WHO IS THE SEME? Fight Four.

Haku and Zabuza… (Do we even need to fight for this one?)

Which one looks, acts, dresses, and is mistaken as a girl a lot? Ooh! HAKU!

Which is uke? …Haku?

WRONG! Kidding, CORRECT!

The seme winner is… ZABUZA!

The uke is… Cute li'l Haku!