Disclaimer: If I Owned Tokyo mew mew, or Mew mew power for that matter I would never allow anyone to name Ichigo Zoey or Kish Dren, -shudder-

A/N: Me again with the second chapter, sorry that it's so much shorter than the last chapter…and now it's time for…….explanations!

'Nork' a word I made up in English class when I was messing around with words, originally from 'New York' Yew Nork' 'You Nork', you get the point…

'Yay for blue popsicles' Bowleena once read a forum post referring to Satoshi to a blue popsicle, since then it has become a widely known phrases ever since at our school.

'L'Antiquité and crossroads' Textbooks used at my school, end of story.

'Kagome and mould' refers to my Inuyasha fanfiction, Attack of the evil mould droplets.

'exclamation mark, question mark and 'HA' originally there were question and exclamation marks there with spaces in between, but I didn't know that they wouldn't show up on fanfiction dot net… same goes for the semicolons in the authors note, there was a face there before… wow, long authors note, now on with the story!

"Kish…Kish…KISH!" The authoress nudged Kish with her foot.

"Kish wake up, you lazy per-alien!" The authoress then gave in and smacked Kish across the face with a book entitled 'Sunshine'. (Awesome book by the way!)

"Huh? Wha..?" Kish rubbed the numerous bumps he'd received from all the books thrown and/or hit him.

"Guess what!"

"It better not be chicken but…" Kish grumbled.

"Just say it."

"Say what?"

"Say 'what'"

Kish looked confused.

"Wahhh! The authoress is confusing me!"

"Just say 'what'."

Kish narrowed his eyes before giving in and saying 'what'.

"You have to clean your room now."

Kishs' eyes widened

"NOOOOOOO-" The authoress, thankfully, cut off the alien.

"God, it's not that bad…well maybe it is but…just go and do it."

"Your seriously enjoying this aren't you?"

"Yup."

"But I don' wanna!" The alien whined. The authoress held L'Antiquité threateningly.

"I'll go get the mould scraper…"

"I knew you'd see it my way."

A few minutes later Kish re-entered the room armed with a mop, dust pan, sponge, broom, bucket of water and

"A plunger?" The authoress gave Kish a very odd look.

"You never know what could be lurking around in here…" The authoress just barely suppressed a shudder, but resulted with a twitching eye…

"EWWWWWWW-"

"Shut up!"

"-WWWWWW-"

"SHUT UP!"

"-WWWWW-"

"ARGGGGGGG!"

The authoress stopped screaming immediately and laughed.

"You can come out now Bowleena." The slightly insane girl (not yet homicidal) emerged from behind a large pile of magazines. Bowleena frowned as the authoress held out a hand.

"Come on, we bet on it. It's true; I can drive Kish insane in less than one minute." Bowleena grumbled slightly before handing over five dollars. Kish stared at them for a minute before yelling; "YOU BET ON ME? (Insert exclamation mark here)"

"Uhh, yea?"

"Can't he shut p for more than a minute?" Bowleena asked.

The authoress shook her head. "Sadly, no."

"On to more pressing matters, YOU BET ON ME?"

"Suck it up princess, er prince, er alien." The authoress said, sticking out her tongue at the same time.

"Bye Q-DONO!" Bowleena yelled before starting to run to the door to try and escape the madness.

"It's SAMA! Q-SAMA! Say it with me! Sa-ma!"

"Whatever you say Ritsu."

"Umm, Bowleena, I know that you're looking for a name from an anime for a nickname like you and A-Chan but there is a little problem with that one…"

"What's that?"

"I AM NOT A CROSS-DRESSING MAN!"

"Oh, oops…"

"You better leave before I KILL you, ok?"

"BYEEEE!" The door slammed shut.

The authoress looked at the clock and sighed.

"I have to go Kish, you'll have to clean your room in the next chapter…"

"YAAAAAAAAAY!"

"Kish…"

"Yes?"

"Kindly SHUT UP!"

"Ok…"