WHO IS THE SEME? Fight Three.

Gaara and Rock Lee

Which one acts like a girl sometimes? Rock Lee.

Which one wears a leotard? Rock Lee…

Which one is short? Gaara xDD.

Which one blows kisses? Rock Lee

Which one threatens to kill? Gaara

Which one is uke? …Rock Lee…

CORRECT!

The seme winner is… GAARA!

The uke is… ROCK LEE!

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Me: wow. This is the shortest so far, huh, shorty?

Gaara: Call me short one more time.

Me: HEY I MADE YOU SEME, RIGHT! And not just because I'll know you'd kill me if I didn't…

Lee: YOSH! I SHALL BE GAARA'S WIFE!

Me: . . . Okay, 'nough said.