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On with the show!
Story.
Oh, speaking of shows, everyone should feel bad for me because I got rejected from 4 musical theatre programs. For college. Go ahead. Pity me. Hehehehehe.
Just kidding.
Wyatt Halliwell-Wyatt is a weird name...and other random thoughts.
by no-talent-Leora
The first thing that Wyatt and Chris heard was the loud roar of children. They ran towards the sound and saw at least a hundred kids all eating at four tables. Wyatt immediately grinned, knowing where they were.
"Chris, come on!" He said, dragging them toward a table in red and gold. He even saw a boy, about eleven, that he knew.
Or at least, knew from the books.
"Wyatt...this is Hogwarts? It looks like Magic School..." Chris said, wrinkling his nose.
"It's so much better...that's Harry Potter!" Wyatt said, frantically running up to the black-haired boy.
"Um...hello?" Harry Potter said, turning around and seeing two very small boys.
"It's you!" Wyatt whispered, eyes wide and mouth agape. Harry must have thought he looked like an ape...heehee...Harry...ape...oh my, the name Harry really is quite bad, isn't it? We feel for the poor child.
"Mate, I think you've got an admirer." A freckly boy next to him laughed. And then Wyatt noticed him,
"You...you-you-you're Ron Weasley!" Wyatt said, mouth opening a little wider...Ronald really isn't a lovely name, either. Well, anyways, then Wyatt saw the final girl in the group. "You're...um...how do you pronounce your name again...it's really really hard... Her...mee...on? Did I get it?" Seriously, if Wyatt were in front of his favorite musical group, which happened to be the Power Rangers (yes, we know they're on television, but Simon Cowell is a very stupid and desperate man...), he would not be more excited.
"It's pronounced Hermione." The snotty girl said, nose high in the air. Chris yawned, and Wyatt finally remembered that he had a little brother.
"Hi, I'm Wyatt and he's Chris. I love you guys!" Wyatt gushed. And the poor children thought he was a little crazy...after all, who was this kid and why was he annoying them during their break.
"Er...thanks...I think..." Harry Potter uttered and went back to his food. Ron just sat there, eyebrows raised at the boys. Hermione was the smart one, and raised her voice.
"Aren't you a little young to be here?" She asked, but before they could reply, a tall man put his hand on both of the boys' shoulders.
"I was thinking the same thing...come with me, please." The tall man said, and his voice said that he was not someone to disobey. Chris felt like orbing out, but Wyatt grabbed his hand tightly and reassured him.
They walked out of the cafeteria-type place and went up a bunch of stairs. Chris watched in amazement as some of them moved, and the pictures talked! There was even a big, grey, aluminuminuminuminuminum- well, that long word that Chris couldn't say properly- tall KNIGHT that saluted to him and held out his sword.
They stopped in front of a statue of a really ugly thing, and the Tall Man said something that sounded like "Acid Pops"...but they didn't exist...did they? They sounded yummy. All of a sudden, Chris remembered that he hadn't had breakfast and was very hungry. Maybe he could try to get some food somewhere.
But first, they had to walk up more stairs.
Piper searched around the house frantically, hoping that her sons were just in the bathroom. Or even in the kitchen, trying to steal some extra cookies for their lunches. Oh please, let them be stealing lots of cookies!
Unfortunately, her search proved to be in vain. And she sat next to the counter, wondering what to do next.
They couldn't have been taken by demons. They would have screamed. Wyatt would have used his shield. Something would have stopped the demon from taking them.
But a demon had gotten to Chris before...and to Wyatt, too.
Well, that wasn't a demon. That was Gideon...
...same thing.
Okay, for now, the demon theory is out. Maybe, they left for school early!
That must have been it. Wyatt all of a sudden loved Magic School and couldn't wait to go there, and grabbed Chris and orbed immediately...they didn't need to hug their mother goodbye...or take their lunches...
That sounded crazy...they needed their lunches. They refused to go anywhere without knowing that there will be food waiting. And the day Wyatt loves Magic School is the day Paige gets a tan.
Wait...Chris was supposed to have a fieldtrip to Salem today, right? So maybe HE dragged Wyatt out and made him go early...
Still the food-thing...but maybe Paige promised to buy him something in Salem! That must have been it!
"LEO!" Piper screamed, knowing her husband was upstairs.
Or at least, thought he was upstairs. She ran upstairs to their Master Bedroom and saw that it was empty.
"Will no one say goodbye anymore?" Piper thought out loud and ran back to the kitchen. Then, she grabbed her keys and drove over to Magic School as fast as she could go.
Chris and Wyatt were being stared in the face by the really Tall Man. And now, Chris could see that he had a really Long Beard. This guy was the oldest looking man he had ever seen! Like, he had to be at least fifteen!
"Who are you?" The old man asked. And Wyatt sat there, in shock. He was meeting his IDOL!
"You're...Dumbledore!" Wyatt said in shock. The man called Dumbledore chuckled a bit and repeated his question.
"I know perfectly well who I am, thank you, but I haven't the slightest who you two are."
"I'm-I'm-I'm" But Wyatt had temporarily forgotten his name in all the excitement. So Chris spoke up.
"I'm Chris and he's Wyatt. Do you have any food?" Chris asked, his stomach rumbling. Hey, what can he say? He's a growing little boy!
"Oh, dear, you must be hungry. Here." Dumbledore waved a stick and a plate full of sandwiches appear. "I do hope you like peanut butter. I like the way it sticks to the roof of my mouth!"
Chris grinned, and grabbed a sandwich. "Thank you!" He said with a full mouth.
Dumbledore laughed a bit more and nodded his head.
"I see that we have something in common...and do you have a last name?" The Tall, Old, Dumbledore asked.
Chris swallowed (quite dramatically, if we may add), and proudly recited his and his brother's name.
"I'm Chris Perry Halliwell, and he's Wyatt Matthew Halliwell." He said, intentionally not saying his full name. No one could ever say his full name again. Ever.
"Halliwell? As in, Penny Halliwell?" Dumbledore looked surprised. What he knew of the Halliwell line implicated that there were no boys.
"She's our grandma. Sometimes we see her, but she's all see-through and stuff." Chris said, taking another sandwich. He hoped he wasn't being a pig.
"Chris, shut up!" Wyatt was watching his younger brother tell their life stories to Albus Dumbledore! He wasn't going to care!
"Oh, no, Chris, please don't. If your brother doesn't mind, I'd like to know a bit more about you two." These boys had peaked his interest. Could these children be from the prophecies in the Ministry of Magic? Of course not...if they were, they wouldn't be in existence, or even a thought, yet. In fact, their mother would be no more than 22! And to have children as old as they were was a bit much, even for Americans!
"What do you want to know about us?" Wyatt was just as interested in the great Albus Dumbledore as he was in him!
"One thing, who is your mother?" Dumbeldore had to know which one. Which sister. If it was them at all.
"Piper Halliwell." Wyatt said, biting his lip. He hoped that Albus Dumbledore wouldn't be mad for sneaking into their school. Even though, it wasn't really 'sneaking'...it was more like...popping up out of thin air.
Dumbledore was not angry at all, as it turned out. He was a little unnerved that two children could appear in his highly-protected school, but that would make sense if they were who they said they were. Butthat didn't make any sense at all! After all, Piper Halliwell was only 19 years old. She couldn't have children as old as these.
"This may seem like an odd question, but do you happen to know what date it is?"
"Um..." Chris shrugged. He didn't care. "It's Friday, becuase my school is going to the Salem Witch Trials!" And he was supposed to go with them...hey! "Wyatt, am I gonna miss the trip?"
Wyatt didn't answer and Chris got his answer. He sat there, wanting to throw a book or something at his older brother, but knowing that he couldn't becuase it would be personal...well, whatever, it would be bad. And he would get another tail...but they came here by magic...wasn't that bad? Was he going to get another tail? He was about to get worried, but then decided that if they hadn't gotten a tail yet, they were safe.
They better be, at least...
"It's April 16th." Wyatt said. Chris perked up at this.
"Only one month 'til my birthday!" Chris loved his birthdays! He always got the coolest stuff! Like last year, he got a really, really cool watch! Yeah, sure, he dropped it in the a..akwrium...or something, but it was really cool! It had a picture of Spiderman on it! And it even squirted spidey-web out the front! But that only worked for a little while, because he sprayed it all on Wyatt in his sleep. It was funny to see the face Wyatt had in the morning...
"And the year?" Dumbledore prodded.
"2010." Chris knew that one. "Duh. Are you living under a rock or something?" He heard that saying a little while ago and wanted to say it to someone. Living under a rock...like Spongebob!
"Oh no, I have not been living under a rock. No, I have been living right here. But it is June 4th, 1992. Welcome to the past, Halliwell brothers."
Two traffic tickets later, Piper was at Magic School and running as fast as she could. She knew that she had parked in a Fire Lane...she didn't care.
"Piper, what's the matter?" Paige was standing there with about twenty six-year-olds, all eager and ready to orb to Salem. It was a special trip, even, because there was going to be a reenactment of the Witch Trials!
"Chris...where's Chris? Why isn't Chris with you!" Piper quickly started panicking again as she saw that her little boy was not with his aunt.
"Chris didn't show up to school today. Neither did Wyatt. I thought they were sick or something...aren't they?" Paige said, dropping the hand of the child next to her.
"NO! Where are they! DAMN IT!" Piper screamed and ran out. Then she saw her car, with a parking ticket on it. "DAMN IT!"
All the children around her started copying her, proving that "monkey see, monkey do" really does apply to humans...and Paige left the assistants in charge as she ran to console her sister.
"Piper, calm down!" Paige said, grabbing Piper and the car and orbing them back to the Manor. And we can say that if Piper hadn't been so frightened at that moment, she would have been screaming about exposure for a LOOONNNGGG time. Like, the length of that movie with Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton...Something's Gotta Give...that movie is long! Let us tell you, never watch that movie if you plan to be home by daybreak. But we're getting off topic.
"I have to go back to Magic School and take care of this field trip, but I will be back in 20 minutes. I promise, ok?" Paige said. "Call Phoebe and tell her to come home. We might need the power of three to get them back. Do you have any idea where they are?" Piper could only shake her head. "Then try scrying for them. I promise, I'll be back in 20 minutes, alright?"
Piper just nodded as Paige orbed back to her twenty little monkeys, and tried to pursuade the assistants to take care of the children in Salem while she dealt with a "Charmed emergency" (she loved how she didn't have to say 'Family Emergency' at her job...it was sweet!), and to get one of the whitelighters to orb them there and back.
The Charmed ones were in for a long day. Even longer than "Something's Gotta Give"...and that movie is really, really long.
Hey, thanks! I know, I'm ahead of schedule, but I got bored, and started having ideas.
Eh, what can I say?
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your humble writer, Leora
