I'm back! But I'm in for a busy couple of weeks, so you might have to make do with this for a while...sorry!
About Phoebe's husband? So many people want to know! Well...you'll find out...at some point.
I guarantee, it's not as interesting as anyone would ever think. I just didn't want to make up a love interest that doesn't exist. At least...not yet. It's hard enough adding more children...heehee...I'm going to stop there...
Wyatt Halliwell-Wyatt is a weird name...and other random thoughts.
by me!
"OOOHHHH!" Phoebe squealed, and Piper jumped up.
"Did you find it!" Piper excalimed, running over to Phoebe.
"Find what? Oh, the potion. No. Sorry. But I did find this fabulous potion to get rid of wrinkles! Just in case Wyatt or Chris have some reaction to time traveling all the time...you know, that can't be good for-"
"PHOEBE!" Piper sternly...well, she pretty much shrieked like a banshee... "Stay on task!"
"Alright, alright...geesh...a little testy..." Phoebe said, opening up another book, opening it and raising her eyesbrows... "Um..."
"What now, Phoebe?" Piper was absolutely fed up with her sister. She loved her, but she wanted to kill her...Piper was having a lot of homicidal thoughts lately...apparently, it came from raising two little boys who wouldn't stop SCARING her!
"I found it."
"WEEEE! Wyatt! Look at me! I'm bouncing on the green stuff!" Chris was enjoying himself thoroughly. When Wyatt pushed him down the hole, he landed on this squishy green stuff and he was bouncing as much as he could...
"Chris watch out!" Wyatt cautioned his brother, but it was too late. Vines from the squishy thing just trapped his brother's feet and arms before they could do anything. Wyatt attempted to blow them up, but his powers weren't working...again.
"WYATT! HELP!" Chris said, as he realized he couldn't move. "Why did you push me! I'm gonna tell Mommy when we get back!" He really was fairly upset...his day had not gone incredibly well...
"Look, we have to catch up to Harry and the others." Wyatt said, "But first we need to get out-" he would have completed that sentance, but a vine covered his mouth. It was now getting increasingly hard to breathe.
It was then that Chris realized the danger he was really in and orbed out.
"Hey! I can orb!" Chris said from the sidelines... he watched Wyatt struggle to get out and tried to orb his brother to safety, but he couldn't... "I can't orb you! You hafta do it yourself!"
So, very slowly, Wyatt dematerialized in those pretty blue bubble-type things that we call orbs.
"That was close!" Wyatt said, and grabbed his brother once again as he saw the three characters from his favorite book run ahead past the room with the giant troll in it...see, in the book, someone bashed the head in of a troll...not a pretty sight.
"Ewwwww..." Apparently, Chris didn't think it was, either... "Wyatt, what's that icky thing?"
"It's a troll, dumbnut. Now come on!" Wyatt urged his little brother, who was staring at the bloody lump on the top of the trolls...er...head-like thing...
"Trolls are icky..." Chris confirmed as he moved to the next room with his brother.
"OK, so we just need the...waters of the Dead Sea and the...head of a starved goat? Who discovers these potions?" Paige said, looking at the list which included a worm's better half, and the ears of a butterfly...
"And why would anyone think of experimenting with starved goat heads?" Phoebe added.
Piper,ratherthan laughing with her sisters,was getting hysterical. "Leo, how are we going to make this potion? I need my CHILDREN!"It was hard enough to lose your children, but to know that you apparently lost them EIGHTEEN YEARS PRIOR...well, it was a bit much...
"Piper, don't worry." Her husband assured her, "We just have to orb around a bit. I'm sure we'll have the boys back before dinner."
"Oh no...dinner..." Piper suddenly remembered that she had to go to the friggin' CLUB! "P3..."
"Someone will open for us, don't worry." Leo said, smiling one of those smiles...
And then, he just narrowly avoided getting blown up.
"We can not keep putting the club on hold. Unless youwant to stop the handyman crap and become Dr. Leo again,P3 needs to be opened!Phoebe will open the club, draw the triquetra, whatever we need to do to get Chris and Wyatt back and not go bankrupt in the process. Paige and I will orb to get the ingredients on this list."
"What am I going to do?" Leo asked.
"Well, it's a long list, so you're going to get the God damned starved GOAT!" Piper said, and grabbed Paige's hand, who immediately orbed off to the Middle East to retrieve the stupid water...
"You could always go back to medical school...or...go to medical school...again..." Phoebe said,burrowing her eyebrows in thought.
Leo just groaned...
"Wyatt...I'm scared." Chris wanted his mommy...he was tired of being in this book. He had just watched the red haired kid get hit by a stone horse! And was now following his brother into a wall of fire...
"Chris, don't be scared, alright? Just stay with me..." Wyatt stopped at a table, lined up with potions... "Oh no..." He then remembered that, at this part of the book, Hermione made Harry go alone, becuase there was only a little bit in the potion...but maybe, because they were younger, it wouldn't take the same amount...
"Um..." Now, if only he could remember which ones were poison, and which one was the one to get him ahead...
"Wyatt...these potions look funny..." Chris grabbed the biggest one, and Wyatt's eyes widened.
"NO! CHRIS! DON'T DRINK THAT!" Wyatt said, grabbing the flask and dropping it. Well, at least he knew one of them wasn't the one to get ahead...at least...he hoped so...it kinda...shattered...
"I don't want to drink any of them!" Chris said, trying to go backwards, but burning himself on the fire...
"You have to!" Wyatt groaned. How was he going to explain to his mother that Chris was trapped in between two walls of fire?
"No, I don't!"
"Fine. Don't. I'll see you later." Wyatt, realized it was the smallest bottle which held the potion he was looking for and grabbed it. He then took a sneak peak at his brother, who was surprisingly still stubborn.
"Chris...I'm gonna drink it..." Wyatt said, and held it closer to his mouth.
"Wyatt..." He groaned. He hated potions...more than he hated the name Christopher...or broccoli...
"I'm gonna do it. And you're gonna be all alone." Wyatt said, but Chris' lower lip just trembled.
"I...don't...WANNA!" Chris said, and suddenly, he orbed through the fire and onto the other side of the wall. Wyatt stared for a few seconds...
"Wow...why didn't I think of that?" Wyatt said, throwing the bottle behind him and orbing to meet his brother.
Unfortunantely, he was about to realize exactly how much fantasy had been put in those books...
"Paige, what's left?" So far, they had collected a hair from the head of a Brazilian monkey, the water from the Dead Sea, and the ears from a Perusian Butterfly.
"Well, we can get eye of newt and dragonfly wings from the China Town Apothecary...or whatever that store is really called...and the rest we have in our stores...all we need now is ...the better half of a worm." Paige responded, and picked up a worm they had stumbled across. "Ugh...gross..."
"Which half is the better half?" Piper said.
"Well, we can just split it in half and see which part looks better? Maybe one part of the worm gets all squished or somet..."
"Yeah yeah yeah, we get the point! Less talking, more cutting...ugh..." Piper shuddered as she watched her little sister split the worm.
The problem is...anyone who has ever tried to split a worm would know this...you gotta wonder why these two never knew, really...
"Oh my God, Paige, the worm's still alive!" Yeah...worms, when split, just multiply...in fact, it's kinda hard to kill one without stamping on it...the only way to do it, in fact, is to burn it's brain...or whatever they have...you really just need a really bright light to shine on it.
"Just freeze it, Piper!" Or you could freeze it...that too.
So, the two girls, grossed out by the now-multiplied-and-frozen worms, orbed back to San Fransico, where-hopefully- Leo had gotten the head of a starved goat...
"What do you mean, there weren't any!" Piper was now in a mood they had never seen. It was kinda a mix between horror and anger...with a bit of hilarity thrown it, because you couldn't really expect someone to get you a starved goat on deamnd, now could you?
"Well..I'm sure, in the evil future, there were a lot of starved goats...and in the past, too...but in the present, not too many people starve their livestock!" Leo said, and immediately ducked to avoid another of Piper's hand gestures.
"Guys, guys! It's alright! The China Town place had them. Amazingly...and kinda disturbing..." Phoebe said, picking up what looked a little like a dead muppet...it was a sad sight...oh yes...a sad sight, indeed.
"You're kidding..." Piper said, starting to laugh. It really was very funny...
"Do we even know the name of that Apothecary place?" Paige said, joining in on the laughter.
Because, after that kind of day, everyone needed to laugh a little.
"He lies..." There was someone talking...but Chris didn't know who it was...he wanted to scream, he wanted to shout for his Mommy...he even tried to orb out, but Wyatt stopped him on all accounts.
"Chris, stop! If Voldemort sees us, we're dead!" On the contrary, Wyatt was excited. He had read all about this, and he wanted to see Harry stop Voldemort!
"Moldeywart...wasn't he the bad guy in that book?" Chris didn't want the answer to be yes...he liked the good old days...when books didn't come to life...and he wasn't stuck in a dark, dingy dungeon with his older brother watching some guy wearing a really big hat show off the face on the back of his head. "Wy-" But Wyatt slapped a hand on Chris' mouth before the sound left.
"shhhh!" Wyatt repremanded him as quietly as possible. They were already hiding behind one of the rocks in the room, but Wyatt was really scared what would happen if they were found...what if they changed the ending of the book?
"AHHHHHH!" That had to be the part, Wyatt thought, where Professor Quirrel touches Harry and burns his hands. But when he looked up, it was only Harry screaming.
In fact, the Professor wasn't in any pain at all! This wasn't right...but as he watched, he was Harry lose air and begin to faint...which only meant one thing...
"Voldemort's gonna get the stone! Come on, Chris!" Wyatt ran ahead and took ahold of Chris' hand. He knew what they had to do!
"Chris, try to blow Quirrel up!" Wyatt screamed, and Quirrel was stopped momentarily to look for the bodiless voices. They were, after all, still invisible...which happened to be quite the advantage.
"Who?" Chris asked, whispering. He wasn't sure he was allowed to talk yet. But he saw the man with two heads look in their direction, guessed it was Quirrel, and flicked his hands at him. At the same time as his older brother.
The professor never saw it coming. In fact...he wasn't seeing much of anything, seeing as he was dead...get it? He didn't see anything...seeing as he was dead? Laugh with us...you know you want to.
But, minutes later, Wyatt and Chris became visible again, seeing as they were incredibly exhausted. They had used a lot of magic...
Not thinking about the consequences, they fell asleep right there.
"Ah...Piper, Prue, Phoebe...how nice to see you..." Dumbledore rushed up to greet the three witches and the male...well, whatever Leo was...
"Prue's not here." Piper said, looking around. "This is Paige."
"Paige?" Dumbledore looked astonished. This was the rumored Charmed half-sister...he really shouldn't have heard about this...
"Nice to meet-" Paige started, but Piper was fed up.
"Look, it's nice to meet you and all, we know. Wow, Harry Potter's real, blah, blah...but what I need, what I sincerely need are my children. So, where are my boys?"
"You see...there's been an accident..." Dumbledore replied, and for once in his very long life...was scared for it to end.
"An accident?" Piper said, furiously twitching her hands. But nothing was happening. "Leo!"
"They're perfectly fine, I promise. They just got a little exhausted. You see, they went up to the third corridor and met up with a set of particularly tiresome tasks...the way I hear it, it seems your sons saved young Harry Potter from mortal peril." Dumbledore said quite cheerily...if that's a word. If not, just substitute 'cherrily' for 'happily' or something...
"Wait, Harry Potter's alive?" Leo blanched...
"Yes...was he not supposed to be?" Dumbledore then realized the importance of the two little boys... "Oh my...this will change things..."
"Wow, Leo, Chris just can't kick the habit of changing the future, huh?" Paige said, elbowing her brother-in-law in the ribs.
"So...where are they?" Piper said, trying to smile, but wanting to scream.
"In the hospital wing, getting some needed rest." Dumbledore answered, and led them to the two children in the hospital wing of a supposed fictional castle...
A few hours later, Chris and Wyatt were ready to go...er...well, not quite ready...but they were about to leave.
"Mom! Let us stay for a few minutes!" Wyatt whined.
"Yeah! Or I missed my trip to the Witch Trials for nothin'!" Chris was incredibly angry about his trip. It wasn't even fun! But we all know, that in a day or two, this trip to Hogwarts will be the most fun Chris had..ever!
"...I didn't even get to ridea broomstick!" Wyatt tried. But his mother was too angry.
"Oh, you'll get one when you come home, you better belive that." After all...she had a lot of mess to broom up at that Manor. Especially that goat head that shattered all over...that was just one mess she didn't need...
They stepped into the blue light on the wall with Chris hugging his mother tightly, and Wyatt struggling to break free and join the wizards going to their final classes.
"Piper...now that we have the boys...I need to talk to you about something..." Leo tried to approach his wife, as they stepped out of the time portal in the attic.
"Not right now, Leo. Please, I have a migrane. Can it wait until morning?" Piper didn't even wait for an answer, she just walked out of the Attic, leaving the three males of the family behind.
"What? But what about your-" It was morning .Time to talk.
"I know, Piper." Leo cut off his wife. "I had the same worries. But the Elders have reassured me that-"
"The Elders...you know, for someone who is supposed to be good, they're really kinda...well, pains in my as-"
"OH My GOD! Piper, have you seen the paper!" Phoebe alerted her sister immediately.
"Um...Phoebe, we know that you work for the paper...we don't need the dramatic discovery..." Piper said, picking up an apple, but Phoebe knocked it out of her hand. Sometimes, the Halliwell sisters can act just like theirchildren. In fact, at this moment, Melinda was grabbing (or trying to, anyways) a cookie from Chris' hand. But Chris kept orbing it back.
"No, you don't understand..." Phoebe said and held out the paper.
"War in Iraq ended abruptly as English pull out..." Piper read, and grabbed the paper. "Late last night in a sudden change of heart, Prime Minister Rupert Radcliffe pulled out of the Iraqi War, leaving America without an ally. President Jebidiah Bush then immediately retracted his previous statement, which said that the troups would remain in the Middle East until all the danger is gone, and sent helicopters to pick up the remaining soldiers. When asked about his revelation...Phoebe, why am I reading this?"
"Just one more line..." Phoebe replied, paling.
Piper looked at her in an odd manner and continued reading. "When asked about his revelation, Radcliffe merely replied, 'a series of murders in the Greater UK has abruptly ended with the murderer being killed last night, and I have finally gotten to look at the papers my predecessor had signed about this horrible war. I had to end it immediately...'...once again, why am I reading this?"
"A series of murders ended last night..." Paige said, grabbing the apple that Piper was trying to eat and taking a bite herself. "You don't think those would be the-"
"No! No! Absoultely not!" Piper was seriously cracking. She couldn't handle this...
"Well, our son's seem to have saved the world...again..." Leo said, staring at his children.
"Our son's are going to kill themselves!" Piper quietly scolded. "They don't even know what they're doing!"
But Chris and Wyatt knew. Oh yes. They had realized that something had changed when Wyatt looked at his Harry Potter series...it had changed slightly. And no one else even realized it. They knew why, of course.
They had saved Harry Potter, whatever anyone else tried to say... Future consequences? Please!
The end of episode two? I hope it's alright. It's very late, and I have to go to school in 6 hours, so I'm going now...
Night!
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Leora
