chapter 3:i hate eric cartman

(kyles p.o.v)

i woke up the next morning by something nudgeing me,i grunted and opend one of my eyes,there stood kenny mckormick my new lover, i grunted again and tried to go back to sleep,this time i was pushed quite hard so to stop me from falling i grabbed the nearest thing witch was kenny's shirt and ended up pulling him down with me,i landed flat on my back with kenny on top of me,he smiled down at me and said "morning sleepy head" again i grunted and pushed him off me,i stood up had a nice stetch and a yawnand looked down at my lover an siad "how are you here im grounded i cant have any friends over"? he replyed by saying "im baby sittin ike for the weekend your mom said that i need to make sure you dont go out" i grunted at that comment "come on get ya fucking lazy arse down stairs babes" i blushed at kennys last comment

i brushed my teeth and made my way down stairs i could'nt be arsed to change im staying in all day

when i got down stairs ike just walked out the door"ken wheres ike goin"? i asked still tired "out with fillmore"he replied"oh" is all i could say "park ya hot ass on the sofa"kenny yelled from the kitchen i did as i was told, about 5 minutes later kenny walked up to the sofa and sat down with a big grin across his face "what"?i asked "nuthing...sexy"he purred,i was getting a bit pissed off now,but my trail of thought was soon broken bye a big wet kiss on my cheek "aw,aww sick keny"i yelled wipeing my cheek "you were too quiet and i wanted to kiss you"he said in an inocent voice "ok"i replied and turned to face him slowly i crawled on to his lap and moved in for the kiss,thats when we shared our first kiss i melted in his touch,the next thing i remember is being flipped on to my cak with kenny on top of me,he was trailing hot kisses down my neck i moaned in approvel he sucked my neck and went bsck to my mouth for anoth kiss,we stayed like that for ages fianlly i broke away to breath i pushed kenny off me and i atood up he soon stood up and hugged me, i hugged back after a few seconds then kenny being kenny slapped my ass causeing me to jump and yelp in pain. the basterd was luaghin his ass off when i rubbed my stinging bottom "im..im..im sorry...i..i.i could'nt..r-r-resist"he siad in between laughs "shut up"i grumbbled,then the phone rang so i answerd it "hello" "hey jew-boy" it was cartman "what do you want"i snapped "i just wanted to tell you do you the man whos after you im on his side so ha ha you stupid jew"he hung up on me i dropped the phone,i sloched to the ground foregetting my ass hurts and i let out another yelp,"whats wrong babe"? asked kenny in a worried tone "c-c-cartm-man joined m-m-mikes s-s-side th-th-they'll ki-ki-kill me"i stutterd "shh ky its ok shh im hear shh" kenny said while embraceing me

"I HATE ERIC CARTMAN"i yelled at the top of my voice

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