffed animal coating? Don't worry...it's a real puppy."

"What? What do you mean, it's a real puppy...what did you do to the dog?" Piper said, looking in fear at the toy.

"I did it. You can barely stand still with that...thing, let alone orb with it. So, I just turned it into an inaminate object for a little while...wow, you know, this plan sounded a lot better before I said it out loud." Paige complained, as she closed her eyes and whispered some random spell that would probably come back to bite her in the butt, seeing as it is a very big example of personal gain and all.

Andthen, just to prove a point...the dog opened it's mouth. And it turned out that it's life as a stuffed animal turned it into the dog from hell.

"YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!"

"Oh-my-GOD! PHOEBE!" Piper shrieked, covering her ears.

"What is with that dog?" Leo asked, mouth open that such a small thing could make such a big sound.

"YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!"

As the dog started screaming, Melinda started crying from the noise. And, to be completely honest, it kinda sounded like a high school garage band on their first rehearsal. Only a lot worse.

"I swear, that dog was not this loud before!" Phoebe said, "He was so cute"

"Well, maybe turning it into a CHILD'S TOY scared it a little!" Piper said, angry beyond belief.

"What are we gonna do about this?" Leo said, staring at Piper. "We obviously can't return it. Chris and Wyatt will be destroyed."

"My earlobes are going to be destroyed if we-oh, STOP!" Piper said, shooting her arms out and freezing the dog.

"Mommy, what was that noise?" Wyatt said, orbing in with Chris. "Was a bad man here?"

"No, honey. That's the dog." Piper said, pointing to the now frozen dog on the top of Phoebe's head...apparently, it liked to jump.

"Why's the doggy so loud?" Chris said, as it unfroze and started YIPPING loudly. He wrinkled his nose at it.

"Yeah, why can't it be quieter?" Wyatt said. He didn't like doggies very much, and this one was loud and stinkyto boot!

"Well, you wanted a puppy, right?" Piper said, trying to appease her obviously unamused sons.

"We wanted a pet. Or a little sister." Wyatt said.

"Or a racecar!" Chris added.

"You're kidding..." Piper said, wishing that she could just start this day over again.

"Piper, we're going to keep this dog." Leo said with clenched teeth. "Boys, you wanted a dog. You have a dog"

"But Daddy"

"No buts. You have a dog. Now take care of him." Leo said, lifting the writhing puppy and placing it in Wyatt's hands.

"Doggy, can you be quiet please?" Wyatt asked, hoping it would understand him.

"Yeah, Perry. It's not nice to be loud." Chris said, waving his finger at it. Then, the oddest thing happened.

The dog shut up.

"Um...what happened to the doggy?" Wyatt asked, looking at Chris.

"Well, we asked him nicely. Don't you remember what Mommy said? If you ask nicely, you will get it." Chris said, smiling a little.

Piper, Leo, Paige, and Phoebe looked on with awe at this scene. Maybe a dog wouldn't be so bad after-

Hold that thought, Piper said to herself...becuase the dog had jumped out of Wyatt's arms into Chris', who toppled backwards onto the potted plants, which smashed all over the place, causing a loud noise, and making the dog scream again. Only this time, he started to run around the house at the same time, making it impossible for anyone to try and silence him.

For ten minutes, the Halliwell family faced their toughest challenge-a highly rambunxious puppy named Perry.

"I GOTS HIM!" Screamed the resident6 year old, catching the dog in a pile of freshly laundred clothes-which would cleary have to be washed again.

"OK...good...well, not good, more work for the mother of the house, but at least we caught him. Now, let's keep this runt under control." Piper said, freezing the dog, and putting it in her bedroom. He wouldn't be able to do too much damage in her room-there weren't a lot of breakable things, anyway.

"Great...now let's get rid of him." Paige said, disliking the idea of the dog more and more.

"NO!" Chris screamed, but it seemed as if the rest of the family was on Paige's side.

"Chirs, honey, don't you see the kind of destruction he's causing?" Piper asked, trying to soothe her son. But he wasn't having it. Mostly because, well...remember...he's four. He didn't understand more than half of the words his mother had just said to him.

"Chris, he's mean. You don't want a mean doggy, do you?" Leo said, trying to simplify things for his little boy.

"...No...but how do you know he's mean? He could be nice inside!" Chris said, showing that he really was the same boy as Chris Perry was all those years ago.

"Honey, I think that most people are nice inside, really, I do...I just don't think this dog is one of those." Phoebe said, knowing quite well that the dog was not a person. But, Chris didn't know that.

"...Really?" Chris asked, looking at Wyatt. Even if Wyatt was mean, and told him mean things, and always got him in trouble, Chris trusted Wyatt more than anyone else he knew. Wyatt saved him from everything bad, and was always there when his Mommy and Daddy couldn't be-which was very rare, but happened occasionally.

Wyatt looked at his Mommy who very subtlely nodded. He sighed, looked at his baby brother, and nodded.

"Some things are just evil, Chris." Wyatt said. Piper, Phoebe and Paige looked at each other quickly, but just as rapidly, let it go.

"...OK. We can get rid of Perry...but Mommy?" Chris said, going up to his mother with big eyes.

"What, Chris?" She said, knowing that whatever he asked, she would probably say yes to. It was really hard not to.

"Can we get another pet"

"Another pet?" Piper asked, as she helped her little boy up from the couch and went upstairs to get someone to orb that monster to the nearest animal shelter.

"I think I want...a kitty. Mommy, can we have a kitty?" Chris said, looking at Wyatt.

Wyatt thought for a second...he liked cats. They were cool.

"A cat?" Piper thought about this. "Leo, what do you think?"

"Well, cats are the witch's familiar." Leo suggested.

"And we have already had luck with cats." Phoebe put in. She felt that she had not said enough in this caper, and wanted to have some imput.

"Hm...ok. Let's get a cat." Piper said, smiling.

"Can I name it this time? Becuase Perry's a stinky name." Wyatt said, grinning at his little brother, who just stuck his tongue out at him.

"You can name it." Leo said, "If Chris gets to pick it out. Fair?" He figured that this way, no child gets left behind.

"Good! I like Superman!" Wyatt said, talking about his favorite comic book. He loved Superman because Superman had a lot of power that no one could know about, just like him, and he wore a cool red cape.

"Superman? That stinks, Wyatt!" Chris complained. "Can't you think of a better name?"

"I always liked the name Kit." Piper said, thinking of her cat.

"I'm going to name it, remember!" Wyatt said.

"Oh yeah...well, think of a name your brother likes too, okay?" Piper said, sighing. Then, she opened her bedroom door, and saw the mess the dog had left.Paige immediately grabbed the puppy and orbed out of the house before Piper could explode.

And then, very calmly, Piper closed the door, shut her eyes, and smiled.

"I mean, how much worse can a cat be?"


Eh, not as good as the last chapter, right? You can tell me. Seriously you can.
I have ideas, but the boys need to be a bit older for them to work, so I'm going to skip ahead a few years.
If anyone has any problems with that...you can always review and tell me.
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