WHO IS THE SEME? Fight Two.

Sasuke and Naruto

Which one squeals like a girl? Naruto!

Which one is stronger (mentally/physically)? Sasuke.

Which one can be mistaken as a girl most often? . . .Naruto?

Which one is smaller? Naruto.

Which one is always trying to read the perverted novels? NARUTO.

Which one has a more manly voice? …Sasuke?

Which one is uke? …Naruto?

CORRECT!

The seme winner is… UCHIHA SASUKE!

The uke is… UZUMAKI NARUTO!

----GHETTOFABULOUSLINE----

Me: WOOT! Chappie two done.

Sasu: Told you, dobe.

Naru: But, but WHAAAAT?

Me: HA, HA! GIRLY-UKE-NARU-CHAN!
Sasu: That's his new petname.
Naru: WHAT!